Current Events > Definitely a food shortage coming

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I just went to McDonalds and ordered 20 McNuggets with sweet and sour sauce. As we all know, the correct number of sauce packets is at least 4. That gives you 1 packet per 5 nuggets. Basic arithmetic here guys. Even the most inept of fools working there knows this basic rule.

Perhaps those employees know this golden rule the most. Which is what has me deeply concerned for the coming collapse.

What I'm telling you is that I just ordered those 20 Chicken McNuggets (just the nuggets) and only received 3. FUCKING 3 SAUCES.

Stock up while you can, boys. Its gonna be a Saucy Winter.

Another_Voice posted...
Stock up while you can, boys. Its gonna be a Saucy Winter.

Better than a "White Boy Summer", I suppose!

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Winter is coming.

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Stock up while you can, boys. Its gonna be a Saucy Winter. You might even eat it with your toes out.

"Mmmmm, is there no sauce?" I called out.

"No sauce you do!" they exclaimed. This is the best Sauce I have ever had and they just wanted to help it. This has the biggest difference between the Chicken McNuggets and the sauce they were served out front.

"Sorry if I didn't explain everything," I said. My eyes went wide and I realized there's no sauce. Why did that get the most attention? Did they really think I was selling Chicken McNuggets?!

If only you could have told them.

Okay. They were probably more excited that I had such an idea of a sauce than they were about the whole ordeal. I've never had an experience like this before.

I'm not saying I wasn't aware of exactly where it came from, but the fact it came from an actual person is disturbing. I'm just saying this: what's most disturbing about Chicken McNuggets is the fact that I'm still getting my shit together.

This Sauce makes absolutely nothing sound good.

They were probably just going out to try a new sauce.


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No joke. I went to Del Taco last night and ordered a #10 large, and they were out of large cups. Thanks, Biden.

Theres some type of Gatorade shortage or something going on, and Im not digging it.

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Actually my local taco bell has been out of its strawberry freeze for like 2 weeks now. TB makes teh best freezes and summer is the best time to have them! Don't be down now!

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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Theres some type of Gatorade shortage or something going on, and Im not digging it.

i found plenty of orange gatorade at the grocery outlet today. not sure if it apply's to all gatorade sizes or flavors.

stuff i need most is arizona tea and 2 liter soda's. (also the water).
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You need to be more assertive. Don't pull away from that drive thru until you get the sauces you want. If they have more nuggets, they have more sauces. If they're having sauce issues, that's the person waiting beyond you's problem

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I never use more than a pack when I order the 20 piece nuggets, and I dip the whole nugget in. Don't know how people use all the sauces.

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Invisible_Woman posted...

No joke. I went to Del Taco last night and ordered a #10 large, and they were out of large cups. Thanks, Biden.

The Rudy's franchises in Austin have also been out of cups for like two months. They've been serving drinks in the smaller, wider Styrofoam vessels they serve their sides in. It makes no fucking sense. Find a different brand of cup to buy.

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Buzz Killjoy posted...

The Rudy's franchises in Austin have also been out of cups for like two months. They've been serving drinks in the smaller, wider Styrofoam vessels they serve their sides in. It makes no fucking sense. Find a different brand of cup to buy.

Austin, TX? Wouldn't surprise me. Don't they have a ban on plastic bags? Probably some kind of environmental BS you're being subjected to.

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The plastic bag ban is gone but a lot of local businesses still support it in their policies. This cup thing is some sort of supply chain shortage that they just will not adapt to.

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I've got about two years of beans for some reason.
I'll be fine, if a bit gassy.