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Scorsese2002
08/26/21 2:14:21 AM
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Irony
08/26/21 2:15:49 AM
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Um what

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DirkDiggles
08/26/21 2:16:28 AM
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Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

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shnangyboos
08/26/21 2:18:45 AM
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Fuck that website.

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bigtiggie23
08/26/21 2:19:16 AM
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Time to reboot 1000 Ways to Die?
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Irony
08/26/21 2:19:50 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Time to reboot 1000 Ways to Die?
1000 ways to die involving your dick

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WilliamPorygon
08/26/21 2:31:10 AM
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Should've used a cyanoacrylate-based super glue. At least that shit doesn't absorb through your skin.

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gunplagirl
08/26/21 2:34:07 AM
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These stories are always horrifying. Like, either get a condom, stick to oral, or abstain. But nah, gotta have sex, can't bother with any thinking.

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Strider102
08/26/21 2:34:52 AM
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I'll be adding that to my list of things not to do.

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WilliamPorygon
08/26/21 2:40:20 AM
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wbloechel posted...
Well, no, he shouldn't have used any fuckin' glue at all.
Well, obviously, but having to go to the hospital to get your dick un-glued is still better than straight up poisoning yourself to death. I guess.

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Guide
08/26/21 2:42:48 AM
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horsejank won't make your covid smaller or your penis bigger. it just sends you to the hospital.

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Tyranthraxus
08/26/21 2:45:09 AM
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Instructions unclear. Contact cemented a condom onto my dick.

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Guide
08/26/21 3:13:05 AM
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wbloechel posted...
lol I think you wanted this in the Ivercentminsinsins topic.

cause horses, glue factory? too far a stretch?

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12amMadman
08/26/21 3:22:25 AM
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A true drug addict doesn't care about STD's, what a moron

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Slayer_22
08/26/21 3:33:43 AM
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why would he use glue on his penis i dont understand
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Scorsese2002
08/26/21 3:39:10 AM
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Get the Reservoir Dogs cast in a car to retell this story if ya know, ya know
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Scorsese2002
08/26/21 11:57:42 AM
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08/26/21 11:59:44 AM
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Bad_Mojo
08/26/21 12:17:16 PM
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On a related note I almost sprayed my cookie sheet with fire stopping stuff instead of the Pam. Well, not Pam. Something to better the pan. I'll take a picture of them side by side

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Bad_Mojo
08/26/21 12:19:02 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
On a related note I almost sprayed my cookie sheet with fire stopping stuff instead of the Pam. Well, not Pam. Something to better the pan. I'll take a picture of them side by side




guess it was Pam

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WaterLink
08/26/21 12:22:08 PM
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First the lady that used gorilla glue on her hair, then some moron who thought it wasn't a big deal and glued a solo cup to his face, and now some genius tried to use it as some kind of spray on condom?

stupid is as stupid does.

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DyingPancake
08/26/21 12:23:12 PM
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Well I guess its not as bad as I was imagining it. Thought he glued his urethra together or something

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Bad_Mojo
08/26/21 12:25:27 PM
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CE_gonna_CE
08/26/21 12:31:42 PM
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Shouldve just slathered Ivermectin all over his dick instead, tbh

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WilliamPorygon
08/26/21 7:42:42 PM
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DyingPancake posted...
Well I guess its not as bad as I was imagining it. Thought he glued his urethra together or something
I wish the mods on this site weren't so uptight so I could give the reply I want to give to this

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