Poll of the Day > How suspicious is this (house for rent)

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Greenfox111
09/15/21 1:08:57 PM
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We will be away for 3 to 4 years or more that is why I have made up my mind to put up my house for rent to whom ever that will take good care of it. However, my initial plan was to sell the house but it was not successful because the Realtor raised the price which made it difficult for me to sell before leaving the States so never mind if you see the for sale sign in front of the house, It has already been taken off the market as for sale so there is no need to contact any Realtor.

I want you to understand that I spent a lot on my property that you have requested to rent, so I will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and would want you to treat it as your own because cleanliness they say is next to Godliness. It is not all about the money to be paid on rent or spent; it is all about a good maintenance culture which I want you to adopt on the property. I want you to keep it tidy all the time so that I would be full of smiles whenever I come and above all, a good, strong and tight relationship between us when I come for a check up. Please one more thing, I wouldn't like to have any benefit of trust in you because I want to stand in your words that the property would be well taken care of all the time.I believe you have seen how lovely it is if from only the pictures you saw in my posting compare to the 100% comfort to be derived from it as you are an occupant.

FEATURES : Laundry, Electric Range, Electric Heat, Master Bedroom, Car Park.AMENITIES: Air Conditioning, Cable TV, Ceiling Fans, 24 hours Internet service, Dishwasher, Fireplace, Garbage Disposal, Microwave, security alarm, Pets Friendly, Refrigerator, Washer / Dryer.

GENERAL HOUSE FEATURES:

Rent Per Month: $900 (Including All Utilities)

Security Deposit: $900 (REFUNDABLE)

Total move in cost: $1800

Large 3 Bedrooms 2 Bathroom

Utilities included in monthly rent because i have shares with the utility company so they makes sure it doesn't go off for a minute..

NB: I am not around to show you the inside of the house due to my missionary work You can drive by and check the neighborhood and get back to me for further discussion, any realtor sign post will be removed once i get any responsible tenant so you ignore the sign post cause i have stop dealing and contacting the Realtor for too much fees and commissions i pay which i dont want,It is available for a long term lease as we will be here for 3 to 4 years.

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CoorsLight
09/15/21 1:24:42 PM
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You're sharing this for our amusement and not actually asking, right? This is obviously a scam
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Zeus
09/15/21 1:25:03 PM
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I would never rent a house if I wasn't around to keep an eye on it. My folks did that with one of their places when we'd left the country for a while, and the company who was supposed to be monitoring things never did and we later discovered the renters took it upon themselves to renovate parts of the home and sublet pieces of it. The whole thing was in a mess afterward.

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Greenfox111
09/15/21 1:28:33 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
You're sharing this for our amusement and not actually asking, right? This is obviously a scam
I knew it was a scam... but I needed to hear it from someone else

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Bugmeat
09/15/21 1:30:36 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
You're sharing this for our amusement and not actually asking, right? This is obviously a scam
Right? That first sentence gives it away. That's how they all start. Then he comes in with the the "ignore the for sale sign", super low rent, utilities included, a classic "I'm not able to let you see inside the house", followed by "please don't call the realtor on the for sale sign".


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