Poll of the Day > How do I become attractive to women?

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Mensis
08/24/21 1:05:30 PM
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Im divorced and I forgot how this works

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Jen0125
08/24/21 1:11:48 PM
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Step 1: don't be ugly

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Clench281
08/24/21 1:15:20 PM
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Demonstrate value

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OneGrumpyUncle
08/24/21 1:17:49 PM
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Get rich. Thats what most of these shallow ass women care about these days.

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Mensis
08/24/21 1:18:55 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Step 1: don't be ugly
Dammit!

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Muscles
08/24/21 1:21:59 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Demonstrate value
This is a good one, also engage physically

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EvilMegas
08/24/21 1:24:32 PM
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Muscles posted...
This is a good one, also engage physically
Wtf does this mean? It sounds creepy.

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Mensis
08/24/21 1:28:36 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Demonstrate value
Ahh, I get it. Frank was always right
https://youtu.be/us5MGEL5W34

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DirtBasedSoap
08/24/21 1:28:49 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Wtf does this mean? It sounds creepy.
bruh you dont know the DENNIS system?

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Mensis
08/24/21 1:29:59 PM
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Muscles posted...
This is a good one, also engage physically
Im trying to make myself seem desirable, you really think unsolicited touching of women I dont know is the way to do this?

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EvilMegas
08/24/21 1:32:16 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
bruh you dont know the DENNIS system?
I knew it was something creepy lol

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PunishedOni
08/24/21 1:34:39 PM
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step 1: cook and clean for me
step 2: be kinda chubby (in a cute way)
step 3: be kinda dumb (in a cute way)
step 4: taller than me
step 5: make a lot of money so i can fantasize about quitting my job if we get married
step 6: don't work in the tech industry. or if you do, at least don't work at a FAANG company

since women are, of course, a monolith, it's safe to assume these steps for men to attract me will also apply to all other women

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MrMelodramatic
08/24/21 2:00:40 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Step 1: don't be ugly
Im having a really hard time with this part

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Mead
08/24/21 2:02:43 PM
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Step 1: Be attractive to yourself

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Mead
08/24/21 2:03:22 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Demonstrate value

this is also great advice, nobody wants to fall for a damaged potato

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Jen0125
08/24/21 2:08:57 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Im having a really hard time with this part

MrMelodramatic posted...
Im having a really hard time with this part

You already have a girlfriend. Save some women for the rest of us.

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KogaSteelfang
08/24/21 2:25:58 PM
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Mead posted...
Step 1: Be attractive to yourself

Clench281 posted...
Demonstrate value
Hard fail on the first two steps here. >_<

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wpot
08/24/21 2:29:30 PM
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Step 1: Don't ask for advice on a video game message board. :)

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Mead
08/24/21 2:31:05 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Hard fail on the first two steps here. >_<

try looking at yourself from different perspectives

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joemodda
08/24/21 2:35:30 PM
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Lmk cuz I'm literally invisible to women

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LeetCheet
08/24/21 2:38:32 PM
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joemodda posted...
Lmk cuz I'm literally invisible to women


Yeah you're invisible to them unless you're rich or attractive.
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Mead
08/24/21 2:41:12 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Yeah you're invisible to them unless you're rich or attractive.

protip: humor is a turn on for a lot of women, try learning to make them laugh or smile

at the very least youll make someone feel good, which can improve your own mood and outlook as well

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Smiffwilm
08/24/21 2:44:32 PM
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By not being concerned with whether or not you are attractive to women or not.

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Jen0125
08/24/21 3:02:08 PM
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It's a wonder there's any people affected by poverty out there considering women apparently only try to date and marry men with money Self reflection is hard but it has nothing to do with your income, sweeties.

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Mead
08/24/21 3:10:37 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
It's a wonder there's any people affected by poverty out there considering women apparently only try to date and marry men with money Self reflection is hard but it has nothing to do with your income, sweeties.

there is no such thing as a poor father

it would create a paradox

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PunishedOni
08/24/21 3:17:20 PM
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i dont really care about money so much as i just hate working lol. not gonna lie it would be sick if i could date somebody who can pay for our apartment while i sit in my room writing poems all day. but thats not really one of the main things i look for. id rather date a guy/girl with no job than a male software engineer honestly

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Muscles
08/24/21 3:17:39 PM
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For real though, getting a good haircut, losing weight, and gaining confidence have done wonders for me and I'm not even a good looking guy

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Mensis
08/24/21 3:25:00 PM
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There was a pretty girl at the grocery store yesterday that I noticed was looking at me a couple times, but I was too much of a coward to talk to her.

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Mead
08/24/21 3:28:18 PM
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Mensis posted...
There was a pretty girl at the grocery store yesterday that I noticed was looking at me a couple times, but I was too much of a coward to talk to her.

probably would have been kinda weird if you had tbh

i dont think anyone goes grocery shopping to find a date

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Smiffwilm
08/24/21 3:30:14 PM
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Mensis posted...
There was a pretty girl at the grocery store yesterday that I noticed was looking at me a couple times, but I was too much of a coward to talk to her.
Seems like you already know what the issue is.

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PunishedOni
08/24/21 3:31:45 PM
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Mead posted...
probably would have been kinda weird if you had tbh

i dont think anyone goes grocery shopping to find a date
yeah please do not try to pick up women at the grocery store. go to a bar or make a dating profile or something


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Mensis
08/24/21 3:32:31 PM
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Mead posted...
probably would have been kinda weird if you had tbh

i dont think anyone goes grocery shopping to find a date
Which begs the question, where do you even meet people?

Online dating feels like playing a gatcha game and I almost never go out to bars anymore. I work in construction so the only girls I would consider dating are already getting hit on left and right. It really feels like the only way Im going to ever meet anyone is completely by chance

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Mensis
08/24/21 3:37:28 PM
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Dammit my joke topic got real.

I maintain an extremely busy schedule between work, trade school and being a single father. The sparse free time I have is dedicated to relaxing and self improvement. Ive really been focusing on making myself into the best version of myself that I can be but I really do feel like something is missing from my life by not having a companion.

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PunishedOni
08/24/21 3:38:37 PM
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Mensis posted...
Which begs the question, where do you even meet people?

Online dating feels like playing a gatcha game and I almost never go out to bars anymore. I work in construction so the only girls I would consider dating are already getting hit on left and right. It really feels like the only way Im going to ever meet anyone is completely by chance

yeah it's unfortunate that there's not a ton of options. you should probably just suck it up and accept you have to use a platform you don't really like. you could also try meetup groups aimed at dating.

also as far as serious advice, mead is right that you need to actually be confident lol. like if you can't think of reasons why anybody would want to date you, you should probably try going to a therapist if you can afford it.

therapy really helped me out with realizing that i was valuable and that people can love me. i didnt date for almost all of my 20s because i had a lot of issues with understanding who i was or why anybody would love me

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Muscles
08/24/21 3:43:01 PM
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Mensis posted...
Dammit my joke topic got real.

I maintain an extremely busy schedule between work, trade school and being a single father. The sparse free time I have is dedicated to relaxing and self improvement. Ive really been focusing on making myself into the best version of myself that I can be but I really do feel like something is missing from my life by not having a companion.
Well it seems like you are on the right track honestly, finding people is hard but it's easier when you are the best you, figured this out by working on myself, still don't have great results but I'm still not as I will be either so I expect it to get a bit better. What I do know is that I feel better and have better conversations with people now than even like 2 years ago before I started working on myself.

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Mead
08/24/21 3:45:41 PM
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There are a ton of guides available online with tips on how to online date more intelligently. Theres also those 20 dates in an hour events or whatever at a lot of bars and clubs. Also instead of just going to a random bar see if there is a trivia night or something more fun and upbeat

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MrMelodramatic
08/24/21 3:55:49 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
You already have a girlfriend. Save some women for the rest of us.
Thats womAn how do u attract womEn

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Mensis
08/24/21 4:19:26 PM
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I do appreciate the friendly advice fellas. I am very tough on myself, I set the bar high for basically everything I do and on some level that makes me think that Im not good enough, at least not yet.

and Ill admit I probably could benefit greatly from therapy, I am burdened with trauma over my past relationships particularly my failed marriage which brought me to lower places than I ever thought possible

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Soup_or_Science
08/24/21 4:37:01 PM
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joemodda posted...
Lmk cuz I'm literally invisible to women
Viagra

you become a little more visible

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Nanaue
08/24/21 4:38:19 PM
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Be yourself and work on you body/mind. People in general will be more interested in you.
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PunishedOni
08/24/21 4:51:56 PM
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most of the time it's not about being ''good enough'', it's just about recognizing the good you already have. you'll never be good enough for everybody and that's ok

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teddy241
08/24/21 5:30:07 PM
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I remember right after my divorce i had this drive/desire to get back into the dating game. I slept around a bunch then realized how crazy women are and how important it is to focus on myself first.

then after about 2 years of focusing on myself I dont have any desire to get back into dating. I'm happy being single but i'm sure i'll regret that when im 50+ and lonely
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IronBornCorps
08/24/21 6:05:18 PM
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Feel confident in your strengths and what you have to offer in the type of relationship you are seeking.

Don't become angry and bitter when what you can offer doesn't match the needs of the other person, and keep trying.
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Zeus
08/24/21 6:17:40 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Wtf does this mean? It sounds creepy.

It looks like Clench made a joke about D.E.N.N.I.S. System, and Muscles followed up on it. It's a skit from Always Sunny.

Not to be confuse with the M.A.C. System.

Mensis posted...
Dammit my joke topic got real.

I maintain an extremely busy schedule between work, trade school and being a single father. The sparse free time I have is dedicated to relaxing and self improvement. Ive really been focusing on making myself into the best version of myself that I can be but I really do feel like something is missing from my life by not having a companion.

Goddamnit, are you HornedLion in disguise?

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CoorsLight
08/24/21 6:19:31 PM
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I started working out again because, even though that takes a long time to get results, it's probably waaaay easier than working on my personality/social awkwardness.

Online dating can really get you down, I don't know if that's the way to go unless you're someone who can easily brush things off. Of course, nowadays people don't know how to meet new people in real life, and it's even worse with the pandemic, so I have no freaking clue.

Uh, hope that helps

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ReggieTheReckless
08/24/21 6:20:10 PM
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confidence is the only important thing

that and giving up if a person isn't interested in you and just moving on to the next one
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Blighboy
08/24/21 6:20:26 PM
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surprise dick pics

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Mead
08/24/21 6:20:48 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Feel confident in your strengths and what you have to offer in the type of relationship you are seeking.

Don't become angry and bitter when what you can offer doesn't match the needs of the other person, and keep trying.

this is great advice

a lot of guys give up and just become bitter or start feeling sorry for themselves

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Kanatteru
08/24/21 6:44:39 PM
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i don't know how to date but i'm a girl so apparently everyone is throwing themselves at me constantly and i don't actually need any advice so idk what the hell i'm supposed to do

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Nanaue
08/24/21 6:47:41 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
i don't know how to date but i'm a girl so apparently everyone is throwing themselves at me constantly and i don't actually need any advice so idk what the hell i'm supposed to do
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