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TeaMilk
09/21/21 5:02:08 PM
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Been there for like 2 days what do I do

I like nudged it and it scampered under the bath mat but its back now

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Hairy-man
09/21/21 5:02:47 PM
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Leave him. He doesnt want to eat you. He wants to eat the silverfish running around your bathroom floor

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Hummer 2
09/21/21 5:03:15 PM
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If you lived in a less privileged country you'd have already eaten him by now.
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nfearurspecimn
09/21/21 5:03:17 PM
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looks like a common house spider to me except more black but that could be the lighting

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inloveanddeath0
09/21/21 5:03:58 PM
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I will PayPal you the fire department for a shower

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TeaMilk
09/21/21 5:04:07 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
Leave him. He doesnt want to eat you. He wants to eat the silverfish running around your bathroom floor
You sure he won't crawl into my vulnerable sudsy body when I'm in the shower?

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Shablagoo
09/21/21 5:04:20 PM
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literally just ignore it

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Giant_Aspirin
09/21/21 5:06:11 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
You sure he won't crawl into my vulnerable sudsy body when I'm in the shower?

don't listen to the other folks ITT. that's exactly what he's waiting for -- for you to bend over and expose that sudsy b hole so he can crawl in and make himself at home. the good news is he'll eat the other bugs / insects.

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Heartomaton
09/21/21 5:06:16 PM
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This is why I keep a flamethrower in my bathroom.

Well, one of the reasons.

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Turbam
09/21/21 5:06:57 PM
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Spiders are friends

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Hairy-man
09/21/21 5:07:31 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
You sure he won't crawl into my vulnerable sudsy body when I'm in the shower?

There are only 7 possible spots for him to crawl into on your body, and all 7 involve a very long spidey trek. A long and dangerous mission like going to mordor.

he knows its not worth it

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inloveanddeath0
09/21/21 5:07:38 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
don't listen to the other folks ITT. that's exactly what he's waiting for -- for you to bend over and expose that sudsy b hole so he can crawl in and make himself at home. the good news is he'll eat the other bugs / insects.
I guess I am this spider in question

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BloodMoon7
09/21/21 5:10:31 PM
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Kill. Don't even think about it. Bring death.

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inloveanddeath0
09/21/21 5:11:06 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Kill. Don't even think about it. Bring death.
Your maid will hear about this

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Strider102
09/21/21 5:11:31 PM
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It's just trying to catch the show, that spider is obviously very lonely.

Don't deprive it of some entertainment.

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TeaMilk
09/21/21 5:11:35 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
There are only 7 possible spots for him to crawl into on your body, and all 7 involve a very long spidey trek. A long and dangerous mission like going to mordor.

he knows its not worth it
Huh I count 8

ONE FOR EACH LEG AAAAHH

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sabrestorm
09/21/21 5:12:54 PM
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Dont bother it and it wont bother you, i step over them when i shower and it never moves when im done so i go about my business

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Hairy-man
09/21/21 5:12:59 PM
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I may have miscounted a hole or two. That changes everything. Ignore what I said

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inloveanddeath0
09/21/21 8:23:59 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/21/21 8:47:39 PM
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he watches you undress and get in the shower like a weirdo

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Ruvan22
09/21/21 9:36:43 PM
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So four hours later...TeaMilk is still.unshowered!
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ApherosyLove
09/21/21 9:37:52 PM
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its okay you eat like 8 spiders in your sleep every night

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TheRadiant
09/21/21 9:38:28 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
its okay you eat like 8 spiders in your sleep every night
What about the 8 she eats when she's awake?

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ApherosyLove
09/21/21 9:57:05 PM
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She can deal with 16 spiders.
I get eaten by 16 spiders every night

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Ruvan22
09/21/21 10:11:28 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
She can deal with 16 spiders.
I get eaten by 16 spiders every night

Are you counting the daddy long legs as spiders?
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Arcanine2009
09/21/21 10:24:10 PM
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put it in a jar or other container and then open it outside

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