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PunishedOni 08/11/21 12:17:36 AM #1:	how can i help you --- hi im chelsea ^__^ You have entered the lair of SOMA - the Sega Online Machine Agent. Turn back now, or prepare to be digitized! <cite>PunishedOni posted [p:956973508] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>how can i help you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanatteru 08/11/21 12:23:27 AM #2:	where do i begin --- despair-inducing <cite>Kanatteru posted [p:956973620] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>where do i begin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 08/11/21 12:42:07 AM #3:	Can you redirect me to the dentist-hater's hotline? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:956974034] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Can you redirect me to the dentist-hater's hotline?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOni 08/11/21 12:53:36 AM #4:	Kanatteru posted... where do i begin hmm. is there anyone you want banned. that's what most people call about EclairReturns posted... Can you redirect me to the dentist-hater's hotline? yeah but you'll probably be on hold for a while. the dentists are up to their typical schemes again. i swear they removed an extra tooth from my mouth besides the 3 they were supposed to take --- hi im chelsea ^__^ You have entered the lair of SOMA - the Sega Online Machine Agent. Turn back now, or prepare to be digitized! <cite>PunishedOni posted [p:956974250] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Kanatteru posted... </cite> <quote>where do i begin</quote>hmm. is there anyone you want banned. that's what most people call about EclairReturns posted... </cite> <quote>Can you redirect me to the dentist-hater's hotline?</quote> yeah but you'll probably be on hold for a while. the dentists are up to their typical schemes again. i swear they removed an extra tooth from my mouth besides the 3 they were supposed to take </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 08/11/21 12:54:11 AM #5:	Ive been posting on gamefaqs a lot lately and Ive been gassy a lot lately what is really going on --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby <cite>Mead posted [p:956974262] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Ive been posting on gamefaqs a lot lately and Ive been gassy a lot lately what is really going on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOni 08/11/21 12:57:02 AM #6:	Mead posted... Ive been posting on gamefaqs a lot lately and Ive been gassy a lot lately what is really going on if youre going to use GameFAQs for more than an hour a day we recommend GameFAQs premium, as it provides better tools to manage posting-related flatulence. --- hi im chelsea ^__^ You have entered the lair of SOMA - the Sega Online Machine Agent. Turn back now, or prepare to be digitized! <cite>PunishedOni posted [p:956974314] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>Ive been posting on gamefaqs a lot lately and Ive been gassy a lot lately what is really going on</quote>if youre going to use GameFAQs for more than an hour a day we recommend GameFAQs premium, as it provides better tools to manage posting-related flatulence. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOni 08/11/21 2:21:08 PM #7:	HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE -- GameFAQs.com -- HOLD LINE. YOU ARE NUMBER -- two hundred -- eighty -- six. EXPECTED WAIT TIME -- forty -- six -- hours -- twelve -- minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z8bC5waMCo --- hi im chelsea ^__^ You have entered the lair of SOMA - the Sega Online Machine Agent. Turn back now, or prepare to be digitized! <cite>PunishedOni posted [p:956988602] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE -- GameFAQs.com -- HOLD LINE. YOU ARE NUMBER -- two hundred -- eighty -- six. EXPECTED WAIT TIME -- forty -- six -- hours -- twelve -- minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z8bC5waMCo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 08/11/21 2:30:29 PM #8:	Hi, I'd like to trade in my PS5 for cash. How much are you offering? --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. --- <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:956988912] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Hi, I'd like to trade in my PS5 for cash. How much are you offering? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOni 08/11/21 2:33:00 PM #9:	Dmess85 posted... Hi, I'd like to trade in my PS5 for cash. How much are you offering? well we're running a 5 PS5's for $555.55 deal right now, so i guess $111.11? I'll double check with Greg in sales --- hi im chelsea ^__^ You have entered the lair of SOMA - the Sega Online Machine Agent. Turn back now, or prepare to be digitized! <cite>PunishedOni posted [p:956988984] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Dmess85 posted... </cite> <quote>Hi, I'd like to trade in my PS5 for cash. How much are you offering?</quote>well we're running a 5 PS5's for $555.55 deal right now, so i guess $111.11? I'll double check with Greg in sales </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 08/11/21 3:35:32 PM #10:	Where are the poll dancers? --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:956990691] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Where are the poll dancers? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 08/11/21 3:38:53 PM #11:	First things first buddy, why the FUCK are you using Lara Croft grunting noises as your on hold music --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:956990769] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>First things first buddy, why the FUCK are you using Lara Croft grunting noises as your on hold music </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 08/11/21 3:39:14 PM #12:	Yes, i placed an order about 12 months ago, and it still hasnt arrived --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:956990778] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Yes, i placed an order about 12 months ago, and it still hasnt arrived </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Judgmenl 08/11/21 4:13:26 PM #13:	Would you like fries with that? --- You're a regular Jack Kerouac Reality is overrated <cite>Judgmenl posted [p:956991795] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Would you like fries with that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOni 08/11/21 7:55:10 PM #14:	wolfy42 posted... Where are the poll dancers? you're the poll dancer. start dancing please Blighboy posted... First things first buddy, why the FUCK are you using Lara Croft grunting noises as your on hold music what Ogurisama posted... Yes, i placed an order about 12 months ago, and it still hasnt arrived can you give me your order number Judgmenl posted... Would you like fries with that? yeah please. can i also get a crunchwrap and the blue mountain dew --- hi im chelsea ^__^ You have entered the lair of SOMA - the Sega Online Machine Agent. Turn back now, or prepare to be digitized! <cite>PunishedOni posted [p:956998181] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>wolfy42 posted... </cite> <quote>Where are the poll dancers?</quote>you're the poll dancer. start dancing please Blighboy posted... </cite> <quote>First things first buddy, why the FUCK are you using Lara Croft grunting noises as your on hold music</quote>what Ogurisama posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, i placed an order about 12 months ago, and it still hasnt arrived</quote>can you give me your order number Judgmenl posted... </cite> <quote>Would you like fries with that?</quote>yeah please. can i also get a crunchwrap and the blue mountain dew </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 08/11/21 8:39:58 PM #15:	How much for a horse whose name begins with Friday? --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. --- <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:956999578] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>How much for a horse whose name begins with Friday? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 08/11/21 8:41:06 PM #16:	Can you flip the switch that tells everyone whose alt is whose? --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead <cite>Zareth posted [p:956999609] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Can you flip the switch that tells everyone whose alt is whose? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unbridled9 08/11/21 8:54:52 PM #17:	There's this annoying glitch where people who have opinions that disagree with mine are allowed to post. How do I correct this glitch? --- I am the gentle hand who heals, the happy smile who shields, and the foot that will kick your ***! - White Mage <cite>Unbridled9 posted [p:956999970] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>There's this annoying glitch where people who have opinions that disagree with mine are allowed to post. How do I correct this glitch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 08/11/21 9:02:39 PM #18:	Damn, I hope the tips are good. Starts slowly dancing around a poll seductively. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:957000179] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Damn, I hope the tips are good. Starts slowly dancing around a poll seductively. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 08/11/21 9:03:14 PM #19:	Yes I'm here to get assigned a gimmick --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:957000201] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Yes I'm here to get assigned a gimmick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOni 08/11/21 10:13:17 PM #20:	Dmess85 posted... How much for a horse whose name begins with Friday? we don't sell horses here unless you have horse requisition form FVR-16 signed by your doctor, your parents, and at least one entomologist Zareth posted... Can you flip the switch that tells everyone whose alt is whose? yeah, one sec.... ah, looks like everyone is soma. hope this helps Unbridled9 posted... There's this annoying glitch where people who have opinions that disagree with mine are allowed to post. How do I correct this glitch? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/user/blocked Greenfox111 posted... Yes I'm here to get assigned a gimmick first, thank you for following the gimmick process. too many users recently have been making up their own gimmicks rather than following the process, with disastrous results. instead of having a balanced mix of fucking weirdos, we have 4 people who talk about their imaginary son and 10 politics freaks i see here from form G-1357-EZ that you like television. your new gimmick is pointing out inane 'plotholes' in television shows. e.g., in buffy, why do vampires pant during vigorous activity if theyre supposed to be unable to breathe?? --- hi im chelsea ^__^ You have entered the lair of SOMA - the Sega Online Machine Agent. Turn back now, or prepare to be digitized! <cite>PunishedOni posted [p:957002321] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>Dmess85 posted... </cite> <quote>How much for a horse whose name begins with Friday?</quote>we don't sell horses here unless you have horse requisition form FVR-16 signed by your doctor, your parents, and at least one entomologist Zareth posted... </cite> <quote>Can you flip the switch that tells everyone whose alt is whose?</quote>yeah, one sec.... ah, looks like everyone is soma. hope this helps Unbridled9 posted... </cite> <quote>There's this annoying glitch where people who have opinions that disagree with mine are allowed to post. How do I correct this glitch?</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/user/blocked Greenfox111 posted... </cite> <quote>Yes I'm here to get assigned a gimmick</quote>first, thank you for following the gimmick process. too many users recently have been making up their own gimmicks rather than following the process, with disastrous results. instead of having a balanced mix of fucking weirdos, we have 4 people who talk about their imaginary son and 10 politics freaks i see here from form G-1357-EZ that you like television. your new gimmick is pointing out inane 'plotholes' in television shows. e.g., in buffy, why do vampires pant during vigorous activity if theyre supposed to be unable to breathe?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 08/11/21 10:48:11 PM #21:	I gave all my credit card information for a subscription to Gamefaqs Premium, when do the effects kick in? <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:957003321] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>I gave all my credit card information for a subscription to Gamefaqs Premium, when do the effects kick in? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PunishedOni 08/12/21 12:21:38 AM #22:	IronBornCorps posted... I gave all my credit card information for a subscription to Gamefaqs Premium, when do the effects kick in? you should notice a decrease in eye strain and a profound sense of languor immediately. people will start enjoying your posts more within the next 24 hours. within the next few weeks your desk's height will slowly adjust to better match your chair, offering a more comfortable GameFAQs experience. --- hi im chelsea ^__^ You have entered the lair of SOMA - the Sega Online Machine Agent. Turn back now, or prepare to be digitized! <cite>PunishedOni posted [p:957005698] in hello and ... [t:79608407]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite> <quote>I gave all my credit card information for a subscription to Gamefaqs Premium, when do the effects kick in?</quote>you should notice a decrease in eye strain and a profound sense of languor immediately. people will start enjoying your posts more within the next 24 hours. within the next few weeks your desk's height will slowly adjust to better match your chair, offering a more comfortable GameFAQs experience. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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