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Smackems 08/24/21 11:59:31 PM #1:	Go. --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957412155] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>Go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 08/25/21 12:01:35 AM #2:	It feels good and satisfies an instinctual hunger. --- Hard times (happiest days of my life) hard times gone by <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:957412205] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>It feels good and satisfies an instinctual hunger. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 08/25/21 12:02:18 AM #3:	'is like when you have a mom girlfriend and she rubs your tummy' <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:957412225] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>'is like when you have a mom girlfriend and she rubs your tummy'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 12:02:22 AM #4:	IShall_Run_Amok posted... It feels good and satisfies an instinctual hunger. Aw dammit that's actually pretty good I was hoping for dumber answers --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957412228] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>IShall_Run_Amok posted... </cite> <quote>It feels good and satisfies an instinctual hunger.</quote>Aw dammit that's actually pretty good I was hoping for dumber answers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 08/25/21 12:02:24 AM #5:	none of their fucking business --- If the music stops, there's only the sound of the rain <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:957412229] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>none of their fucking business </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 12:02:55 AM #6:	Nm I'm getting them --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957412242] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>Nm I'm getting them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 12:03:28 AM #7:	viewmaster_pi posted... none of their fucking business Oh found the shy one UwU The aliens don't mind --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957412250] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>none of their fucking business</quote>Oh found the shy one UwU The aliens don't mind </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/25/21 12:03:33 AM #8:	Demonstrate <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:957412253] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>Demonstrate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 12:04:40 AM #9:	WingsOfGood posted... Demonstrate Would you make and keep eye contact? What sort of face would you make to help get the point across? --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957412272] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Demonstrate</quote>Would you make and keep eye contact? What sort of face would you make to help get the point across? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/25/21 12:05:43 AM #10:	Smackems posted... Would you make and keep eye contact? What sort of face would you make to help get the point across? You seem a little too into this... <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:957412298] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Would you make and keep eye contact? What sort of face would you make to help get the point across?</quote> You seem a little too into this... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 12:07:06 AM #11:	WingsOfGood posted... You seem a little too into this... I swear I'm not an alien --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957412328] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>You seem a little too into this...</quote>I swear I'm not an alien </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 08/25/21 12:15:45 AM #12:	With a demonstration, obviously --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:957412547] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>With a demonstration, obviously </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 08/25/21 12:16:49 AM #13:	auto-stimulation of our sexual organs for a brief serotonin release. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:957412576] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>auto-stimulation of our sexual organs for a brief serotonin release. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 12:48:40 AM #14:	WilliamPorygon posted... With a demonstration, obviously Smackems posted... Would you make and keep eye contact? What sort of face would you make to help get the point across? --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957413193] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>With a demonstration, obviously</quote> Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Would you make and keep eye contact? What sort of face would you make to help get the point across?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 08/25/21 4:06:47 AM #15:	Smackems posted... What sort of face would you make to help get the point across? I don't really make any kind of o-face normally, I guess I'd close my eyes and tilt my head back. Smackems posted... Would you make and keep eye contact? It would depend largely on what the aliens look like and how physically attractive or repulsive I find them, I suppose. Like even if they were ugly flesh monsters if they're genuinely inquisitive about it I'd still be willing to teach them. Whereas if I think they're attractive... I mean one of the categories of art I commission is a couple of Andalites who are curious and gradually learning about sex and different fetishes (although in my canon they're not asexual, they just reproduce in a different manner from Earthlings). So, yeah, if they're attractive IMO I'd pay a lot more attention and even let them touch me if they want to. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:957415693] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>What sort of face would you make to help get the point across?</quote>I don't really make any kind of o-face normally, I guess I'd close my eyes and tilt my head back. Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Would you make and keep eye contact?</quote>It would depend largely on what the aliens look like and how physically attractive or repulsive I find them, I suppose. Like even if they were ugly flesh monsters if they're genuinely inquisitive about it I'd still be willing to teach them. Whereas if I think they're attractive... I mean one of the categories of art I commission is a couple of Andalites who are curious and gradually learning about sex and different fetishes (although in my canon they're not asexual, they just reproduce in a different manner from Earthlings). So, yeah, if they're attractive IMO I'd pay a lot more attention and even let them touch me if they want to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 08/25/21 4:08:10 AM #16:	why they askin me and not this guy IShall_Run_Amok posted... It feels good and satisfies an instinctual hunger. <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:957415701] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>why they askin me and not this guy IShall_Run_Amok posted... </cite> <quote>It feels good and satisfies an instinctual hunger.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 08/25/21 4:09:35 AM #17:	WilliamPorygon posted... I don't really make any kind of o-face normally, I guess I'd close my eyes and tilt my head back. It would depend largely on what the aliens look like and how physically attractive or repulsive I find them, I suppose. Like even if they were ugly flesh monsters if they're genuinely inquisitive about it I'd still be willing to teach them. Whereas if I think they're attractive... I mean one of the categories of art I commission is a couple of Andalites who are curious and gradually learning about sex and different fetishes (although in my canon they're not asexual, they just reproduce in a different manner from Earthlings). So, yeah, if they're attractive IMO I'd pay a lot more attention and even let them touch me if they want to. I wish xenomorph and symbiotes would touch me <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:957415712] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>I don't really make any kind of o-face normally, I guess I'd close my eyes and tilt my head back. It would depend largely on what the aliens look like and how physically attractive or repulsive I find them, I suppose. Like even if they were ugly flesh monsters if they're genuinely inquisitive about it I'd still be willing to teach them. Whereas if I think they're attractive... I mean one of the categories of art I commission is a couple of Andalites who are curious and gradually learning about sex and different fetishes (although in my canon they're not asexual, they just reproduce in a different manner from Earthlings). So, yeah, if they're attractive IMO I'd pay a lot more attention and even let them touch me if they want to.</quote>I wish xenomorph and symbiotes would touch me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 4:13:17 AM #18:	Kanaya413 posted... I wish xenomorph and symbiotes would touch me Best we can do is put a squid on you, spread eagle like --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957415748] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>Kanaya413 posted... </cite> <quote>I wish xenomorph and symbiotes would touch me </quote>Best we can do is put a squid on you, spread eagle like </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 08/25/21 4:13:44 AM #19:	Smackems posted... Best we can do is put a squid on you, spread eagle like Wow no cosplayers? <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:957415752] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Best we can do is put a squid on you, spread eagle like</quote>Wow no cosplayers? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 4:19:15 AM #20:	Kanaya413 posted... Wow no cosplayers? A squid would make for lame cosplay --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957415821] in How would ... [t:79630243]...</cite> <quote>Kanaya413 posted... </cite> <quote>Wow no cosplayers?</quote>A squid would make for lame cosplay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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