Board 8 > Which president would win in a fight?

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Big Bob 08/12/21 6:39:01 PM #1:	Who wins? William Howard Taft (340 lbs) 3.5 James Madisons (100 lbs each) Who wins? - Results (72 votes) William Howard Taft (340 lbs) 43.06% (31 votes) 31 3.5 James Madisons (100 lbs each) 56.94% (41 votes) 41 A twist on the horse-sized duck scenario. --- Come watch me on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/gameryogi azuarc beat me. <cite>Big Bob posted [p:957029072] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote> Who wins? William Howard Taft (340 lbs) 3.5 James Madisons (100 lbs each) Vote View Results Who wins? - Results (72 votes) William Howard Taft (340 lbs) 43.06% (31 votes) 31 3.5 James Madisons (100 lbs each) 56.94% (41 votes) 41 Show Voting Form A twist on the horse-sized duck scenario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xp1337 08/12/21 6:47:51 PM #2:	I'm giving this to Taft. He could probably pick up the .5 James Madison and use him as a club against the others. --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? <cite>xp1337 posted [p:957029343] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>I'm giving this to Taft. He could probably pick up the .5 James Madison and use him as a club against the others. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranzonEx 08/12/21 6:52:11 PM #3:	Taft gonna be 700lbs after this fight --- 2 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>GranzonEx posted [p:957029469] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>Taft gonna be 700lbs after this fight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 08/12/21 7:07:26 PM #4:	The Madisons should be able to outrun/dodge Taft long enough to tire him out, and I'm sure they can figure out a way to finish him after that. --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:957029858] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>The Madisons should be able to outrun/dodge Taft long enough to tire him out, and I'm sure they can figure out a way to finish him after that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seginustemple 08/12/21 7:13:29 PM #5:	Madisons have to coordinate but if they can lay seven hands on him at once I think they can over power him --- You bow to no one, azuarc <cite>Seginustemple posted [p:957030021] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>Madisons have to coordinate but if they can lay seven hands on him at once I think they can over power him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainLTTP 08/12/21 7:23:40 PM #6:	James Madison was not only Small but he was also a Nerd. Big Daddy Taft would crush. <cite>ChainLTTP posted [p:957030281] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>James Madison was not only Small but he was also a Nerd. Big Daddy Taft would crush. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainLTTP 08/12/21 7:24:23 PM #7:	Another way I can say that is that James Madison is like ExTha except smart <cite>ChainLTTP posted [p:957030292] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>Another way I can say that is that James Madison is like ExTha except smart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 08/12/21 7:31:46 PM #8:	ChainLTTP posted... Another way I can say that is that James Madison is like ExTha except smart Sounds like Madison wins with the RKO then! --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:957030494] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>ChainLTTP posted... </cite> <quote>Another way I can say that is that James Madison is like ExTha except smart</quote> Sounds like Madison wins with the RKO then! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueCrystalTear 08/12/21 7:34:57 PM #9:	Taft would get stuck in the bathtub before the fight and the Madisons would win by forfeit. --- BlueCrystalTear \| GNT BB4 Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner #FearTheDeer \| [For lease] \| ((FREE HUGS)) \| You're living your own life. You're you. <cite>BlueCrystalTear posted [p:957030571] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>Taft would get stuck in the bathtub before the fight and the Madisons would win by forfeit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yesmar_ 08/13/21 3:04:58 AM #10:	I do not understand why as the largest President, Taft does not simply eat the others. --- Congrats on Advokaiser for winning the 2018 Guru Contest! Yesmar <cite>Yesmar_ posted [p:957040535] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>I do not understand why as the largest President, Taft does not simply eat the others. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cybat 08/13/21 10:27:19 AM #11:	Which half is it? --- Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? <cite>Cybat posted [p:957046660] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>Which half is it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 08/13/21 12:43:15 PM #12:	Cybat posted... Which half is it? The innards --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:957050069] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>Cybat posted... </cite> <quote>Which half is it?</quote> The innards </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 08/13/21 3:57:53 PM #13:	what's the terrain like and does either side have any buffs --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:957055474] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>what's the terrain like and does either side have any buffs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kevwaffles 08/13/21 4:12:29 PM #15:	Yesmar_ posted... I do not understand why as the largest President, Taft does not simply eat the others. My work has already been done for me. --- "One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land." -Toad, SMB3 <cite>kevwaffles posted [p:957055885] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>Yesmar_ posted...</cite> <quote>I do not understand why as the largest President, Taft does not simply eat the others. </quote> My work has already been done for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xp1337 08/13/21 4:39:51 PM #16:	LeonhartFour posted... what's the terrain like and does either side have any buffs Fallout 3 Capital Wasteland. The Madisons are debuffed for the first 30 seconds by their grief at seeing the capital in such a state, as it brings back memories of the capital's destruction in the War of 1812. Taft, as the only President to later be appointed to the Supreme Court, has access to the ability Justice is Blind. Once per battle, he can target an opponent and inflict total blindness on them for 15 seconds. This blindness can not be cured by conventional healing abilities. Voters must take this into account. --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? <cite>xp1337 posted [p:957056747] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>LeonhartFour posted... </cite> <quote>what's the terrain like and does either side have any buffs</quote>Fallout 3 Capital Wasteland. The Madisons are debuffed for the first 30 seconds by their grief at seeing the capital in such a state, as it brings back memories of the capital's destruction in the War of 1812. Taft, as the only President to later be appointed to the Supreme Court, has access to the ability Justice is Blind. Once per battle, he can target an opponent and inflict total blindness on them for 15 seconds. This blindness can not be cured by conventional healing abilities. Voters must take this into account. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 08/13/21 4:41:24 PM #17:	In that case, Taft wins easily. --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:957056798] in Which pres... [t:79611123]...</cite> <quote>In that case, Taft wins easily. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Board 8 > Which president would win in a fight?