Current Events > Drinking Topic 74 - Diablo beta, Lions suck, Walter got into Canuck's catnip bag

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@Johnny_Nutcase
@CanuckCowboy
@a-c-a-b
@KogaSteelFang
@TreyFlowers
@WaterLink
@BlazinBlue88
@CalypsoDoom
@IfGodCouldDie
@smackems

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@Harpie
@moh82sy
@YugiNoob
@PatrickMahomes
@matteus70
@Questionmarktarius
@moodygrapes
@wbloechel
@Pandamonic
@DespondentDeity

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Yeah! Tag!

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Godamnit Mabus now I gotta go back and watch that fucking Britney Spears video to check out the spaced out tits. I just played it copied and pasted and shut it the fuck down.

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@JimCarrysToe

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I guess I could put Jim back on being Calypso account is banned. I'm still salty though Jim bailed.

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Yeah i'm a little pissed at that too. Jim was a staple in the drinking topics.

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Who's tits are oddly far apart?

Sounds like my all-time fsvourite pornstae ashlynne brook. She had everything but the boobs.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Who's tits are oddly far apart?

Sounds like my all-time fsvourite pornstae ashlynne brook. She had everything but the boobs.

Britney Spears. I googled some pics and I can't really tell. Mabus is gonna have to provide a good example.

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Eww I don't like far apart boobs :<

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So when I joined the discord tonight I noticed Muffinz was in there away. Noticed his status message....

wtf?



I guess he's been banned from Gfaqs too.. What the hell happened?

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I thought Greg was muffin, or am I high.

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How dare you not tag me the biggest lions fan ever for 38 years

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Alteres posted...

I thought Greg was muffin, or am I high.

GregShmedley? Nah, he's his own guy, I don't think he uses an alt. I thought Muffin was PatrickMahomes, which would make sense because we tag him in these topics and he got an invite to our discord.

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This place has a discord? Can I join?
And wtf...that's really worrying. Me and him have been solid lately.

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SauI_Goodman posted...

How dare you not tag me the biggest lions fan ever for 38 years

I had no idea man! I've been a Wings fan since the 80s too, at least they had a winning stretch for many years. Lions have no direction or future.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I had no idea man! I've been a Wings fan since the 80s too, at least they had a winning stretch for many years. Lions have no direction or future.

Or past. Or present.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

So when I joined the discord tonight I noticed Muffinz was in there away. Noticed his status message....

wtf?



I guess he's been banned from Gfaqs too.. What the hell happened?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/PatrickMahomes
this is his current account.

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DAMN I had 5 beers and tore through all 5. 4 were tall boys and I feel nice but..... I wasn't planning on getting smashed but when you start drinking you wanna just keep going and it's early. I broke my own rule of never drinking without more alcohol than you can possibly drink in one night.

Can't drive but I found this fucking bottle of Angostura aromatic bitters, I don't even know where it came from but it has 44.7%abv. It smells like a pine tree and I might start taking sips off this thing.

Only 5 calories and no sugar.

Found this and i'm fuckin sold... gonna mix it with somethin I guess....

Well, of course, you could drink a glass of cocktail bitters we just dont recommend the practice. Bitters are simply a high-proof alcohol (Angostura, for instance, clocks in at 44.7 percent abv) that have been infused with bark, peels, herbs, spices, flowers, or other botanicals.

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Ok im done with fortnite. Fuckin killed it. I got a couple solo wins but I am 100% sure now beyond all doubt its 99% bots. I still won though. Lol.

Got a few quad wins with my buddy and his kid and his kids friend too and I was carried the whole time.

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@Woozul is also the new Joe account

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The one and only Joey Joe Joe? Now we're making progress! This bitters isn't bad straight it taste like a nicely scented pine tree.

Where the fuck is @Harpie by the way?

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Just had my first Pfizer jab. Second in 3 weeks

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They said not to drink today because being hydrated is the best way to avoid those side effects from it, but I literally bought a 12 pack of 500ml German beers beforehand. Wat do

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You're gonna be sleeping for the next 12 hours. At least that's what the Moderna one did to me. The 2nd shot flat out gave me the flu or covid.

Oh well that might explain my situation with it, but never said anything. I'd say get loaded before you get all frickity fucked. Then get loaded again.

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The coldest fucking rain is falling but its falling so sparsely that it won't do shit about the fires.

I guess this was the summer of so hot you die and everything burns and then just instant haha its late fall when there should be a month of summer left.

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Its not even 9 and it's dark as fuck in August drizzling freezing rain. I mean I guess it's good for the fires but what the fuck is going on this year. Its been bad for a while but this year is extra fucky

It makes me wanna swim cause fuck of this keeps up its gonna be shitty swimming before its even mid September.

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I've been basically living in Seattle for the past month and a half. It's stopped finally but everyday was cloudy and rainy. I miss the lightning and I want it back. I always knew I should live in Seattle.

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This vodka + pepsi tastes a lot more shit than the vodka + coca cola damn it.

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Goatsensation posted...

This vodka + pepsi tastes a lot more shit than the vodka + coca cola damn it.

Vodka does not go with cola. My crazy stalker girl loves vodka and Pepsi. There's nothing about her that's appealing on any level.

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Ohhh man vodka and coke? Can't say i've ever had the desire to try that shit but i'm straight drinking bitters and this shit is already weighin down on me. Fuck beer and liquor, this stuff is just concentrated pure alcohol in my veins.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I've been basically living in Seattle for the past month and a half. It's stopped finally but everyday was cloudy and rainy. I miss the lightning and I want it back. I always knew I should live in Seattle.

The worst road trip of my life was down to Seattle.

And when I went there as a little kid with my grandpa there had been a murder at the bus station so we had to find another way to the airport to leave.

All in all I kinda love Seattle. I'd never live there or Vancouver but they're both pretty awesome for cities.

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I've talked with my fiancee about flying up to Seattle and taking a ferry to Vancouver, I think there is one that does it. It's the only part of the country (plus Canada) I haven't been too and the highest on my list. So maybe that'll be our honeymoon IF it happens.

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Bro i don't know if it's like it was but the niggt before me and my buddy saw Panteraa last show in North America we met some weirdo while we drunk wandered the lower east side which is and has long been the most poverty stricken and financially disturbing place in a North American city (legitimately its bad) and somehow we just got dumb drunk and got taken on a tour by a guy we probly should have ran from but he showed us the insides of some one time high end hotels in the downtown that were fucking third world but it slips by cause its in the wrong neighborhood now.

We went to crack dens and shit where there were just holes smashed between units in what were once high end hotels.

It was really eye opening but also I was 19 and drunk as shit and its crazy looking back we were just like "yes let us go to one of the most destitute and drug ridden places in North America and then follow a random dude around to places that people probly think dont even exist in canada.

Just come to the falls. It ain't fancy but I can show ya some cool shit if it's not winter and Vancouver is only a few hours away. Even Seattle is fairly close.

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Gotta say this bitters shit is amazing..... I have no idea where I got it but now I gotta just start drinking it straight. It's a small bottle but it's loaded 44.7%abv. It doesn't pour out it drops out. Had a few sips and I can feel the fuck outta this shit



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Are you sure that isn't soy sauce

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I did use soy sauce tonight but this can't be it.

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This was... interesting.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Gotta say this bitters shit is amazing..... I have no idea where I got it but now I gotta just start drinking it straight. It's a small bottle but it's loaded 44.7%abv. It doesn't pour out it drops out. Had a few sips and I can feel the fuck outta this shit

We sell this at the store I work at, comes in two sizes and a few varieties. For the price though, just get a half pint of Wild Turkey 101.

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What is happening its so cold suddenly.

I'll try and build an eternal train before I die. Don't worry you guys can ride in the front section.

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Stewman_Magoo posted...

This was... interesting.

Interesting good? I always was skeptical of the real sweet varieties of beer, never tried many.

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Could use a little of my bitters bud! I'm gonna put this shit on eggs now. Soak it in everything in my life.

It's such a relaxing drunk. Like I could fall through a couch.


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MabusIncarnate posted...

Interesting good? I always was skeptical of the real sweet varieties of beer, never tried many.

It was kinda something that grew on me when drinking it. The initial taste of the root beer was shocking but the aftertaste was awesome.

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I just realized snowpiercer was chris Evans. I fucking loved that movie and I legitimately thought it was guy Pearce.

Fuck 2013 Chris Evans was grizzled and badass.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You're gonna be sleeping for the next 12 hours. At least that's what the Moderna one did to me. The 2nd shot flat out gave me the flu or covid.

Oh well that might explain my situation with it, but never said anything. I'd say get loaded before you get all frickity fucked. Then get loaded again.

Yeah I just started getting very tired

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Keep meaning to try the TV series, I liked the movie also when I saw it.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Keep meaning to try the TV series, I liked the movie also when I saw it.

I just found out there's a series. I need to see it.

Also I thought it was guy Pearce in that *death race 2050 movie and it was manu Bennet. So I guess I dont even know who guy Pearce is besides he's badass and grizzled.

If I was gay manu Bennet would be like top ten all-time. Also a prime raven from wcw. In case anyone wondered. Sean Connery number one. Estes tonnes is up there.

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https://youtu.be/7gphiFVVtUI

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