Current Events > Patton Oswalt defeats Ted Cruz on Twitter

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Scorsese2002 09/10/21 4:20:33 PM #1:	https://news.yahoo.com/ted-cruz-tries-trolling-patton-082110854.html https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1435836521920270338?s=20 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928413575864323 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928415350059009?s=20 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928416289648641?s=20 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928417178767362?s=20 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928418160242688?s=20 --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:957923809] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>https://news.yahoo.com/ted-cruz-tries-trolling-patton-082110854.html https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1435836521920270338?s=20 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928413575864323 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928415350059009?s=20 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928416289648641?s=20 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928417178767362?s=20 https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1435928418160242688?s=20</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 09/10/21 4:21:42 PM #2:	Hyper combo KO --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:957923843] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Hyper combo KO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 09/10/21 4:22:20 PM #3:	I just witnessed a murder. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:957923857] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>I just witnessed a murder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 09/10/21 4:22:28 PM #4:	Actual Human Ted Cruz kinda won that. He made one snide comment and sent Patton into multi-post seethe. --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUP7m-Qg8oA <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:957923858] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Actual Human Ted Cruz kinda won that. He made one snide comment and sent Patton into multi-post seethe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 09/10/21 4:23:26 PM #5:	Ted Cruz thrives on this kind of attention tbh Hes constantly setting people up to dunk on him, it has to be on purpose --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:957923893] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Ted Cruz thrives on this kind of attention tbh Hes constantly setting people up to dunk on him, it has to be on purpose </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/10/21 4:23:29 PM #6:	Why would you try and be funny by fucking with a comedian? You ever seen what happens to a heckler at a stand up show? --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:957923896] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Why would you try and be funny by fucking with a comedian? You ever seen what happens to a heckler at a stand up show? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FurryPhilosifer 09/10/21 4:23:30 PM #7:	Ted Cruz is weak cowardly slimy scum, but I think his beard looks alright. --- Ghosts are cool. <cite>FurryPhilosifer posted [p:957923898] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Ted Cruz is weak cowardly slimy scum, but I think his beard looks alright. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 09/10/21 4:23:42 PM #8:	fucking rekt --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:957923905] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>fucking rekt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 09/10/21 4:23:45 PM #9:	Lmfao Cruz makes a six word zinger and illicits a fucking multi-tweet MELTDOWN sounds like Oswalt was the defeated one tbh, good lord. --- https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:957923908] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Lmfao Cruz makes a six word zinger and illicits a fucking multi-tweet MELTDOWN sounds like Oswalt was the defeated one tbh, good lord. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/10/21 4:24:36 PM #10:	Pretty great but nothing will beat this https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1352120589469642756 --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:957923931] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Pretty great but nothing will beat this https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1352120589469642756</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 09/10/21 4:26:01 PM #11:	Smashingpmkns posted... Pretty great but nothing will beat this https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1352120589469642756 Cruz: Makes legitimate point about how which party might appeal to which type of person Rich hollywood celebrity with literally nothing to cry about: WAAAHH FUCK OFF BUZZWORD Don't get me wrong, I like Oswalt and I like Rogen, but these people seem to forget; if you engage, you lose. --- https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:957923964] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Pretty great but nothing will beat this https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1352120589469642756</quote>Cruz: Makes legitimate point about how which party might appeal to which type of person Rich hollywood celebrity with literally nothing to cry about: WAAAHH FUCK OFF BUZZWORD Don't get me wrong, I like Oswalt and I like Rogen, but these people seem to forget; if you engage, you lose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/10/21 4:27:12 PM #12:	PatrickMahomes posted... Cruz: Makes legitimate point about how which party might appeal to which type of person Rich hollywood celebrity with literally nothing to cry about: WAAAHH FUCK OFF BUZZWORD Don't get me wrong, I like Oswalt and I like Rogen, but these people seem to forget; if you engage, you lose. Oh dang you're not okay --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:957923996] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted...</cite> <quote>Cruz: Makes legitimate point about how which party might appeal to which type of person Rich hollywood celebrity with literally nothing to cry about: WAAAHH FUCK OFF BUZZWORD Don't get me wrong, I like Oswalt and I like Rogen, but these people seem to forget; if you engage, you lose. </quote> Oh dang you're not okay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 09/10/21 4:27:45 PM #13:	PatrickMahomes posted... Smashingpmkns posted... Pretty great but nothing will beat this https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1352120589469642756 Cruz: Makes legitimate point about how which party might appeal to which type of person Rich hollywood celebrity with literally nothing to cry about: WAAAHH FUCK OFF BUZZWORD Please get a tissue and clean up after yourself. This is shameful. --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:957924010] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote> Pretty great but nothing will beat this https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1352120589469642756</quote>Cruz: Makes legitimate point about how which party might appeal to which type of person Rich hollywood celebrity with literally nothing to cry about: WAAAHH FUCK OFF BUZZWORD</quote> Please get a tissue and clean up after yourself. This is shameful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 09/10/21 4:30:13 PM #14:	hes more mad so he lost How does this thinking survive beyond 3rd grade? <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:957924084] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>hes more mad so he lost How does this thinking survive beyond 3rd grade? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaWarrior455 09/10/21 4:30:25 PM #15:	Vy and Muffinz continuing to show their brains are mush --- Super Bowl 52 Champions!!!! http://myanimelist.net/animelist/NinjaWarrior457 <cite>NinjaWarrior455 posted [p:957924089] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Vy and Muffinz continuing to show their brains are mush </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 09/10/21 4:32:01 PM #16:	Vyrulisse posted... Actual Human Ted Cruz kinda won that. He made one snide comment and sent Patton into multi-post seethe. The Guy is a comedian though. Dunking on politicians is something he routinely does. Ted just handed him a good target on a silver platter here. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:957924141] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Vyrulisse posted... </cite> <quote>Actual Human Ted Cruz kinda won that. He made one snide comment and sent Patton into multi-post seethe.</quote> The Guy is a comedian though. Dunking on politicians is something he routinely does. Ted just handed him a good target on a silver platter here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/10/21 4:33:00 PM #17:	PatrickMahomes posted... Cruz: Makes legitimate point Uhh, no. He did not do that. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:957924163] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>Cruz: Makes legitimate point</quote> Uhh, no. He did not do that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 09/10/21 4:34:06 PM #18:	NinjaWarrior455 posted... Vy and Muffinz continuing to show their brains are mush I forget those embarrassments exist until they crawl out of their holes to post dumb shit then sink back to whatever 4chan shithole they call their basement <cite>Axiom posted [p:957924206] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>NinjaWarrior455 posted... </cite> <quote>Vy and Muffinz continuing to show their brains are mush</quote>I forget those embarrassments exist until they crawl out of their holes to post dumb shit then sink back to whatever 4chan shithole they call their basement </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 09/10/21 4:34:38 PM #19:	NinjaWarrior455 posted... Vy and Muffinz continuing to show their brains are mush Learn how to troll. Ted trolls on Twitter. Now if he responds to this seethe later then Patton won. --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUP7m-Qg8oA <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:957924222] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>NinjaWarrior455 posted... </cite> <quote>Vy and Muffinz continuing to show their brains are mush</quote>Learn how to troll. Ted trolls on Twitter. Now if he responds to this seethe later then Patton won. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 09/10/21 4:35:20 PM #20:	Cry more Axiom. Don't piss your pants. --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUP7m-Qg8oA <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:957924236] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Cry more Axiom. Don't piss your pants. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 09/10/21 4:38:14 PM #21:	That was weak tbh <cite>JTilly posted [p:957924332] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>That was weak tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/10/21 4:40:41 PM #22:	Vyrulisse posted... Actual Human Ted Cruz kinda won that. He made one snide comment and sent Patton into multi-post seethe. I kinda agree And I hate Ted Cruz He made 1 snide comment and the guy kinda flipped out with lame jokes I mean the Cancun was pretty good at first but it's stale now. The "defeats" clickbate got to me, I was expecting a zinger --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:957924409] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Vyrulisse posted... </cite> <quote>Actual Human Ted Cruz kinda won that. He made one snide comment and sent Patton into multi-post seethe.</quote>I kinda agree And I hate Ted Cruz He made 1 snide comment and the guy kinda flipped out with lame jokes I mean the Cancun was pretty good at first but it's stale now. The "defeats" clickbate got to me, I was expecting a zinger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/10/21 4:47:00 PM #23:	Vyrulisse posted... Learn how to troll. You would know, wouldn't you? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:957924643] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Vyrulisse posted... </cite> <quote>Learn how to troll.</quote> You would know, wouldn't you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 09/10/21 5:39:55 PM #24:	TheGoldenEel posted... Ted Cruz thrives on this kind of attention tbh Hes constantly setting people up to dunk on him, it has to be on purpose he is an actual cuck, so it makes sense --- https://imgur.com/hLHUnOI You act like I don't know my own way home <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:957926152] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenEel posted... </cite> <quote>Ted Cruz thrives on this kind of attention tbh Hes constantly setting people up to dunk on him, it has to be on purpose</quote> he is an actual cuck, so it makes sense </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 09/10/21 5:44:45 PM #25:	Vyrulisse posted... Cry more Axiom. Don't piss your pants. So you are responding to Axiom... Which means he won? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:957926308] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Vyrulisse posted... </cite> <quote>Cry more Axiom. Don't piss your pants.</quote>So you are responding to Axiom... Which means he won? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/10/21 5:56:35 PM #26:	I wouldnt say hes necessarily seething, but multiple replies to one post isnt a good look. Someone should tell Patton not to do that. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:957926695] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>I wouldnt say hes necessarily seething, but multiple replies to one post isnt a good look. Someone should tell Patton not to do that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 09/10/21 5:56:39 PM #27:	FurryPhilosifer posted... Ted Cruz is weak cowardly slimy scum, but I think his beard looks alright. I mean legit its better than seeing his face. --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:957926697] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>FurryPhilosifer posted... </cite> <quote>Ted Cruz is weak cowardly slimy scum, but I think his beard looks alright.</quote> I mean legit its better than seeing his face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivermectin 09/10/21 5:59:32 PM #28:	Ted, pls respond --- Official Gamefaqs account of JRE <cite>Ivermectin posted [p:957926787] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Ted, pls respond </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 09/10/21 6:00:18 PM #29:	Ruvan22 posted... So you are responding to Axiom... Which means he won? Maybe if she went into a multi-post melty over his one snide comment you would have a point --- "Let's be honest...I'm everybody's type. I just gotta highlight the parts that appeal to her the most" - No_U_L7 <cite>David1988 posted [p:957926811] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite> <quote>So you are responding to Axiom... Which means he won?</quote> Maybe if she went into a multi-post melty over his one snide comment you would have a point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 09/10/21 6:02:06 PM #30:	mustachedmystic posted... I wouldnt say hes necessarily seething, but multiple replies to one post isnt a good look. Someone should tell Patton not to do that. Sadly, I have to agree. Patton can be pretty damn funny and Cruz is a scumbag, but this type of twitter shitposting is lame. <cite>garan posted [p:957926875] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite> <quote>I wouldnt say hes necessarily seething, but multiple replies to one post isnt a good look. Someone should tell Patton not to do that. </quote> Sadly, I have to agree. Patton can be pretty damn funny and Cruz is a scumbag, but this type of twitter shitposting is lame.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 09/10/21 6:02:34 PM #31:	I hate Ted Cruz but it was kinda weird to respond 6 times with no replies. Like, if he just stuck with the Cancun line, that'd be a 10/10 zinger. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. <cite>LostForest posted [p:957926886] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>I hate Ted Cruz but it was kinda weird to respond 6 times with no replies. Like, if he just stuck with the Cancun line, that'd be a 10/10 zinger. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heavy_D_Forever 09/10/21 6:05:19 PM #33:	Deuceswild posted... This kinda reads like Oswalt had a melty. This x1000 --- E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES <cite>Heavy_D_Forever posted [p:957926970] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Deuceswild posted... </cite> <quote>This kinda reads like Oswalt had a melty.</quote>This x1000 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 09/10/21 6:07:25 PM #34:	Deuceswild posted... This kinda reads like Oswalt had a melty. --- Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear. <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:957927046] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Deuceswild posted... </cite> <quote>This kinda reads like Oswalt had a melty.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 09/10/21 6:07:52 PM #35:	PatrickMahomes posted... Cruz: Makes legitimate point about how which party might appeal to which type of person When did this happen, you dolt? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:957927066] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>Cruz: Makes legitimate point about how which party might appeal to which type of person</quote>When did this happen, you dolt? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 09/10/21 6:08:21 PM #36:	It reads like Oswalt was just riffin' on him and I love it lmao. I don't even like him that much but these were some good zingers. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:957927076] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>It reads like Oswalt was just riffin' on him and I love it lmao. I don't even like him that much but these were some good zingers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 09/10/21 6:14:06 PM #37:	100% on Patton's side but JTilly posted... That was weak tbh --- Lol <cite>AirFresh posted [p:957927264] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>100% on Patton's side but JTilly posted... </cite> <quote>That was weak tbh</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop9800 09/10/21 6:23:29 PM #38:	PatrickMahomes posted... Cruz: Makes legitimate point Stopped reading right there --- There are enough attention whores on CE as it is. <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:957927559] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>Cruz: Makes legitimate point</quote> Stopped reading right there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 09/10/21 6:27:30 PM #39:	Deuceswild posted... This kinda reads like Oswalt had a melty. Agreed. Some comedians are good at the whole social media banter thing. Patt is not one of them. --- PWB's #1 Bad Bunny Mark <cite>HagenEx posted [p:957927706] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Deuceswild posted... </cite> <quote>This kinda reads like Oswalt had a melty.</quote> Agreed. Some comedians are good at the whole social media banter thing. Patt is not one of them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 09/10/21 7:40:52 PM #40:	Lol meltdown --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:957929768] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Lol meltdown </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 09/10/21 7:43:33 PM #41:	Patton's not wrong by any means but this comes across as him getting triggered by Ted Cruz making fun of him having no fans. --- [obligatory signature] <cite>CRON posted [p:957929855] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>Patton's not wrong by any means but this comes across as him getting triggered by Ted Cruz making fun of him having no fans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I is smart 09/10/21 7:45:15 PM #42:	HagenEx posted... Agreed. Some comedians are good at the whole social media banter thing. Patt is not one of them. Every time I see a post by him pop up on imgur/etc it always comes off as whining and bitching to me. --- Tah-rah-rah-boom-dee-aaay, did you get yours todaaay? I got mine yesterdaaay, that's why I walk this way. i.imgur.com/FoxGIbC.jpg <cite>I is smart posted [p:957929896] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>HagenEx posted...</cite> <quote> Agreed. Some comedians are good at the whole social media banter thing. Patt is not one of them. </quote> Every time I see a post by him pop up on imgur/etc it always comes off as whining and bitching to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 09/10/21 7:46:43 PM #43:	the burns are good per se but it looks bad to reply five times to one Twitter post. as a side note, Patton is one of the best comedians alive IMO. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:957929944] in Patton Osw... [t:79655124]...</cite> <quote>the burns are good per se but it looks bad to reply five times to one Twitter post. as a side note, Patton is one of the best comedians alive IMO. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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