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au_gold
10/19/21 8:14:22 AM
#1:


Who's the best?










Red Grant:


Oddjob:


Jaws:


If you had to pick one.

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Tom Clark
10/19/21 8:20:27 AM
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Has to be Jaws, doesn't it?

To be fair, I'd be surprised if anyone other than Jaws, Oddjob or Onatopp get any votes, haha.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/19/21 8:21:27 AM
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Onatopp, atleast she was willing to let you have some fun before you died.

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TheOnionKnight
10/19/21 8:26:36 AM
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I really like Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd, but it's gotta be Oddjob for me.

I never really liked Jaws.
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Southernfatman
10/19/21 8:53:34 AM
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Oddjob is the most famous of the two, but I still like Jaws more. Plus he does get some redemption at the end.

I love Bond's blunt description of him in Moonraker:
"I might have guessed."
"Do you know him?"
"Not socially. His name's Jaws. He kills people."

Honorable mention goes to Red Grant. He always deserved more credit.

TheOnionKnight posted...
I really like Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd,

Same. I love the awful puns and the sleazy sounding saxophone heavy theme of theirs. Even if they were campy, they still had an air of sinisterness to where they were slightly creepy and scary.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
10/19/21 9:04:41 AM
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Oddjob but you can't pick him in Goldeneye because he's too short and it's cheating.

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au_gold
10/19/21 9:15:21 PM
#8:


Nick Nack:


May Day:


Wint and Kidd:


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Irony
10/19/21 9:29:44 PM
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Jaws because guns don't kill people, he does.

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FortuneCookie
10/19/21 9:34:49 PM
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Jaws
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Southernfatman
10/19/21 9:45:16 PM
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Irony posted...
Jaws because guns don't kill people, he does.

Jaws will wait on people in the parking lot.

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Pandamonic
10/19/21 9:52:36 PM
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I really like Oddjob, but I have to give it to Jaws.

Southernfatman posted...
Honorable mention goes to Red Grant. He always deserved more credit.
Yeah he's pretty cool as well.

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Questionmarktarius
10/19/21 10:04:26 PM
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ForsakenHermit
10/19/21 10:06:26 PM
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Wint and Kidd were a blast.

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sabrestorm
10/19/21 10:07:44 PM
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Oddjob

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pfh1001
10/19/21 10:10:17 PM
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I would have voted for Red, but Xenia Onatopp is unbeatable. Great movie, great villain, it made Famke Janssen's career.
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au_gold
10/20/21 7:00:22 AM
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Fiona Volpe:


Xenia Onatopp:


Mr. Hinx:


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fcie909x108c
10/20/21 7:49:05 AM
#18:


I always considered Red the villain of that awful movie.
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GMAK2442
10/20/21 8:07:06 AM
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I remember the hat of oddjob.

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Colonel_Snitsky
10/20/21 8:08:53 AM
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Xenia all the way, good ol esrly teen years lol.

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Trelve
10/20/21 10:04:35 AM
#21:


Surely Mr. Hinx belongs on the worst henchman list?

fcie909x108c posted...
I always considered Red the villain of that awful movie.
That'd be Rosa Klebb. (or Blofeld if you want to go to the head of Spectre)
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FortuneCookie
10/20/21 11:12:35 AM
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Trelve posted...
Surely Mr. Hinx belongs on the worst henchman list?

What? He's the best henchman in recent history.
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Shotgunnova
10/20/21 11:13:11 AM
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Jaws

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Southernfatman
10/20/21 11:14:59 AM
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fcie909x108c posted...
I always considered Red the villain of that awful movie.

FRWL awful? Come on.

FortuneCookie posted...
What? He's the best henchman in recent history.

This and he's one of the few good things about Spectre.

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dummy420
10/20/21 11:18:09 AM
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Jaws is by far my favorite.

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fcie909x108c
10/20/21 11:27:06 AM
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FRWL awful? Come on.


FRWL is the most overrated Bond film. It's boring as hell, the characters suck, and so does the plot.
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Irony
10/20/21 11:41:27 AM
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fcie909x108c posted...
FRWL is the most overrated Bond film. It's boring as hell, the characters suck, and so does the plot.
Whose alt

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fcie909x108c
10/20/21 12:22:33 PM
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Irony posted...

Whose alt


Come at me with your pitchforks. I've seen this movie get placed as one of the best, if not the best Bond films of all-time. I've seen even a video game get made after it, which is crazy because it was so many years later. People always seem to answer the question of who Bond is to them and they say Connery in FRWL. And I can sort of understand that if you're there from the beginning or are really invested into the franchise, you can probably go back to this film and pick out the bits and pieces that make Bond so great and how Connery nailed it. I'm not arguing against the fact that this movie was important, because it was. But I'm going to be brutally honest - this movie is bad. I've said before I prefer the realistic down to earth take on Bond, but this one was a little too much for me. While the scene between Connery and Shaw on the train is probably one of my all-time favorite scenes of the franchise, most of the movie's dialogue is just drawn out banter between Bond and whomever about stuff that ultimately doesn't even matter. The pacing is so slow and it hardly ever seems as if Bond is accomplishing something. Tatiana goes from an interesting Russian spy to a completely dependent lover in less than two scenes. It's hard to even tell if she's putting up an act or if she really just failed her mission from the get-go and fell for Bond. I guess you could say that would mean she's putting up the deception well, but it's executed pretty poorly if that truly is the case. The gypsy camp part was a useless scene to pad out the movie and throw in some obligatory action to keep the viewer entertained. Red Grant could have been the Russian James Bond but really just stood around for most of the movie doing nothing until he actually meets Bond and then gets killed, so there's more poor execution on that end. The movie finally picks up at the end with the helicopter/car chase and the speedboat chase, but by then it's too little too late. I'm sorry guys, but this movie sucks.
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Irony
10/20/21 12:27:26 PM
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I'm not reading that because it probably doesn't answer my question.

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Christian RULES
10/20/21 12:28:01 PM
#30:


Jaws! He's my fave character from the Moore-verse.

Will you do a worst James Bond poll?

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fcie909x108c
10/20/21 12:28:51 PM
#31:


I'm sorry your overrated Bond film was actually pretty mediocre. I'm sorry that you only think it's good because everyone else thinks it's good.
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Irony
10/20/21 12:29:36 PM
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I need to know who you are before your obvious incoming ban

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fcie909x108c
10/20/21 12:34:17 PM
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I'm going to get banned for not liking talking on a train simulator?
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El Marsh
10/20/21 7:15:05 PM
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Oddjob was interesting and he's one of the best troll characters ever from video games when I was kid but Jaws had much more personality and he just...wouldn't....die lol

Xenia often gets mentioned for her sex appeal (and for good reason) but she's arguably THE most ruthless Bond henchmen ever. For most of them it was just a job. For her, it was an exercise in pleasure. Utterly frightening women beneath the surface.

I admittedly haven't watched much of the Craig Bonds. I saw the 2nd one, don't remember it all that well, and that's it. Not that I won't watch them eventually, I just haven't been into 007 like that for a long time.

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Godshammer666
10/20/21 8:58:13 PM
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Definitely Jaws for me. The Spy Who Loved Me was the first Bond movie I ever saw when I was a little kid, it was well after the original release, it was on tv, but Ive been infatuated ever since. I had the pleasure to meet Richard Kiel at a horror convention and got his autograph. Really nice guy!
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Xethuminra
10/20/21 8:59:19 PM
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Xenia getting cheated out of her win by pictures of Red, Oddjob, and Jaws
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Tropicalwood
10/20/21 9:04:41 PM
#37:


Oddjob since he's always op in multiplayer. He's either a literal midget due to being confused for Nick Nack, or he can throw an instant kill hat.

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ultimate reaver
10/20/21 9:23:36 PM
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My favorites are Nick Nack and Mayday. Neither are in the best movie but they steal the show whenever they're in them

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au_gold
10/21/21 7:39:23 AM
#39:


Its nice to see Oddjob making a comeback.

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au_gold
10/22/21 5:04:15 AM
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Looks like we have a winner.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/22/21 6:24:36 AM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
I really like Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd, but it's gotta be Oddjob for me.

Wint and Kidd needed a movie of their own.

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