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GameGodOfAll
08/11/21 4:16:13 PM
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On a Simpsons clip kick. Usually go with anything Lionel Hutz, but thin my current all time favorite might be:

https://youtu.be/aO2t6LO9oLI?t=71

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HylianFox
08/11/21 4:17:34 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/fI1tnJi.gif

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MC_BatCommander
08/11/21 4:19:15 PM
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https://youtu.be/niuRWJgiv7o

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ApherosyLove
08/11/21 4:19:51 PM
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DeadBankerDream
08/11/21 4:20:05 PM
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https://youtu.be/6Twyh5tIIYk?t=4

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Schwarz
08/11/21 4:21:21 PM
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https://youtu.be/PE63y7ctAwA

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sktgamer_13dude
08/11/21 4:21:23 PM
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I have someone who can help you.
Batman?
No, its a scientist.
Batmans a scientist!
ITS NOT BATMAN!
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Southernfatman
08/11/21 4:22:18 PM
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HylianFox
08/11/21 4:22:36 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
https://youtu.be/6Twyh5tIIYk?t=4

"You liked Rashomon"
"That's not how I remember it..."

low-key one of the best jokes/references they ever made

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Ricemills
08/11/21 4:22:48 PM
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die Bart, die

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Flauros
08/11/21 4:23:28 PM
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Jagr_68
08/11/21 4:23:57 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
https://youtu.be/niuRWJgiv7o

Nice, was gonna post this

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HylianFox
08/11/21 4:25:02 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Nice, was gonna post this

"A solar eclipse... the cosmic ballet goes on."
"Does anyone wanna trade seats?"

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KILBOTz
08/11/21 4:25:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJvpOxemq_w

it became an in-joke with my friends from grade school through high school. any time you thought someone was lying you said "but why did i have a bowl?"

the joke on its own isnt that funny, just became one of the iconic simpson scenes to me.

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WilliamPorygon
08/11/21 4:25:41 PM
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DyingPancake
08/11/21 4:28:35 PM
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Easily the gay steel mill.

Might seem like an easy joke by todays standards but when I first saw it I lost it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-uOBveFKdGs

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HylianFox
08/11/21 4:31:20 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxHWEYdRi0

my favorite Barney moment

Woman: "Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die!?"
Barney: "It didn't die."

Also:
Lisa: "Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting."
Barney: "Is it? Or is it you girls can't admit you have a problem?"

oh yeah
Burns: "We did 20 takes and THAT was the best one..."

and
Moleman: "I was saying 'Boo-urns'..."

soooo many great moments in just a few minutes. LOL

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Tom Clark
08/11/21 4:37:55 PM
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mustachedmystic
08/11/21 4:41:09 PM
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So many, dis is da first to come to mind.
I can't see through metal, Kent!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRww6JURyE

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HylianFox
08/11/21 4:42:28 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
So many, dis is da first to come to mind.
I can't see through metal, Kent!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRww6JURyE

my favorite Arnie moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vJUxXpMrRQ

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masterpug53
08/11/21 4:53:12 PM
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'Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!'

I honestly couldn't tell you why this is my favorite joke in the series, but it never fails to make me laugh.

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mustachedmystic
08/11/21 4:55:56 PM
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We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKwyjsJGxk

You've got a suspicious mind, you know. You remind me of that Elvis song, eh uh, Clambake! Yeah, 'cause you open your mouth when things get hot. Clambake!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXPPz5CnEdI
Couldn't find a better clip, sorry.

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-Unowninator-
08/11/21 4:59:53 PM
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https://youtu.be/_TTKXRvhAvM
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GameGodOfAll
08/11/21 5:01:20 PM
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Tom Clark posted...
https://youtu.be/KnjEAaLOAg0
So good. Delivery is just perfect.

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Southernfatman
08/11/21 5:05:02 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
'Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!'

I honestly couldn't tell you why this is my favorite joke in the series, but it never fails to make me laugh.

I love that one too.

Also, here's my second favorite I just wanted to post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUgKUspKisY

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HylianFox
08/11/21 5:06:23 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
I love that one too.

Also, here's my second favorite I just wanted to post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUgKUspKisY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bt4Ly9_9Qg

"Hey ma, how 'bout some cookies?"
"No dice"
"This ain't ovah"

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-Unowninator-
08/11/21 5:07:17 PM
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Unfortunately, this is the only video I could find: https://youtu.be/WJJCWWcSxb0
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GameGodOfAll
08/11/21 5:09:29 PM
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This one's also up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjqc1hqbRmA

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Pandamonic
08/11/21 5:10:49 PM
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https://youtu.be/E4wQ5JuB6Qk

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Jagr_68
08/11/21 5:14:41 PM
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HylianFox posted...
"A solar eclipse... the cosmic ballet goes on."
"Does anyone wanna trade seats?"

https://youtu.be/VnTpl93q3Bc



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mustachedmystic
08/11/21 5:15:20 PM
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Slow down Tubby, you're not on the moon yet!
The Moon belongs to America, and anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro-men. Will you be among them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wPH4MEK4tk
Edit: posted wrong link, fixed.

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Irony
08/11/21 5:17:33 PM
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Flintstones chewable morphine

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HylianFox
08/11/21 5:18:05 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Slow down Tubby, you're not on the moon yet!
The Moon belongs to America, and anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro-men. Will you be among them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWpPrWHBHcQ

"Come back, zinc!"

oh yeah, and you posted the wrong link. oopsie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05a9llSLKHU

that clip also has the classic line
"Sure Lisa, we could make the classes more challenging. But then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation..."

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Tyranthraxus
08/11/21 5:19:44 PM
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"Mmm... Forbidden donut"

Also
"What are you doing homer?"
"Putting speed holes in my car"

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Mistere Man
08/11/21 5:24:36 PM
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This was the first thing to come to mind for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oicDiFsW1_s

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AloneIBreak
08/11/21 5:34:24 PM
#36:


Comment, so I can come back later and watch all these clips.

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mustachedmystic
08/11/21 5:49:45 PM
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Hot stuff coming through!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqa9XNMqBuQ
Couldn't find a quality clip of the whole scene.

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DravenRainrix
08/11/21 5:53:47 PM
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It's a fine barn..

https://youtu.be/SoQyt6W64z0

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darkprince45
08/11/21 5:56:55 PM
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mustachedmystic
08/11/21 5:57:54 PM
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Eeeeeeehhhhh! Purple drapes! All my life I've wanted purple drapes! Eeeeeehhhhhhhhh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMaV2dN7YpM

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The Popo
08/11/21 5:58:54 PM
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I really dont know how this became my favorite Simpsons clip, but I love it. In my own head canon, Homer hid it behind the radiator to keep others from eating it:

https://youtu.be/YkFr2Sw_hEg

Bonus clip - this is my favorite clip of someone yelling Shut up! at someone:

https://youtu.be/wvwbKfS44Fo


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nevershine
08/11/21 5:59:02 PM
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bonus eruptus
https://youtu.be/DqbQzmHOLP8

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J03can
08/11/21 6:01:06 PM
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Parking
$10 per axle


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HylianFox
08/11/21 6:02:54 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Eeeeeeehhhhh! Purple drapes! All my life I've wanted purple drapes! Eeeeeehhhhhhhhh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMaV2dN7YpM

Bart: "But I distinctly heard a woman scream!"
Ned: "Oh! Well, that I can't explain."
Lou: "Found it, Chief"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3gok0k3mcw

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HylianFox
08/11/21 6:10:27 PM
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Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQpXf7koo3I

Ned: "I'm a murderer! I'm a murderer!"
Bart: Then that's not the real Ned Flanders..."
Ned: "I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER!!!"
Bart: "If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework."

Bart: "Oh no! He's going to kill Rod and Todd too! That's horrible! ...in principle."

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YugiNoob
08/11/21 6:11:19 PM
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Mr. Burns: Wait, Im shooting at Nazis? Thatsnot how I remember it.


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HylianFox
08/12/21 3:57:47 PM
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bump

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GallisOTK
08/12/21 3:59:31 PM
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Xavier_On_High
08/12/21 4:06:30 PM
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"You never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."

Or

"Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

Or

"Homer, what's your least favourite, Italy or France?"

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"No one ever says Italy."

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philsov
08/12/21 4:07:57 PM
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https://youtu.be/-_SU_Ikab5g?t=26

"Master Chef, we need your skilled hands" [to cut up the blowfish]

"My skilled hands are BUSY! You do it"

*goes back to finger-banging Mrs Krabappel"
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