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PC_Genjin
09/14/21 10:00:34 PM
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https://imgur.com/uj6B5Jk

Youre 7 years old. After months of toiling on and off to collect every star in the game & topple Bowser one last time, youve done it - the outside cannon is open. You meet Yoshi at the top, get 100 lives from him, then notice a little wingcap box just ever so slightly to your right. Thats when it hits you - the princess emblem above the front doorway, which youve eyed every time youve started up the game - thats the final frontier!!!! So now youve secured the wing cap and triple jumped off the castles rooftop, taking your time to fly away so you can rotate back toward the castle from a safe angle youre just reaching the Princess large portrait, now at dead center steady steady stea*conk*
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FortuneCookie
09/14/21 10:03:17 PM
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Yeah, I wanted to enter Peach too.
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rexcrk
09/14/21 10:04:06 PM
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Cant say Ive ever thought of that as a possible level.

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LostForest
09/14/21 10:04:06 PM
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Nah, I didn't think that was a thing when I was a kid.

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Wii_Shaker
09/14/21 10:04:10 PM
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Not being able to ride Yoshi was the troll of the century.
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rexcrk
09/14/21 10:04:15 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Yeah, I wanted to enter Peach too.


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Xavier_On_High
09/14/21 10:06:06 PM
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I never, ever thought about doing this. And now that I do, yeah it's total bullshit.

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BroodRyu
09/14/21 10:07:13 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Yeah, I wanted to enter Peach too.
Peachs Secret Slide.
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Bomberhead
09/14/21 10:09:43 PM
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Tried that as a kid and was a bit disappointed that it not something you could enter. To be honest, I was more disappointed about the rewards for collecting all 120 stars.
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PC_Genjin
09/14/21 10:16:24 PM
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@Bomberhead posted...
Tried that as a kid and was a bit disappointed that it not something you could enter. To be honest, I was more disappointed about the rewards for collecting all 120 stars.

Yeah I was initially hoping there'd be a door to a secret top level of the castle, Peach's portrait was my backup thing I was hoping for.

On that note the DS version really added insult to injury in that regard by putting a fenced area around where I wanted the entrance to be but then just leaving it empty:

https://i.imgur.com/vli6NKQ.jpg
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Duncanwii
09/14/21 10:37:20 PM
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You can go behind the waterfall, just not the direction you want to.
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HylianFox
09/14/21 10:42:45 PM
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That reminds me, I made this for Animal Crossing: New Leaf ages ago

https://i.imgur.com/vRQ75hH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/novjyls.jpg


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PC_Genjin
09/14/21 10:56:37 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
You can go behind the waterfall, just not the direction you want to.

Believe me, I experienced every non-death death the game had to offer on several occasions.
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Duncanwii
09/14/21 11:00:06 PM
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PC_Genjin posted...


Believe me, I experienced every non-death death the game had to offer on several occasions.

Yeah but theres literally a level called "Cavern of the Metal Cap" behind there. You enter it from Hazy Maze Cave.
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nfearurspecimn
09/14/21 11:00:52 PM
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He's saying he already knows about that duncan.

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thronedfire2
09/14/21 11:01:06 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Yeah, I wanted to enter Peach too.

thank you

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Smackems
09/14/21 11:03:16 PM
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HylianFox posted...
That reminds me, I made this for Animal Crossing: New Leaf ages ago

https://i.imgur.com/vRQ75hH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/novjyls.jpg
That's pretty crunk dude

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Goldice
09/14/21 11:05:10 PM
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... Good to know I wasnt alone
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PC_Genjin
09/14/21 11:05:29 PM
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EndOfDiscOne
09/14/21 11:08:25 PM
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Surprised so many people never thought of doing this. I scoured every nook and cranny looking for Luigi.

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HylianFox
09/14/21 11:25:01 PM
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Smackems posted...
That's pretty crunk dude

Not sure if that's a compliment, but thanks!

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darkmaian23
09/14/21 11:54:20 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Yeah, I wanted to enter Peach too.
I'd prefer a Rosalina and Peach sandwich, myself.

Honestly though, I agree completely. Little me was very upset that there were places in the castle that you couldn't go. SM64 was my first 3D adventure game, and I felt strong that you should be able to go everywhere you could see, and that also looked like a painting.
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PC_Genjin
09/15/21 12:43:52 AM
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@darkmaian23 posted...
Honestly though, I agree completely. Little me was very upset that there were places in the castle that you couldn't go. SM64 was my first 3D adventure game, and I felt strong that you should be able to go everywhere you could see, and that also looked like a painting.

I hope this gives you the same feeling of belated catharsis it gave me when I watched it in middle school:

https://youtu.be/5Sg2wnl0XRM

Even if it amounted to basically nothing, just seeing Mario back there makes me feel like a weights been lifted off me
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Tyranthraxus
09/15/21 12:48:10 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Surprised so many people never thought of doing this. I scoured every nook and cranny looking for Luigi.
There's apparently placeholder data for Luigi so it seems like he was at least for a little while planned to be in the game.

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nfearurspecimn
09/15/21 12:48:26 AM
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I think I tried it. Oh well.

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Darmik
09/15/21 12:56:51 AM
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That doesn't make sense.

Now excuse me as I look at the sun and get transported away.

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HylianFox
09/15/21 1:10:58 AM
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Darmik posted...
Now excuse me as I look at the sun painted on the ceiling and get transported away.

remember, it's not the real sun

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Darmik
09/15/21 1:11:53 AM
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HylianFox posted...
remember, it's not the real sun

Ah yes that's right. They saved the real sun for Sunshine.

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rexcrk
09/15/21 7:17:45 AM
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In all seriousness, what the fuck was the point in giving all those lives and a special jump when theres nothing left to do in the game? Iol

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Solar_Crimson
09/15/21 7:33:56 AM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
I never, ever thought about doing this. And now that I do, yeah it's total bullshit.
This.

Wii_Shaker posted...
Not being able to ride Yoshi was the troll of the century.
And this. At that point in the game, 100 lives is all but useless.

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PC_Genjin
09/15/21 12:28:52 PM
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rexcrk posted...
In all seriousness, what the fuck was the point in giving all those lives and a special jump when theres nothing left to do in the game? Iol

The only actual challenge they left in was that you could rematch the penguin in Cool, Cool, Mountain and since hes fatter & takes up more space its a bit harder than before - no reward for beating him though.

Honestly though I can forgive vanilla 64 for not having any postgame content bc of time constraints re: it being a launch title (along with what it did for the medium obvi); the remake not adding any postgame stuff is what really pissed me off.
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kirbymuncher
09/15/21 12:31:52 PM
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PC_Genjin posted...
vanilla 64 for not having any postgame content
uh

it has 50 entire stars worth of postgame content, that's like nearly half the game

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HylianFox
09/15/21 12:32:57 PM
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What I love is how the "special" triple jump is even worse than the regular one.

It doesn't go as high and because you bounce, it's harder to stick the landings.
WTF is the point of that?

If the game gave you the ability to fly anywhere and at any time, now THAT would at least be a reward worth getting.

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PC_Genjin
09/15/21 12:33:44 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
uh

it has 50 entire stars worth of postgame content, that's like nearly half the game

None of those are unavailable prior to beating Bowser for the third time though, you know what I meant.
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kirbymuncher
09/15/21 12:33:50 PM
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I'm pretty sure you also can't wall jump out of the special triple jump. it just sucks in every way lol

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KogaSteelfang
09/15/21 12:39:57 PM
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I have to admit, I tried too. Was disappointed.

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PC_Genjin
09/15/21 2:49:52 PM
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What I will say is with all this talk of what more they couldve done once you got all 120 stars, its still a league more rewarding than what they did with Sunshine

https://youtu.be/OtHPCFSOaFA
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Christian RULES
09/15/21 2:57:14 PM
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I tried it as part of the Luigi unlocking secret where you'd have to run laps around the fountain in the courtyard exactly 100 times counterclockwise without killing any Boos. Once that's done, the Peach emblem is suppose to open where you can fly in to a secret level and unlock Luigi, but I have not been successful.

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HylianFox
09/15/21 2:59:10 PM
#39:


yeah, the reward in Sunshine is a friggin' t-shirt

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PC_Genjin
09/15/21 7:42:35 PM
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HylianFox posted...
yeah, the reward in Sunshine is a friggin' t-shirt

Thats not even a reward for 120 you can get it after beating Bowser even if you have like 40 shines left. You literally just get an extra picture after the ending when you rematch Bowser.
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FurryPhilosifer
09/15/21 7:47:53 PM
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I always thought there might be something behind that glass but it never occurred to me to try the cannon. I just triple jumped at it endlessly before concluding it couldn't be done.

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NeonOctopus
09/17/21 12:08:30 PM
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PC_Genjin posted...
https://i.imgur.com/W8NJeSJ.jpg
lol I remember when people said he was an unlockable racer in Mario Kart GBA

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The-19th-Sparta
09/17/21 12:13:07 PM
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It's always amusing to see people on CE who traditionally are elitists when it comes to their hobbies and treat their favorites as the pinnacle of creativity still gush over garbage like Mario games.

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PC_Genjin
09/17/21 12:24:16 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
It's always amusing to see people on CE who traditionally are elitists when it comes to their hobbies and treat their favorites as the pinnacle of creativity still gush over garbage like Mario games.

Damn somebodys got a chip on their shoulder lol. Especially when the entire tone of this topic is just ehh, this part couldve been better
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The-19th-Sparta
09/17/21 12:26:22 PM
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PC_Genjin posted...
Damn somebodys got a chip on their shoulder lol. Especially when the entire tone of this topic is just ehh, this part couldve been better

You kidding me? A chip on my shoulder? Brother, I have the whole fucking building holding me down.

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ImagineUsngAlts
09/17/21 12:28:16 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
It's always amusing to see people on CE who traditionally are elitists when it comes to their hobbies and treat their favorites as the pinnacle of creativity still gush over garbage like Mario games.

Mario were the pinnacle of creativity. Video games wouldn't be where it is if it wasn't for Mario.
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PiOverlord
09/17/21 12:29:19 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
It's always amusing to see people on CE who traditionally are elitists when it comes to their hobbies and treat their favorites as the pinnacle of creativity still gush over garbage like Mario games.
Mario games are better than your favorite game.


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The-19th-Sparta
09/17/21 12:33:02 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Mario games are better than your favorite game.

Damn, that just broke my fragile little heart to hear, time to go get drunk like the loser I am.

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PiOverlord
09/17/21 12:37:45 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
Damn, that just broke my fragile little heart to hear, time to go get drunk like the loser I am.
Glad you're self-aware :D

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The-19th-Sparta
09/17/21 12:38:26 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Glad you're self-aware :D

Always was, always will be.

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