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DoctorPiranha3
08/11/21 5:14:15 PM
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Cheap real estate, I guess.
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HylianFox
08/11/21 5:14:51 PM
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why does Kazooie live in his backpack?

does she crap in that thing?

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Mistere Man
08/11/21 5:15:04 PM
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Easy access to evil witch tail action!

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Duncanwii
08/11/21 5:15:41 PM
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HylianFox posted...
why does Kazooie live in his backpack?

does she crap in that thing?

she poops eggs.
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Irony
08/11/21 5:16:09 PM
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Why is young Grunty so sexy

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HylianFox
08/11/21 5:16:15 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
she poops eggs.

and barfs them

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Doe
08/11/21 5:21:11 PM
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Why does anyone live in high violent crime areas

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PatrickMahomes
08/11/21 5:45:13 PM
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Maybe he moved in when it was a nice booming area and the lair wasn't there at the time

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HylianFox
08/11/21 5:47:33 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Maybe he moved in when it was a nice booming area and the lair wasn't there at the time

The lair in carved into the side of a mountain.

It didn't crop up overnight.
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PatrickMahomes
08/11/21 5:48:54 PM
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HylianFox posted...
The lair in carved into the side of a mountain.

It didn't crop up overnight.
:/
Maybe the internal construction was going on (entered from the other side) and wasn't disclosed in the homeowner's agreement because it had nothing to do with the property

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KCJ5062
08/11/21 5:48:59 PM
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From the way it seemed, neither Banjo nor Tooty knew who Gruntilda was prior to her kidnapping the latter.

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kirbymuncher
08/11/21 5:49:08 PM
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I don't really see anywhere else to live

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littlebro07
08/11/21 5:49:58 PM
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HylianFox posted...
The lair in carved into the side of a mountain.

It didn't crop up overnight.
:/

shes a witch, she couldve used magic to carve it into the mountain over the course of a few days

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HylianFox
08/11/21 5:50:51 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
shes a witch, she couldve used magic to carve it into the mountain over the course of a few days

that though occurred to me as well, but it's still hard to be discreet about it

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Solar_Crimson
08/11/21 5:51:59 PM
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Why does anyone live in Gotham or Metropolis when both cities are prone to crime and even destruction whenever the superpowered villains start acting up?

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Wii_Shaker
08/11/21 5:53:13 PM
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Irony posted...
Why is young Grunty so sexy
She totally is. I used to lose on purpose just to see that cutscene, lol.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 6:12:11 PM
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Irony posted...
Why is young Grunty so sexy

Wii_Shaker posted...
She totally is. I used to lose on purpose just to see that cutscene, lol.

I like Brentilda myself. ;)

"Ho, ho! Ho-ho-ho!"

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Kim_Seong-a
08/11/21 6:49:06 PM
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The real question is why did the Cauldron insist Tootie was the most beautiful when Humba Wumba exists? >_>

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DoctorPiranha3
08/11/21 8:04:22 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
The real question is why did the Cauldron insist Tootie was the most beautiful when Humba Wumba exists? >_>
Maybe the cauldron is speciesist
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Duncanwii
08/11/21 8:39:52 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
I don't really see anywhere else to live

The Isle of Hags has plenty of room. And then there's Showdown Town.
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Awesker002
08/11/21 8:46:28 PM
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Freddie_Mercury
08/11/21 8:48:23 PM
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if tooty lived with banjo why they only got one bed

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SwiggitySwoogit
08/11/21 9:02:48 PM
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Because it's a video game.
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HylianFox
08/11/21 9:03:29 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
if tooty lived with banjo why they only got one bed

maybe she lived in a backpack, too

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Kim_Seong-a
08/11/21 9:36:45 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
if tooty lived with banjo why they only got one bed

Because it would be impractical to design game worlds based on real-world practicality. Where does Cloud go to shit when the only bathroom to exist is in that one restaurant in Sector 6?

L U D O N A R R A T I V E D I S S O N A N C E

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masticatingman
08/11/21 9:37:45 PM
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HylianFox posted...
why does Kazooie live in his backpack?

does she crap in that thing?
You have asked way too many questions.

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HylianFox
08/11/21 9:38:43 PM
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masticatingman posted...
You have asked way too many questions.

I'd rather have unanswered questions than unquestioned answers.

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ultimate reaver
08/11/21 9:47:04 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
if tooty lived with banjo why they only got one bed

she doesnt, shes coming to visit him in the first game

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Spidey5
08/11/21 9:56:20 PM
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Well you cant live in jinjo village without risk of getting flattened by a giant drill.
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DoctorPiranha3
08/13/21 4:41:14 PM
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Also, I like how the plot of the first game is to rescue his missing sister, but in the sequel she's missing and nobody cares.
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Mistere Man
08/13/21 4:51:28 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Also, I like how the plot of the first game is to rescue his missing sister, but in the sequel she's missing and nobody cares.
Did you see how hard it was to save her the first time?

Too much trouble to do it again, she is going to have to save herself this time!

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HylianFox
08/13/21 4:52:17 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Too much trouble to do it again, she is going to have to save herself this time!

not to mention it's high time for GIRL POWER!

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