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JBaLLEN66
08/15/21 11:30:19 PM
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I want to get married one day, but how am I supposed to get married when I cant keep my weenie in my pants.

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Protoman2005
08/15/21 11:31:19 PM
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Virgin?
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monkmith
08/15/21 11:32:12 PM
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because you're a shit person?

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JBaLLEN66
08/15/21 11:37:00 PM
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monkmith posted...
because you're a shit person?

How I fix this

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sabrestorm
08/15/21 11:42:05 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
I want to get married one day, but how am I supposed to get married when I cant keep my weenie in my pants.

maybe get counseling?
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BobanMarjanovic
08/15/21 11:43:32 PM
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Then don't get in relationships dawg

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St0rmFury
08/15/21 11:44:04 PM
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I thought this is going to be about cheating on your diet.

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Guerrilla Soldier
08/15/21 11:44:25 PM
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why do you even want to get married
do you actually even want to or were you programmed to think so

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dj1200
08/15/21 11:48:42 PM
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Maybe committed relationships arent for you. Thats better than getting in one because you think youre supposed to and hurting someone by cheating.

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DJquackquack
08/15/21 11:49:28 PM
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Because youre a bad person.

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JBaLLEN66
08/15/21 11:50:27 PM
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dj1200 posted...
Maybe committed relationships arent for you. Thats better than getting in one because you think youre supposed to and hurting someone by cheating.

They want committed relationships with me

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JBaLLEN66
08/15/21 11:50:46 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
why do you even want to get married
do you actually even want to or were you programmed to think so

Cause sleeping around has it's cons

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Unsugarized_Foo
08/15/21 11:51:22 PM
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Your dad touched not your mom

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TheoryzC
08/15/21 11:52:55 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
Cause sleeping around has it's cons
Not enough to keep your dick in ya pants

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/15/21 11:53:42 PM
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Cut off weenie

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monkmith
08/16/21 12:06:25 AM
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Revnir posted...
The male instinct is to imperenate as many women as possible for the procreation of the species as a biological imperative

That's why so many men just want to sleep with every single one of their female coworkers and friends and try to have sex with their sister in law

The biological instint for women is to keep one man, the strongest man, and build a nest with him so the nest can be defended

That's why there's so many problems

The problem is that now we live in a society. We're not monkeys anymore, but the old DNA biological imperative shit from millions of years ago is still kinda there
that's always felt like an excuse and not really a reason. there are many instances of males in the animal world mating for life, and females sleeping around to find the best sperm donor.

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