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Christian RULES
10/14/21 7:49:52 PM
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The next Bond should be
















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BlingBling22947
10/14/21 7:51:18 PM
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dolomedes posted...
how about we come up with a new character instead

This. I wonder how long James is going to be a thing.

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BloodMoon7
10/14/21 7:53:11 PM
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James Bondage. James Bond but more kinky.

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ThePrinceFish
10/14/21 7:53:13 PM
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gay biracial black and asian female super spy

also animated and in a wheelchair

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ApherosyLove
10/14/21 7:54:23 PM
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Gay female. Not kidding.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/21 7:54:49 PM
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A wise cracking guy like from the original Casino Royale (1954).

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10/14/21 7:55:27 PM
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Trump
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spikethedevil
10/14/21 7:56:11 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
This. I wonder how long James is going to be a thing.

60 years so far.

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SwiggitySwoogit
10/14/21 7:56:16 PM
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A bisexual genderfluid overweight asian/hispanic/african american that respects women.
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Xethuminra
10/14/21 7:56:44 PM
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Chances you could get Sean Connery back into acting (voice) with a digital de-aging technique that doesnt suck & actually make some money again?

Chances are good
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viewmaster_pi
10/14/21 7:57:03 PM
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dolomedes posted...
how about we come up with a new character instead
the name's Jond... Bames Jond

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spikethedevil
10/14/21 8:01:10 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Chances you could get Sean Connery back into acting (voice) with a digital de-aging technique that doesnt suck & actually make some money again?

Chances are good


Er Sean Connery passed away @Xethuminra

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Unspecified_NPC
10/14/21 8:03:28 PM
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I don't know, hopefully not a wretched welcher though. Yuck.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/14/21 8:04:14 PM
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A sexy asian woman with the charm and class that Bond is known for.

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10/14/21 8:04:23 PM
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Damn_Underscore
10/14/21 8:13:41 PM
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More like Roger Moore.

They should go far in the other direction after making Craig's Bond like Jason Bourne.

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au_gold
10/14/21 8:22:20 PM
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Idris Elba or Richard Madden

We need another female Bond villain, though.

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Cobra1010
10/14/21 8:23:44 PM
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RuBy RoSe


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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/21 8:28:44 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
More like Roger Moore.

They should go far in the other direction after making Craig's Bond like Jason Bourne.

Huddleson seems like he'd be a Moore like Bond.

Hardy looks like a Craig repeat.

Anyway with the way things are going it could take another 5 years or so the get things started.

And if they reboot the series and stories it'd take another 150 years to do all the Bond movies.

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Ryven
10/14/21 8:34:25 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
This. I wonder how long James is going to be a thing.


Theres no reason to believe that series will ever end. Nor should it, because even the weakest movies are still fun.

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spikethedevil
10/14/21 8:38:49 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Huddleson seems like he'd be a Moore like Bond.

Hardy looks like a Craig repeat.

Anyway with the way things are going it could take another 5 years or so the get things started.

And if they reboot the series and stories it'd take another 150 years to do all the Bond movies.


Craig was a reboot and they did theyre own story. @PrettyBoyFloyd


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Zikten
10/14/21 8:40:11 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Gay female. Not kidding.

This. I'd watch that
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/21 8:40:22 PM
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Ryven posted...
Theres no reason to believe that series will ever end. Nor should it, because even the weakest movies are still fun.

Never understood why people hate Octopussy and A View to a Kill.

A View to a Kill gets hate because of Moore's age buy it had fun moments.


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Juhanor
10/14/21 8:40:37 PM
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I'd like a simple two parter accurate to Casino Royale/Live and Let Die. Rookie Bond getting taken in followed by jaded Bond in a cool setting.
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Zeus
10/14/21 8:42:35 PM
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Toll tropic.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/21 8:45:41 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Craig was a reboot and they did theyre own story. @PrettyBoyFloyd

People are thinking they're going back to Dr. No and repeat everything.

I mean they aren't making movies every one or two years.

Maybe three or four if your lucky.

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ElatedVenusaur
10/14/21 8:46:14 PM
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Just cast Laverne Cox, explode all the heads.

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Christian RULES
10/14/21 9:04:42 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
People are thinking they're going back to Dr. No and repeat everything.

I don't think so. I consider this franchise as a cinematic multi-verse with Connery, Lazenby, Dalton, Moore, Brosnan, Craig each being their own universe. So the next Bond will be set in a new universe with a fresh arc.


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Xethuminra
10/14/21 9:05:31 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Er Sean Connery passed away @Xethuminra
RIP

If his estate approves, the *studio could bring him back *digitally *for the movie
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/21 9:12:56 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
I don't think so. I consider this franchise as a cinematic multi-verse with Connery, Lazenby, Dalton, Moore, Brosnan, Craig each being their own universe cause not all Bonds are the same. So the next Bond should be set in a new universe with a fresh arc and a different persona.

Not sure.

But SeaFire seems like it'd make a great Bond movie.

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spikethedevil
10/14/21 9:17:30 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
I don't think so. I consider this franchise as a cinematic multi-verse with Connery, Lazenby, Dalton, Moore, Brosnan, Craig each being their own universe cause not all Bonds are the same. So the next Bond should be set in a new universe with a fresh arc and a different persona.

Yeah nah thats utter BS Tracy gets at least one mention in each Actors set of films with her grave being shown in FYEO.

Connery to Brosnan is one timeline and Craig is another separate timeline/canon no BS theories change that.


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coinstarcad
10/14/21 9:17:36 PM
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They can sidestep the race controversy entirely by making him anthropomorphic.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/21 9:28:02 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Yeah nah thats utter BS Tracy gets at least one mention in each Actors set of films with her grave being shown in FYEO.

Connery to Brosnan is one timeline and Craig is another separate timeline/canon no BS theories change that.

It's stated that Craig parents were killed in a skiing avalanche accident (or mountain climbing) like the others.

Tracy not mentioned is what throws people off.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/14/21 9:28:50 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Gay female. Not kidding.
So she can still be a womanizer.

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Lorkhaj
10/14/21 9:29:47 PM
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Whatever pisses off the reactionaries the most.

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Christian RULES
10/14/21 9:35:13 PM
#37:


PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Tracy not mentioned is what throws people off.

Perhaps Craig's Bond never met Tracy

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spikethedevil
10/14/21 9:36:32 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
It's stated that Craig parents were killed in a skiing avalanche accident (or mountain climbing) like the others.

Tracy not mentioned is what throws people off.

What? Craig parents cause of death is never mentioned and has nothing to do with the time lines.

Never seen anyone get thrown off by Tracy not being mentioned when Casino was literally advertised as a reboot.

As I said Connery to Brosnan is one timeline and Craig is another separate timeline/canon no BS theories change that.

@PrettyBoyFloyd

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spikethedevil
10/14/21 9:37:26 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
Perhaps Craig's Bond never met Tracy

No he didnt because its a separate fucking canon from the rest. We see Craig Bonds entire career as a 00.

Connery to Brosnan is one timeline and Craig is another separate timeline/canon no BS theories change that.

Casino was advertised as a reboot.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/21 9:41:13 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
What? Craig parents cause of death is never mentioned and has nothing to do with the time lines.

Never seen anyone get thrown off by Tracy not being mentioned when Casino was literally advertised as a reboot.

As I said Connery to Brosnan is one timeline and Craig is another separate timeline/canon no BS theories change that.

@PrettyBoyFloyd

But I'm thinking they're not going to run off of Craig's timeline for obvious reasons.

A new timeline will have to be started which will eventually include Tracy.

Guess Craig's Bond will have the be some David Lynch shit from another dimension.


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Xethuminra
10/14/21 9:42:14 PM
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Spy-

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blakenbl00
10/14/21 9:42:58 PM
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They could just retire the 007 name like MIB retired Tommy Lee Jones and it'd still be a good movie, right?
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spikethedevil
10/14/21 9:43:42 PM
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Unless they just do a Craigs bond again and do there own thing.

Oh and to the TC

OHMSS - Bond looks at mementos from the previous films.

Die Another Day - Bond looks at stuff from previous movies in Q-Lab.


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Xethuminra
10/14/21 9:43:51 PM
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Christian RULES
10/14/21 9:49:53 PM
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Oh I mean Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan can still be set in their own universes with similarities (ie Tracy, parents death, gadgets, etc)

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spikethedevil
10/14/21 9:50:33 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
Oh I mean Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan can still be set in their own universes with similarities (ie Tracy, parents death, gadgets, etc)

Ah yeah fair enough.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/21 9:55:38 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
OHMSS - Bond looks at mementos from the previous films.

Made the scene a little depressing.


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pfh1001
10/14/21 10:02:55 PM
#48:


Damn_Underscore posted...
More like Roger Moore.

They should go far in the other direction after making Craig's Bond like Jason Bourne.


I'd be down for this, I'm not a fan of the oh so serious Craig years.
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DogOfPeace
10/14/21 10:08:08 PM
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Honestly? He should be, or look like Fassbender (the guy who played magneto in the xmen movies that had Jennifer Lawrence). Stereotypically British, dark haired, sleek.

but since most people are going this route:

SwiggitySwoogit posted...
A bisexual genderfluid overweight asian/hispanic/african american that respects women.

we might as well forget that he is going to be faithful to his character. I could see this working well:



I loved him in crazy rich Asians and he is sleek and classy enough to be a Bond. He may not be stereotypically British like bond is supposed to be, but the tumblr crowd wont allow it. Maybe the backstory could be that he is from Hong Kong, which was British at the time so he is British and acts and sounds the part too.

if he is not tumblr enough we could still have him and just say he is a pansexual hermaphrodite or something too.

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