Current Events > Follow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat.

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There's no place like home, Mr. Bond.

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They fly now, Mr. Bond.
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Titanium armor won't protect you from stupidity, Mr. Bond.

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Your message text must be longer than 1 displayed characters, Mr. Bond.

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Where are my pants, Mr. Bond?

The Nexus, Mr. Bond.

Stretched to its absolute limit, the human rectum can accommodate a full sized raccoon, Mr. Bond.

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Hakuna Matata, Mr. Bond

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I can't fit any more inside, Mr. Bond.

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Mr. Bond.

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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink, Mr. Bond.

They mostly come out at night, Mr. Bond.

Mostly, Mr. Bond.

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Remember: Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets, Mr. Bond.

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I like those sneakers that youre wearing. I plan to get a pair like that very soon, Mr.Bond

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The bumblebee flies anyway, Mr. Bond.

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He's the first member of the D.K. crew, Mr. Bond.

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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die, Mr. Bond.

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I became vampire to suck blood and f*** forever, Mr. Bond.

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People die if they are killed, Mr. Bond.

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Its the great pumpkin, Mr Bond.

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the aztecs invented the vacation, mr bond

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise, Mr. Bond?

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You require additional vespene gas, Mr. Bond.

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Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father, Mr. Bond.

Firmly grasp it in your hand, Mr. Bond.

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Attack while it's tail's up!
It's gonna counterattack with its laser!
Mr. Bond!

It was a dark and stormy night, Mr. Bond.

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fair, next, mr bond

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Ill drive your wife home, mr bond

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, Mr. Bond.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe, Mr. Bond.

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I'm the least racist person you've ever interviewed, Mr. Bond.

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I'm Pickle Rick, Mr. Bond

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I have a great relationship with the Mexican people, Mr. Bond.

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No one reads these replies, Mr Bond.

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it's time for your milk of magnesia mr bond

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"Man fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees, Mr. Bond.

He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured, Mr. Bond.

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Nobody wants to be a minority in their own country, Mr. Bond

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Nothing at the moment.

But I always name my game characters Mr. Bond.

Really fun in the Zelda and Final Fantasy games.


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Are you available for a children's birthday party, Mr Bond

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We cannot allow Ebola-infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great - but must suffer the consequences, Mr. Bond.

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We cant bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time I took the fairy to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter youd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didnt have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones, Mr. Bond

why does the porridge bird lay its egg in the air mr bond?

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It's taco Tuesday, Mr. Bond

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When you see the other side chopping off heads, waterboarding doesn't sound very severe, Mr. Bond.

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