Current Events > MAGA cartoonist Ben Garrison isn't feeling very well.

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au_gold
09/27/21 5:08:52 AM
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Thoughts and prayers.

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Smashingpmkns
09/27/21 5:10:29 AM
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pogo_rabid
09/27/21 5:11:41 AM
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fuck em

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jpenny2
09/27/21 5:18:10 AM
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His cartoons are so bad that I almost feel sorry for him. Not for the Covid, but for going through life believing he's actually clever.

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dotsdfe
09/27/21 5:20:15 AM
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It's so weird that the right remains so obsessed with Fauci. I've barely heard about him this year aside from the vehement hate that they keep spewing towards him.

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Thompson
09/27/21 5:21:39 AM
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Ben "The windmills are real" Garrison.

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pinky0926
09/27/21 5:58:03 AM
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My favourite ben garrison cartoon saga is the whole don quixote thing

He's so empty headed it's not funny

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Shotgunnova
09/27/21 6:00:03 AM
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Thompson posted...
Ben "The windmills are real" Garrison.


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MrMallard
09/27/21 6:00:50 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
lol

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scar the 1
09/27/21 6:12:25 AM
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Ben Garrison is probably the best thing about the whole MAGA sphere in general. I really hope he recovers.

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Lorthremar
09/27/21 6:35:34 AM
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it makes me irrationally angry that ben garrison thinks he's clever

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UnholyMudcrab
09/27/21 6:38:06 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
Ben Garrison is probably the best thing about the whole MAGA sphere in general. I really hope he recovers.
Ben Garrison is a gift from the MAGA community, much in the sense that a dead bird in your shoe is a gift from your cat.

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Pitlord_Special
09/27/21 6:43:37 AM
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Oh dear, what a pity.

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Mearcstapa
09/27/21 6:44:49 AM
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r/HermanCainAward on standby!

In case anyone forgot how insanely vile this guy is, heres a cartoon he published shortly after Trump lost.



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SomeLikeItHoth
09/27/21 7:22:33 AM
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Are people seriously happy that a cartoonist is on his death bed? Just because you don't agree with his political opinions? What the fuck.

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/21 7:23:10 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Are people seriously happy that a cartoonist is on his death bed? Just because you don't agree with his political opinions? What the fuck.
I thought people meant he didn't feel well as in he's going insane.

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teep_
09/27/21 7:34:45 AM
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Mearcstapa posted...
r/HermanCainAward on standby!

In case anyone forgot how insanely vile this guy is, heres a cartoon he published shortly after Trump lost.


...someone explain the cartoon to me >_>
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ZMythos
09/27/21 7:37:44 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Are people seriously happy that a cartoonist is on his death bed? Just because you don't agree with his political opinions? What the fuck.
His political opinions are getting people killed. No sympathy.

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pinky0926
09/27/21 7:39:23 AM
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ZMythos posted...
His political opinions are getting people killed. No sympathy.

If his political opinions are true (covid is a hoax, etc), then he has absolutely nothing to worry about and requires no sympathy.

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Antifar
09/27/21 7:39:42 AM
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teep_ posted...
...someone explain the cartoon to me >_>
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." is a pretty well-known Thomas Jefferson quote, especially on the right.

Anyways, Ivermectin is made by Merck.

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yemmy
09/27/21 7:40:24 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Are people seriously happy that a cartoonist is on his death bed? Just because you don't agree with his political opinions? What the fuck.

New to CE?

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Kami_no_Kami
09/27/21 7:42:16 AM
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teep_ posted...
...someone explain the cartoon to me >_>
Ditto.
especially Jupiter and Saturn

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pinky0926
09/27/21 7:48:52 AM
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yemmy posted...
New to CE?

Ben makes a living out of delighting in cruelty. Sorry that I don't have tears to spare for him.

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Mearcstapa
09/27/21 7:49:34 AM
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teep_ posted...
...someone explain the cartoon to me >_>

It's a reference to a quote from Thomas Jefferson, (often cited for purposes of justifying/encouraging political violence):

https://www.monticello.org/site/research-and-collections/tree-liberty-quotation
"...The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

So in the cartoon you have the "Tree of Liberty" admonishing Trump, who comes bearing "gifts" of pardons, vetoes, etc. (which is itself a whole different sordid discussion), that he should instead be leading a bloody revolt against the people who "stole" the election from him.

Garrison also usually accompanies his cartoons with some paragraphs-long deranged diatribe when he publishes them, so here's the explanation from the horse's mouth (so to speak):

If President Trump allows our election to be stolen by domestic criminals aided by foreign enemies, then our Republic is at an end. The voting process will become permanently corrupted. A sliver of billionaire and trillionaire elitists will control our elections and everything else. These are dark times and the Christmas star (Jupiter and Saturn aligned) portends an urgent need for action. President Trump has done some things such as his commendable vetoes of Pelosis pork-stuffed stimulus bill and the NDAA and massive defense spending. He has gifted pardons to Roger Stone and others, but he still needs to pardon Julian Assange and Edward Snowden. Trump has stood up to China and the Swamp, but the latter remains undrained, thanks to feet draggers such as Jeff Sessions and William Barr.

We cant allow our Republic to go gently into that goodnight of socialism and corruption. We cant stand by while our jobs, our liberties, and our elections are brazenly stolen from us. Its time for action, not just grumbling, sloganeering, and trusting the plan. It is now time to use the Insurrection Act and arrest the traitors. Yes, that will inevitably lead to bloodshed, but the Tree of Liberty is thirsty.

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Frolex
09/27/21 7:52:17 AM
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Mearcstapa posted...
r/HermanCainAward on standby!

In case anyone forgot how insanely vile this guy is, heres a cartoon he published shortly after Trump lost.


are the saturn and jupiter think some Qanon shit or

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Solar_Crimson
09/27/21 8:03:14 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Are people seriously happy that a cartoonist is on his death bed? Just because you don't agree with his political opinions? What the fuck.
He has plenty of opportunities to take care of himself. However, not only does it sound like he never got vaccinated, but he's also pushing that ivermectin nonsense that is also harming people.

No sympathy.

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MaxEffingBemis
09/27/21 8:07:08 AM
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I dont want to get modded so Im not gonna say what I am thinking or want to say here but I am posting this to let you all know how I feel about this

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Rapid99
09/27/21 8:21:50 AM
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Frolex posted...
are the saturn and jupiter think some Qanon shit or

At the time they had been the closest they've ever been in like 500 years, which naturally ignited astrologers who said something really good/bad/interesting was about to happen.

Garrison's grift is to throw as much shit at the wall as he can so he included astrology for once.

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Xethuminra
09/27/21 8:26:02 AM
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If it can de-worm a horse,
its a good enough for me!
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ScazarMeltex
09/27/21 8:42:24 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I thought people meant he didn't feel well as in he's going insane.
I mean dude.pretty much already is with his creepy unhinged comics.
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Are people seriously happy that a cartoonist is on his death bed? Just because you don't agree with his political opinions? What the fuck.
I feel the same amount of sympathy for him as I do Goebbels. I'm sure you can imagine how much that is.

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eston
09/27/21 9:11:39 AM
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menacingnem
09/27/21 9:23:47 AM
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That cartoon doesn't make sense. Ivermectin doesn't work on COVID and it's manufactured by Merck which is a major drug corporation. They're part of the medical industrial complex he's complaining about.
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Collat
09/27/21 9:46:14 AM
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Damn. If he dies, people won't be able to edit his cartoons to be about semen anymore.
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Robot2600
09/27/21 9:50:18 AM
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To all those asking:

Jupiter and Saturn were in conjunction around Christmas of last year, appearing very close together in the sky.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
09/27/21 9:55:05 AM
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ZMythos posted...
His political opinions are getting people killed. No sympathy.
This.

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Derwood
09/27/21 9:57:11 AM
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He is the very definition of "professional troll"
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SoggyBottomBoy
09/27/21 9:58:45 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Are people seriously happy that a cartoonist is on his death bed? Just because you don't agree with his political opinions? What the fuck.
Why do you still come here

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Kitt
09/27/21 10:00:22 AM
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Herman Cain is smiling up at us once more.

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Giant_Aspirin
09/27/21 10:00:51 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Are people seriously happy that a cartoonist is on his death bed? Just because you don't agree with his political opinions? What the fuck.

death bed? where did you get that notion? OP just says he is sick. i know the MAGA crowd has a hard time staying grounded in reality so i'll give you a pass this time.

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AldousIsDead
09/27/21 10:02:41 AM
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Self inflicted.

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Kingbuffet
09/27/21 10:03:32 AM
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Knock it off Hoth, stop trying to twist like were the bad people

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Kitt
09/27/21 10:06:55 AM
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Kingbuffet posted...
Knock it off Hoth, stop trying to twist like were the bad people
Yeah. Dude's disingenuous as fuck.

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RickyTheBAWSE
09/27/21 10:07:57 AM
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I assumed it was COVID before clicking the topic lol.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
09/27/21 10:10:37 AM
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I don't understand. Is he saying ivermectin is cheaper than the vaccine (note the cents and dollar signs).

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Giant_Aspirin
09/27/21 10:17:54 AM
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menacingnem posted...
That cartoon doesn't make sense. Ivermectin doesn't work on COVID and it's manufactured by Merck which is a major drug corporation. They're part of the medical industrial complex he's complaining about.

one thing about "these people" is that they aren't very bright

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scar the 1
09/27/21 10:34:41 AM
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Garrison isn't someone you should try to understand. Just enjoy the pictures, they're great

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Smashingpmkns
09/27/21 10:36:48 AM
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Dunno why my pic was considered offensive material but the one promoting horse dewormer to poison people isn't lol
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superman 2000
09/27/21 10:37:24 AM
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Judging from the few strips people have shared here, the nicest thing I can say about the guy is that he's at least a good artist.

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scar the 1
09/27/21 10:39:36 AM
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superman 2000 posted...
Judging from the few strips people have shared here, the nicest thing I can say about the guy is that he's at least a good artist.
He is! He does a fair bit of caricature drawings and they're generally pretty good.

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