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TheRadiant
10/27/21 12:50:00 PM
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You in?

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Tyranthraxus
10/27/21 12:50:56 PM
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If I was in then I could just grab it without having to break in.

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Turbam
10/27/21 12:51:03 PM
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Leave the lead moderators to me

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Ivynn
10/27/21 12:51:56 PM
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I most certainly won't double-cross you to take the gold for myself

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nothanks1
10/27/21 12:52:09 PM
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I can bring the following: a redheaded female, a drunken bear and a Spanish woman called Mrs Garcia.
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DocileOrangeCup
10/27/21 12:52:44 PM
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Spidey5
10/27/21 12:53:02 PM
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TheRadiant
10/27/21 5:41:18 PM
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We need a man on the inside

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Simp
10/27/21 5:42:35 PM
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sorry, I've never been in

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toreysback
10/27/21 5:43:11 PM
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the aztecs invented the vacation

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NES4EVER
10/27/21 5:43:15 PM
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You do realize that its all just an urban legend and the only thing in the vault is GameFAQs T-shirts, right?

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eston
10/27/21 5:43:21 PM
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We'll need at least one person with Aztec DNA, that way if there are any ancient Aztec guardians in there he/she can protect us

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SapphicBoy
10/27/21 5:44:09 PM
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You'll also need a fall guy. I volunteer @Pandamonic

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Turbam
10/27/21 5:44:30 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
We need a man on the inside
@yunalenne10 , you in?

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RedLuigi
10/27/21 5:44:33 PM
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Its me, Im inside the mods - all the time, Im their backdoor server guy

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Alteres
10/27/21 5:45:17 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
You do realize that its all just an urban legend and the only thing in the vault is GameFAQs T-shirts, right?
That sounds like something an Aztec would say.

We can use his dna.


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nothanks1
10/27/21 5:45:50 PM
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eston posted...
We'll need at least one person with Aztec DNA, that way if there are any ancient Aztec guardians in there he/she can protect us

I have the Spanish woman
She can speak El Terrible which is ancient Spanish for 'hello friends, we are here in peace'. I learned it from Peggy Hilly
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a_n_t_h_0_n_y
10/27/21 5:46:51 PM
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there better nooy
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Stagmar
10/27/21 6:11:30 PM
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Why would you ask this where he can see it? You're really SBAllen trying to find people plotting against you, aren't you?

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LanHikari10
10/27/21 6:12:58 PM
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ApherosyLove
10/27/21 6:14:21 PM
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What can I do?

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Heartomaton
10/27/21 6:15:46 PM
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I'm telling.

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TheRadiant
10/27/21 6:20:22 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
What can I do?
You can be our femme fatale

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Wii_Shaker
10/27/21 6:24:03 PM
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Turbam posted...
Leave the lead moderators to me


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DeadBankerDream
10/27/21 6:26:17 PM
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Dont we get cursed if we take the gold?

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gamer167
10/27/21 6:32:54 PM
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Hacking the system mainframe as we speak
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Trumble
10/27/21 6:38:43 PM
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You guys should get @SBAllen on your team, I hear he knows the vault inside out.

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Machete
10/27/21 6:40:45 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
We need a man on the inside


You can't trust a mod. They will betray you. It is what mods do... but someone like me who knows the mods almost as well as they know themselves? I'll make sure we're always as many steps ahead as we need to be.
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Machete
10/27/21 6:42:58 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Dont we get cursed if we take the gold?


Pandamonic can deal with the curse. That's why fall guys exist. Everyone else will be fine.
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modena
10/27/21 6:46:57 PM
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I'll start a *transphobic pitbull* topic to distract the mods.

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Tom Clark
10/27/21 6:48:00 PM
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Machete posted...
You can't trust a mod. They will betray you. It is what mods do... but someone like me who knows the mods almost as well as they know themselves? I'll make sure we're always as many steps ahead as we need to be.


I'll definitely double cross you. But because of my complexity addiction, I'll throw in a triple cross and a quadruple cross, and by the end even I won't know which side I'm on, so I'll probably just be off doing my own wacky thing, betraying everyone, even myself. Not gonna lie, there's above-even odds that this whole escaped will end up with me throwing the gold in the ocean like I'm the old lady off of Titanic.

But, if chosen, I do have a habit of bringing snacks, so that's something for you to think about.

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LanHikari10
10/27/21 6:48:28 PM
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Machete
10/27/21 6:51:09 PM
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Tom Clark posted...


I'll definitely double cross you. But because of my complexity addiction, I'll throw in a triple cross and a quadruple cross, and by the end even I won't know which side I'm on, so I'll probably just be off doing my own wacky thing, betraying everyone, even myself. Not gonna lie, there's above-even odds that this whole escape will end up with me throwing the gold in the ocean like I'm the old lady off of Titanic.

But, if chosen, I do have a habit of bringing snacks, so that's something for you to think about.


I like this idea but it will complicate things due to me having a "one upping people at their own game" addiction, so I hope you are ready for things to get really stupid... but probably work out in the end because I also have an Archer complex.
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Tom Clark
10/27/21 6:52:38 PM
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Machete posted...
I like this idea but it will complicate things due to me having a "one upping people at their own game" addiction, so I hope you are ready for things to get really stupid... but probably work out in the end because I also have an Archer complex.

I'm in.

Or am I? I don't even know!

Oh lord, it's started...

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Machete
10/27/21 7:04:02 PM
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Tom Clark posted...


I'm in.

Or am I? I don't even know!

Oh lord, it's started...


*looks at vodka bottle*

Yes I have... now we need a Woodhouse. Pandamonic is already Cyril. TC is probably Lana. The other mods can be German terrorists or North Koreans or space pirates. I don't care too much about the rest of the cast. Oh! Except Kreiger! We definitely need a Kreiger... and his hologram anime wife. Who on CE is most likely to have a hologram anime wife?
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ApherosyLove
10/27/21 7:05:02 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
You can be our femme fatale
Just call me Eva from Metal Gear Solid 3.

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Stagmar
10/27/21 7:17:58 PM
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Machete posted...
Who on CE is most likely to have a hologram anime wife?
I do, but Im still convinced TC is SBAllen.

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a_n_t_h_0_n_y
10/27/21 7:18:32 PM
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Pandamonic
10/27/21 7:49:29 PM
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As usual, I'm way too late to the party, but being a fall guy sounds like fun!

I'll take all the curses please!

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Machete
10/27/21 7:52:28 PM
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Stagmar posted...

I do, but Im still convinced TC is SBAllen.


I was actually attempting to walk into a joke because I feel like that describes a lot of CE. I'm surprised I wasn't called on it.
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a_n_t_h_0_n_y
10/27/21 8:18:34 PM
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who wants to bet allen is tc
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Machete
10/27/21 9:39:52 PM
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DoomsSD posted...
If I join your team, do I need to bring my own weapons? Is my safety guaranteed?

*throws a machete at you*

just use that. I can't use 4 at the same time

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yunalenne10
10/27/21 9:51:14 PM
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Turbam posted...
@yunalenne10 , you in?


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