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TeaMilk
09/12/21 4:55:22 PM
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yunalenne10
09/12/21 4:55:48 PM
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Illegal activities?

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Heartomaton
09/12/21 4:56:56 PM
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Where did you hide the bodies?

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Xethuminra
09/12/21 4:57:42 PM
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Ok

Fred Meyer
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Turbam
09/12/21 4:58:37 PM
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To think that I'm pals with a criminal :(

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Irony
09/12/21 4:58:53 PM
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Did you hide them in your butt?

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TeaMilk
09/12/21 5:04:00 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Ok

Fred Meyer
Oh shit I doxxed myself...

Turbam posted...
To think that I'm pals with a criminal :(
You don't even know what im capable of yet

Irony posted...
Did you hide them in your butt?
One in each hole

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/12/21 5:07:18 PM
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i want those pants

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Flockaveli
09/12/21 5:20:45 PM
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Cool shoes, that brand makes some great running shoes.

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BloodMoon7
09/12/21 5:24:55 PM
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You sexy criminal

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TheRadiant
09/12/21 5:26:26 PM
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They were hit by, they were struck by....a smooth criminal

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Returning_CEmen
09/12/21 5:26:54 PM
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Was it an accident?

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xue1
09/12/21 5:27:33 PM
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Are you going to eat Mexican food on Thursday, Mexican Independence Day?
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karmageddon28
09/12/21 5:28:09 PM
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TeaMilk
09/12/21 5:46:54 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
i want those pants
Cornmom got them i think

Flockaveli posted...
Cool shoes, that brand makes some great running shoes.
They were FUCKIN expensive and he says they hurt his feet

Returning_CEmen posted...
Was it an accident?
I didnt go in intending to steal, but after I realized we didn't pay i cba to go back

xue1 posted...
Are you going to eat Mexican food on Thursday, Mexican Independence Day?
Whoa I hadn't planned on it, but maybe we can do taco night

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Machete
09/12/21 5:47:59 PM
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Why did you cba to go back?
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XxMahnaMahnaxX
09/12/21 5:48:31 PM
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How do you forget to pay

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kingdrake2
09/12/21 5:53:25 PM
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it's on candid camera. he'll get a visit they're not going to care over 2.68$ however reputation is tarnished.
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ApherosyLove
09/12/21 5:56:23 PM
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One day it's corndogs, the next day it's

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TeaMilk
09/12/21 10:34:04 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
lol i walked right by a police car with the stolen dogs and they didnt suspect a thing

Machete posted...
Why did you cba to go back?
uhh cuz i was tired and didn't wanna wait in line

XxMahnaMahnaxX posted...
How do you forget to pay
i thought cornman paid at the deli but i guess we had to take it to checkout

ApherosyLove posted...
One day it's corndogs, the next day it's
he used to shoplift all the time!!! i made him stop though for the most part

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nfearurspecimn
09/12/21 10:35:38 PM
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cool grocery bag

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Heartomaton
09/12/21 10:36:37 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Where did you hide the bodies?

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Mr_Karate_II
09/12/21 10:36:53 PM
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Shoplifters are scum, you know you didnt pay yet didn't go back to fix it..

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TeaMilk
09/12/21 10:39:09 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
Shoplifters are scum, you know you didnt pay yet didn't go back to fix it..
lol who gives a shit about shoplifting from a big corporation

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nfearurspecimn
09/12/21 10:39:47 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
lol who gives a shit about shoplifting from a big corporation
wow unapologetic even! De-modded!

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Ruvan22
09/12/21 10:42:33 PM
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Did he use your wheelchair to shoplift?
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Mr_Karate_II
09/12/21 10:45:27 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
lol who gives a shit about shoplifting from a big corporation
Doesn't make it right in any way at all.


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ApherosyLove
09/12/21 10:45:32 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
he used to shoplift all the time!!! i made him stop though for the most part
When I went out with internet friends I met for the first time I took them to the grocery store (they were visiting from another country) and they stole most of the ingredients for dinner.
She like just straight up put them in her purse.

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TeaMilk
09/12/21 10:50:46 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Did he use your wheelchair to shoplift?
huh how would that work

ApherosyLove posted...
When I went out with internet friends I met for the first time I took them to the grocery store (they were visiting from another country) and they stole most of the ingredients for dinner.
She like just straight up put them in her purse.
LOL what country were they from? is that like normal there?

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Ruvan22
09/12/21 11:02:55 PM
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Like weld hollow tubes to it so he could slip corn dogs and other oblong items inside, then pull them back out when out of the store
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ApherosyLove
09/12/21 11:12:49 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
LOL what country were they from? is that like normal there?
I mean they were from the states >_>

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sabrestorm
09/12/21 11:14:34 PM
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Doesnt your conscious bother you?

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DocileOrangeCup
09/12/21 11:21:26 PM
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nfearurspecimn
09/12/21 11:26:17 PM
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lol

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I Like Toast
09/12/21 11:27:12 PM
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better hope you don't get famous in the next 20 years or you're really going to regret when i dig this up and CANCEL YOU

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xue1
09/12/21 11:34:27 PM
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TeaMilk is famous. That is why everybody tries to sneak into her garage
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TeaMilk
09/12/21 11:43:01 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Like weld hollow tubes to it so he could slip corn dogs and other oblong items inside, then pull them back out when out of the store
thats SO genius... I need to learn welding. The great corndog heist...

ApherosyLove posted...
I mean they were from the states >_>
i've been to canada and the US, and only shoplifted in the US. so that checks out

sabrestorm posted...
Doesnt your conscious bother you?
no, i dont think it hurt anyone. if i like stole from an old man selling corndogs on the side of the road to support his children, then id feel bad

I Like Toast posted...
better hope you don't get famous in the next 20 years or you're really going to regret when i dig this up and CANCEL YOU
i didn't say I stole them! cornman coerced me...

xue1 posted...
TeaMilk is famous. That is why everybody tries to sneak into her garage
wtf im paranoid of that lol, like when i go in my garage alone to get something what if some guy or a coyote snuck in??

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pojr
09/12/21 11:55:32 PM
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Do you live in Seattle? Only place Ive seen Fred Meyer.

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TeaMilk
09/13/21 12:00:39 AM
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pojr posted...
Do you live in Seattle? Only place Ive seen Fred Meyer.
Nah, Portland. Apparently it's where Fred Meyer originated, but they've got em in a few states

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BlingBling22947
09/13/21 12:17:16 AM
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What's the last thing you drank?

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ApherosyLove
09/13/21 11:03:43 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
so that checks out
I mean the point is that you don't check out , ehuehue

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Lone_Starr
09/13/21 11:05:19 AM
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Crazy theres Fred Meyer and Fred Meijer, both grocery store chains

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DirkDiggles
09/13/21 11:07:10 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0

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TeaMilk
09/13/21 12:44:10 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
What's the last thing you drank?
Just water

Lone_Starr posted...
Crazy theres Fred Meyer and Fred Meijer, both grocery store chains
Its FRED Meijer too? I dont think they have those around here

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