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Mezcla 10/06/21 9:16:17 AM #1: |
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2025%3A11-12&version=NIV
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. --- SUMIN SUMIN ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadowplay 10/06/21 9:31:00 AM #2: |
Please don't use that NIV trash. It was put out by fundamentalists.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2025%3A11-12&version=NRSV 11 If men get into a fight with one another, and the wife of one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, 12 you shall cut off her hand; show no pity. --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 10/06/21 9:35:12 AM #3: |
Probably just something from ecleseiasteswhatever
But as a kid I liked the book that had the God Armour. --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 10/06/21 9:35:36 AM #4: |
Why is this your favorite verse
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Jabodie 10/06/21 9:35:46 AM #5: |
I'm a fan of Exodus 21:32 myself:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=exodus+21%3A32&version=NRSV 32 If the ox gores a male or female slave, the owner shall pay to the slaveowner thirty shekels of silver, and the ox shall be stoned. --- <insert sig here> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 10/06/21 9:37:03 AM #6: |
I cant remember what verse or even book but theres a story about these people having a discussion about life and it gets really trippy and out-of-this-world and almost sounds like some dudes on psychedelics and I was reading it like, Wow, I didnt expect something like this in the Bible. And then at the end of this crazy conversation an observer sitting at another table remarks, Ha, they must have had too much wine.
Made me chuckle when I read it. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios ... Copied to Clipboard!
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2Pacavelli 10/06/21 9:40:17 AM #7: |
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Nukazie 10/06/21 9:42:31 AM #8: |
i like the part where jesus got into smash
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Derwood 10/06/21 9:45:43 AM #9: |
Ezekiel 23:30: "20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
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Juhanor 10/06/21 9:45:53 AM #10: |
Matthew 19:24
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Doe 10/06/21 9:50:56 AM #11: |
Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 10/06/21 10:10:22 AM #12: |
Derwood posted...
Ezekiel 23:30: "20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." really makes you think. Wisdom. --- Marvel presents Marvel Marvel's The Marvels ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 10/06/21 10:19:08 AM #13: |
Damn, harsh.
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Mezcla 10/06/21 11:26:52 AM #14: |
Juhanor posted...
Matthew 19:24tell that to the pastor who said God told him to buy a private jet https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/29/televangelist-wants-new-jet/653202002/ --- SUMIN SUMIN ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 10/06/21 11:30:15 AM #15: |
Is that eye of a needle?
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Blue_Inigo 10/06/21 11:30:36 AM #16: |
Derwood posted...
Ezekiel 23:30: "20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."Ain't no fucking way this is real lol --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Derwood 10/06/21 12:17:33 PM #17: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Ain't no fucking way this is real lol https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023&version=NIV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 10/06/21 12:38:49 PM #18: |
I'm now convinced nobody actually reads through the Old Testament
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Juhanor 10/06/21 3:35:29 PM #19: |
Alteres posted...
Is that eye of a needle?Yeah Mezcla posted... tell that to the pastor who said God told him to buy a private jetI'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't have a jetplane, but that guy gives religion a bad name. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 10/06/21 3:43:42 PM #20: |
"I found a passage where God allegedly sent bears to kill children for making fun of a bald man. This should undo your entire religion."
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GodardOnGodard 10/08/21 5:48:38 PM #21: |
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