Current Events > So... where was the military when Thanos stormed Earth in Avengers Endgame?

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Mackorov
08/16/21 11:17:20 AM
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Do militaries even exist in Disney lalaland MCU universe or what??
We hardly even saw any soldiers in Avengers 1 either.

And before you say guns dont work in superhero movies, let me remind you here we have a unpowered woman in a skimpy outfit with a handgun, Bucky using a rifle and a bunch of Wakanda soldiers using outdated spears like it's medieval times.
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pikachupwnage
08/16/21 11:18:40 AM
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The whole battle lasted like half an hour.

And presumably there wasn't much left of the militaries after the Snap.

Those Wakandan spears are Made of Vibranium pretty sure and have some advanced effects beyond stabbing.


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GATTJT
08/16/21 11:18:41 AM
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Oh, you mean right after 3.5 billion people came back to life?

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lolife67
08/16/21 11:20:11 AM
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The military was likely decimated after the Snap and then in disarray when everyone returned. They wouldn't be able to mobilize instantly.
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cuttin_in_farm
08/16/21 11:21:50 AM
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I mean. every other faction seemed ready to mobilize and march out of Stranges portals. Claiming the snap made them not prepared seems like a cop out.

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JimmyFraska
08/16/21 11:28:03 AM
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Isn't it just accepted that normal soldiers aren't good enough to fight the aliens/monsters/super beings?
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monkmith
08/16/21 11:28:25 AM
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thanos didn't land in the middle east.

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TetsuoS2
08/16/21 11:29:39 AM
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JimmyFraska posted...
Isn't it just accepted that normal soldiers aren't good enough to fight the aliens/monsters/super beings?

Laughs in Wakanda

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Jagr_68
08/16/21 11:30:04 AM
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Regular human beings don't exist in Marvel.

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Mistere Man
08/16/21 11:38:18 AM
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Didnt he storm the Earth the first time in Wakanda which is hidden?

Then after the snap he popped out of a portal and the battle didnt last very long so probably not enough time to do much.

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lolife67
08/16/21 11:41:48 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
I mean. every other faction seemed ready to mobilize and march out of Stranges portals. Claiming the snap made them not prepared seems like a cop out.
Well, the other factions knew more about what was going on thanks to Strange. The U.S. military isn't as well equipped or trained for space tyrants like the Ravagers, Wakanda and wizards are.
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lolife67
08/16/21 11:42:20 AM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
Laughs in Wakanda
You think Wakandans are "normal soldiers?"
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Unsugarized_Foo
08/16/21 11:45:10 AM
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Busy being stationed in large metro areas and not a field no one knows about

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Xethuminra
08/16/21 11:46:40 AM
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Mackorov posted...
Do militaries even exist in Disney lalaland MCU universe or what??
Hiding from the Avengers
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tiornys
08/16/21 11:49:22 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Those Wakandan spears are Made of Vibranium pretty sure and have some advanced effects beyond stabbing.
They're basically laser rifles with much, much better bayonets.
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TetsuoS2
08/16/21 11:49:30 AM
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lolife67 posted...
You think Wakandans are "normal soldiers?"

You think the horde of them were all more skilled than every soldier in the planet?

Considering Bucky didn't even do shit but shoot people with a rifle there's not much skill required to getting in.

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lolife67
08/16/21 11:53:06 AM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
You think the horde of them were all more skilled than every soldier in the planet?
Most of them, yes. And they're most certainly better equipped.

TetsuoS2 posted...
Considering Bucky didn't even do s*** but shoot people with a rifle there's not much skill required to getting in.
You are aware that Bucky is a super soldier, right? So his physical attributes would also play a part in keeping him alive. Thinking all he did was "point and shoot" is kinda silly.
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LightHawKnight
08/16/21 11:54:37 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
I mean. every other faction seemed ready to mobilize and march out of Stranges portals. Claiming the snap made them not prepared seems like a cop out.

And regular militaries somehow have portals to get to the fight instantly? And size does matter, larger forces do require more time to get ready and deployed.

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TetsuoS2
08/16/21 12:01:00 PM
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lolife67 posted...
Most of them, yes. And they're most certainly better equipped.

Equipment kinda, not all wankandan tribes got special stuff like shields.

lolife67 posted...
You are aware that Bucky is a super soldier, right? So his physical attributes would also play a part in keeping him alive. Thinking all he did was "point and shoot" is kinda silly.


Sure, but not all of them would have needed to go into the melee.

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ApherosyLove
08/16/21 12:02:56 PM
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My boy Bucky got robbed of coolness :(

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Xethuminra
08/16/21 12:03:44 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
My boy Bucky got robbed of coolness :(
Give him the mantle
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lolife67
08/16/21 12:05:44 PM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
Equipment kinda, not all wankandan tribes got special stuff like shields.
No, "kinda" about it. We know they have access to far better equipment, so it stands to reason they'd use it.

TetsuoS2 posted...
Sure, but not all of them would have needed to go into the melee.
So now you're asking them to plan a coordinated battle strategy based on the strength/weaknesses of individual soldiers in the limited time available?

EDIT: Ok, just saw your additional comment.
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BeyondWalls
08/16/21 12:07:20 PM
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I can accept that the military couldnt get there in time. But given that half of Earths population was killed last time, I cant believe 20 nukes from around the world werent inbound the moment Thanos showed up in a satellite feed.

And Wandavision kind of shows that the military isnt really decimated. Sword apparently went on just fine.

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TetsuoS2
08/16/21 12:07:50 PM
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there's just some stuff i want from it, but endgame is just insanely hard to manage because of the amount of characters in it.


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cuttin_in_farm
08/16/21 12:23:28 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
And regular militaries somehow have portals to get to the fight instantly?

.Yes? Wakandas entire army was summoned.

lolife67 posted...
Well, the other factions knew more about what was going on thanks to Strange.

Strange talked to nobody in Infinity War. So the only way other factions would know would be if he informed them post Snap return.

Not to mention Fury not having soldiers to send is bs.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/16/21 12:29:43 PM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
lolife67 posted...
You think Wakandans are "normal soldiers?"

You think the horde of them were all more skilled than every soldier in the planet?

Considering Bucky didn't even do shit but shoot people with a rifle there's not much skill required to getting in.

Oh god, please don't call them a horde
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RchHomieQuanChi
08/16/21 12:29:51 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
I mean. every other faction seemed ready to mobilize and march out of Stranges portals. Claiming the snap made them not prepared seems like a cop out.

Most of those factions were already mid-battle when they got dusted.

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lolife67
08/16/21 12:30:18 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Strange talked to nobody in Infinity War. So the only way other factions would know would be if he informed them post Snap return.

Not to mention Fury not having soldiers to send is bs.
Strange spoke to them in Endgame. That's how he told Wong who to bring.

How would Fury have soldiers already set up ready to deploy when he was snapped away?
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TetsuoS2
08/16/21 12:32:35 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Oh god, please don't call them a horde

did i hit a taboo? I didn't know, sorry.

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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:33:43 PM
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lolife67 posted...
The military was likely decimated after the Snap and then in disarray when everyone returned. They wouldn't be able to mobilize instantly.
yet Wakanda can assemble straight ass on the spot?
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:34:20 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
I mean. every other faction seemed ready to mobilize and march out of Stranges portals. Claiming the snap made them not prepared seems like a cop out.

It is. A common trait among your typical MCU fanboy is that he completely disregards all logic to defend his beloved disney franchise
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lolife67
08/16/21 12:35:13 PM
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Mackorov posted...
yet Wakanda can assemble straight ass on the spot?
Yes because Strange contacted them and, again, their military is a lot better trained than pretty much anyone else's.
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:35:46 PM
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lolife67 posted...
Well, the other factions knew more about what was going on thanks to Strange. The U.S. military isn't as well equipped or trained for space tyrants like the Ravagers, Wakanda and wizards are.

Right. Because let's include the 'superheroes' who shoot guns like most of the GotG characters, Black Widow, Bucky and totally disregard that numbers do matter here too? Also again, you're telling me a multi-trillion dollar war machine of fighter jets, tanks and drones are useless here but a bunch of outdated warriors throwing spears and magic buddies are OK?
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:37:45 PM
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lolife67 posted...
Yes because Strange contacted them and, again, their military is a lot better trained than pretty much anyone else's.

Right, because this battle is an invitations-only for 'suparherrooos'.
It's an exclusive party.
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:38:41 PM
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lolife67 posted...
Most of them, yes. And they're most certainly better equipped.

You are aware that Bucky is a super soldier, right? So his physical attributes would also play a part in keeping him alive. Thinking all he did was "point and shoot" is kinda silly.

You telling me a supersoldier that's basically just peak human and only holding one rifle and knows kung fu stuff is worth thousands of fighter jets, battleships, drones and airdropped tanks that can obliterate an entire city?

Also what does Black Widow do again? Kick and punch people and sometimes shoot that hand pistol of hers?
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lolife67
08/16/21 12:40:30 PM
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Mackorov posted...
Right. Because let's include the 'superheroes' who shoot guns like most of the GotG characters, Black Widow, Bucky and totally disregard that numbers do matter here too?
Black Widow wasn't there, Bucky is better than any person in the military and the Ravagers bring in MUCH better equipment/weaponry than the military. Next nitpick?

And numbers don't matter if those numbers include people who only going to serve as canon fodder. The U.S. military isn't mentally nor physically equipped to deal with these types of attacks. More bodies would just add to the collateral damage.
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:41:00 PM
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Also why doesn't Iron Man just build everyone else mechanical suits too to wear or y'know, build up an armada of other drones at least?
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:42:04 PM
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lolife67 posted...
Black Widow wasn't there, Bucky is better than any person in the military and the Ravagers bring in MUCH better equipment/weaponry than the military. Next nitpick?

And numbers don't matter if those numbers include people who only going to serve as canon fodder. The U.S. military isn't mentally nor physically equipped to deal with these types of attacks. More bodies would just add to the collateral damage.

Bro, wtf kind of person that just punches and kicks and carries a single rifle that apparently has infinite ammo (cos thats just one rifle i see on him??) can somehow make more reasonable sense to be fighting and replace an ENTIRE MILITARY?

Is Bucky superman now?
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IMNOTRAGED
08/16/21 12:42:51 PM
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What would visualizing some random soldiers bring to the movie

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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:43:21 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
I can accept that the military couldnt get there in time. But given that half of Earths population was killed last time, I cant believe 20 nukes from around the world werent inbound the moment Thanos showed up in a satellite feed.

And Wandavision kind of shows that the military isnt really decimated. Sword apparently went on just fine.

obviously they're not. We almost NEVER even saw the military at all in the MCU. Or hardly.
these sorta oversights that MCU fanboys shrug off as logical make me pissed
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lolife67
08/16/21 12:43:41 PM
#41:


Mackorov posted...
You telling me a supersoldier that's basically just peak human and only holding one rifle and knows kung fu stuff is worth thousands of fighter jets, battleships, drones and airdropped tanks that can obliterate an entire city?
Yes, in this instance. Carpet bombing the area would only serve to kill your allies (see: Rain fire.) Plus, the equipment you're talking about is far inferior to the ships/armaments they already had. You'd be creating an even more chaotic battlefield.

And lol @"just peak human." I take it you don't actually understand how that would vastly increase his rate of fire/accuracy and maneuverability. Most of the soldiers you want would fall to friendly fire under these circumstances.
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:43:41 PM
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IMNOTRAGED posted...
What would visualizing some random soldiers bring to the movie

logic.
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CommonJoe
08/16/21 12:43:53 PM
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Mackorov posted...
It is. A common trait among your typical MCU fanboy is that he completely disregards all logic to defend his beloved disney franchise

There was like a half hour gap inbetween Hulks snap and the portals opening. Most of the Wakandan army would have reappeared ready to fight, and Strange had enough people to portal to all those places and get other fighters in the same time.

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Xethuminra
08/16/21 12:43:57 PM
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Lets look at it from the militarys perspective

  • Blip is suddenly reversed, restoring the lost half of life on earth.
  • Unknown alien capital ship immediately attacks the Avengers HQ.
  • Over the next hour or two, multiple large groups of other superhumans appear to aid the Avengers.
  • Iron Man quickly formulates a plan & wrestles the gauntlet from Thanos, effectively ending the encounter.
At what point was bombarding or deployment considered a viable option?
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LightHawKnight
08/16/21 12:44:25 PM
#45:


Mackorov posted...
Also why doesn't Iron Man just build everyone else mechanical suits too to wear or y'know, build up an armada of other drones at least?

He tried and made Ultron.

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lolife67
08/16/21 12:44:50 PM
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Mackorov posted...
Bro, wtf kind of person that just punches and kicks and carries a single rifle that apparently has infinite ammo (cos thats just one rifle i see on him??) can somehow make more reasonable sense to be fighting and replace an ENTIRE MILITARY?

Is Bucky superman now?
You do realize that Bucky came alongside the entire Wakandan army, right? They didn't send just one portal for him alone. Nice try focusing on just him to attempt to make a non-point, though.
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:46:52 PM
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lolife67 posted...
Yes, in this instance. Carpet bombing the area would only serve to kill your allies (see: Rain fire.) Plus, the equipment you're talking about is far inferior to the ships/armaments they already had. You'd be creating an even more chaotic battlefield.

And lol @"just peak human." I take it you don't actually understand how that would vastly increase his rate of fire/accuracy and maneuverability. Most of the soldiers you want would fall to friendly fire under these circumstances.

Tell me how is one single guy firing a f***ing normal rifle better than hundreds of trained troops firing f***ing normal rifles?

I think you watch too many superhero movies to have somehow distorted your worldview to think soldiers are like babies learning how to walk while your superhero can kung fu his way through a hail of bullets via stormtrooper fallacy effect
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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:47:15 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
He tried and made Ultron.
I said wearable suit.
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IMNOTRAGED
08/16/21 12:47:22 PM
#49:


Mackorov posted...
logic.

Is this worth the additional resources it would take to add something that 99% of the audience has no problem overlooking

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Mackorov
08/16/21 12:48:20 PM
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lolife67 posted...
You do realize that Bucky came alongside the entire Wakandan army, right? They didn't send just one portal for him alone. Nice try focusing on just him to attempt to make a non-point, though.

I just said the same thing about the Wakandan army. They're using medieval weapons. Tell me whcih part of that is technologically advanced? I know they have a bunch of lasers and stuff in their actual city, but the whole concept is nigh ridiculous and I pity if MCU has robbed you of common sense to think realistically
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