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DumbQuestion
10/04/21 5:28:44 PM
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What would happen if I decided to eat all the raw cookie dough from mixing and making cookies?
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Omnislasher
10/04/21 5:29:58 PM
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nothing other than you continue to get fat, possibly get salmonella from the raw eggs but very unlikely
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Omnislasher
10/04/21 5:30:44 PM
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also, a tummy ache

in conclusion, fucking do it. you'll also be saving energy by not using your oven.
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BloodMoon7
10/04/21 5:30:53 PM
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You'll get pregenanant.

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gatorsPENSbucs
10/04/21 5:31:02 PM
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Rapid99
10/04/21 5:31:36 PM
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You'll give birth to cookies.

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eston
10/04/21 5:31:37 PM
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Most likely nothing, but with raw eggs there's some risk of salmonella

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Alteres
10/04/21 5:31:56 PM
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Yeah could get sick, probably wont.

When I buy those frozen cubes you just put on the try, I always end up eating a third of em raw.

Cant remember the last time I made em from scratch.

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Strider102
10/04/21 5:41:37 PM
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Your taste buds explode from the deliciousness.

Salmonella is a small sacrifice to pay.

You'll be fine.

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Sariana21
10/04/21 5:42:41 PM
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According to my son, youre more likely to get salmonella from the flour than from the eggs.

I eat raw cookie dough all the time.

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Son Of Spam
10/04/21 5:44:27 PM
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If you microwave the flour its safe to eat.

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monkmith
10/04/21 5:45:27 PM
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you could be really unlucky and get salmonella, more likely you'll be fine.

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Giant_Aspirin
10/04/21 5:45:38 PM
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you'd be happy from the wonderful taste sensation in your mouth

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IMNOTRAGED
10/04/21 5:45:43 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
youre more likely to get salmonella from the flour than from the eggs.

This. Eggs are like, 99% fine. Raw flour is much more likely to be contaminated

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Shablagoo
10/05/21 7:25:16 AM
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If you really are that worried about getting sick, you could get some cookie dough ice cream as an alternative.

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Noumas
10/08/21 11:23:16 AM
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I used to have a raw cookie dough phase but got over it, not into the stuff anymore. I remember always worrying about salmonella but you're more likely to get sick from stuffing your face with that stuff like I did
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