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SSJ_Goku
10/10/21 6:20:13 PM
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Why

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LanHikari10
10/10/21 6:21:40 PM
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No love for Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Too bad Gene Wilder never got the opportunity to do it.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/10/21 6:22:54 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
No love for Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Too bad Gene Wilder never got the opportunity to do it.
About that

lol

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monkmith
10/10/21 6:23:02 PM
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personally i want to see how he goes about enslaving the oompa loompas.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/10/21 6:23:34 PM
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Yes you should nod for not meeting gamer standards

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pegusus123456
10/10/21 6:30:05 PM
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A prequel isn't even the most wtf why thing that's happened in the Wonka franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq3DyalJ1gA

monkmith posted...
personally i want to see how he goes about enslaving the oompa loompas.
The Oompa Loompas survived in a land full of monsters and gleefully improvise songs to celebrate the deaths of children. You really think they wouldn't stick Wonka's head on a candy cane and dip his torso in milk chocolate if they had a problem with the arrangement?

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Despised
10/10/21 6:30:08 PM
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monkmith posted...
personally i want to see how he goes about enslaving the oompa loompas.

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Shotgunnova
10/10/21 6:31:35 PM
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monkmith posted...
personally i want to see how he goes about enslaving the oompa loompas.
Oompa loompa doompety dasis
That information's on a need-to-know basis

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archedsoul
10/10/21 6:33:35 PM
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The Oompa Loompas ran that shit. Wonka was the equivalent of the jester meant to entertain.

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Hayame Zero
10/10/21 6:42:44 PM
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"Fear is the mind-killer"



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The_Critic
10/10/21 6:44:03 PM
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This is the least needed prequel since Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd.
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IfGodCouldDie
10/10/21 6:53:33 PM
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archedsoul posted...
The Oompa Loompas ran that shit. Wonka was the equivalent of the jester meant to entertain.
And he was also the face of the company their connection to the rest of the world.

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dj1200
10/10/21 7:23:06 PM
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gene wilder will always be the only willy wonka. all others are fakes.

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DeadBankerDream
10/10/21 7:24:55 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
"Fear is the mind-killer"

That's Dune guy.

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monkmith
10/10/21 7:25:20 PM
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archedsoul posted...
The Oompa Loompas ran that shit. Wonka was the equivalent of the jester meant to entertain.
he forced them to wear matching jumpsuits, practice show tunes, and he summoned them with a tin whistle... how the hell can you possibly believe they ran the place?

no, they were enslaved. how else is a candy company going to pay for a giant underground complex filled with huge amusement park like zones for the inefficient production of candy and pay wages without charging far more then a dirt poor family like the buckets could pay?

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-Unowninator-
10/10/21 7:26:24 PM
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monkmith posted...
personally i want to see how he goes about enslaving the oompa loompas.

https://youtu.be/gElaOYANOhY
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BloodMoon7
10/10/21 7:29:35 PM
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monkmith posted...
he forced them to wear matching jumpsuits, practice show tunes, and he summoned them with a tin whistle... how the hell can you possibly believe they ran the place?

no, they were enslaved. how else is a candy company going to pay for a giant underground complex filled with huge amusement park like zones for the inefficient production of candy and pay wages without charging far more then a dirt poor family like the buckets could pay?
iirc he doesn't pay them money, I think he pays them with chocolate.

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Irony
10/10/21 7:30:26 PM
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Not only did I not ask for this, but I'm visibly angry at its existence. Everyone involved should be lashed.

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unnamedsoldier
10/10/21 7:33:12 PM
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everyone asked for a Willy Wonka origin story
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Guerrilla Soldier
10/10/21 7:40:39 PM
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finally the movie we've been waiting decades for

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Tropicalwood
10/10/21 7:47:41 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The Oompa Loompas survived in a land full of monsters and gleefully improvise songs to celebrate the deaths of children. You really think they wouldn't stick Wonka's head on a candy cane and dip his torso in milk chocolate if they had a problem with the arrangement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gElaOYANOhY

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-Unowninator-
10/10/21 7:59:59 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gElaOYANOhY

>_> I beat you to that.
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Xethuminra
10/10/21 8:33:19 PM
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cuh posted...
Dammit they made Willy Wonka sexy
Last time, we got Johnny Depp doing a Ryan Reynolds/Dane Cook/Mark Wahlberg impression

lets see what happens
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