Poll of the Day > My boyfriend's cousin is Kristi Yamaguchi.

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Jen0125
08/10/21 9:53:29 AM
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That means if we got married Kristi Yamaguchi would be MY cousin.

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teddy241
08/10/21 10:08:56 AM
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no wai
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wolfy42
08/10/21 10:39:28 AM
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Sorry Jen, now you're gonna have to have his babies.

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Nichtcrawler X
08/10/21 10:57:05 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
That means if we got married Kristi Yamaguchi would be MY cousin.

Is that how it works? Marriage means swapping your cousins?

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Jen0125
08/10/21 11:01:55 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Is that how it works? Marriage means swapping your cousins?

Yeah! You'd be related by marriage. Not true familial relationship but a legal relationship due to marriage.

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BEERandWEED
08/10/21 11:04:17 AM
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Are you going to marry your boyfriend?
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Nichtcrawler X
08/10/21 11:07:09 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Not true familial relationship but a legal relationship due to marriage.

I doubt it legally makes any difference.

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Jen0125
08/10/21 11:36:09 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
I doubt it legally makes any difference.

Not in a strict stance but loosely. You're not truly related but related by marriage.

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Jen0125
08/10/21 11:36:20 AM
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BEERandWEED posted...
Are you going your boyfriend?

Going?

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Blighboy
08/10/21 12:25:01 PM
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But that means if you got married it would be illegal to fuck Kristi Yamaguchi

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Jen0125
08/10/21 12:30:33 PM
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Blighboy posted...
But that means if you got married it would be illegal to fuck Kristi Yamaguchi

I can't fuck her anyway she's a legend

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Nichtcrawler X
08/10/21 12:56:54 PM
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Blighboy posted...
But that means if you got married it would be illegal to fuck Kristi Yamaguchi

Even marriage to cousins is legal in many places and marriage is in no way a required prerequisite to sex.

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Jen0125
08/10/21 1:03:34 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Even marriage to cousins is legal in many places and marriage is in no way a required prerequisite to sex.

This man fucks

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Mead
08/10/21 1:08:05 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
This man fucks

lol

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DirtBasedSoap
08/10/21 1:16:08 PM
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my girlfriends dads cousin is the guy taking over for Jeff bezos this year at amazon

no, my gfs parents are not rich

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Amazingspiderman1
08/10/21 1:23:21 PM
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And then you would be like a kagillionaire and live in a castle make of Oreos and strawberry frosting!!

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Mead
08/10/21 1:25:08 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
my girlfriends dads cousin is the guy taking over for Jeff bezos this year at amazon

no, my gfs parents are not rich

dude with enough careful planning and a few discreet crimes, you could be in charge of all of amazon

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Nichtcrawler X
08/10/21 1:33:33 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
This man fucks

Wait, you know something I don't?

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adjl
08/10/21 1:38:42 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
I doubt it legally makes any difference.

Being cousins rarely makes any legal difference, unless you're looking to get married in about half of the states in the US.

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teddy241
08/10/21 2:15:55 PM
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shes so damn pretty. i love her smile. She cant be perfect. Im sure behind close doors shes a princess or a ***** to deal with.
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Jen0125
08/10/21 2:25:38 PM
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teddy241 posted...
shes so damn pretty. i love her smile. She cant be perfect. Im sure behind close doors shes a princess or a ***** to deal with.

I don't think so. He said she was really nice when they were little. Why does she have to be a bad person just because you find her attractive? That's very strange.

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LaggnFragnLarry
08/10/21 2:46:55 PM
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i had a tinder babe claim she was a niece of the baseball manager joe torre but i think she might have just said that to get into my pants
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Zareth
08/10/21 3:44:36 PM
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I thought your tinder babe was Korean?

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wolfy42
08/10/21 4:15:57 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I don't think so. He said she was really nice when they were little. Why does she have to be a bad person just because you find her attractive? That's very strange.


She's very nice, she was basically the bay areas sweetheart for 20 years or so when I lived there. Always on the radio stations, doing charity stuff etc. Ain't no way that was an act.

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Mead
08/10/21 4:22:44 PM
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Ive never heard of her before today

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ClarkDuke
08/10/21 4:28:43 PM
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you mightve struck gold, so lock it down, jen. get pregnant, become a tiger mom and start pumping out olympic level skating babies, ok?

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ReggieTheReckless
08/10/21 4:34:26 PM
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Very cool. Take him iceskating and see if it's genetic
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teddy241
08/10/21 5:11:44 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I don't think so. He said she was really nice when they were little. Why does she have to be a bad person just because you find her attractive? That's very strange.

It's just hard to believe someone can be so perfect.
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MrMelodramatic
08/10/21 5:16:09 PM
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My cousin is dating Danny Trejos son and is part of a neat rock band

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Jen0125
08/10/21 5:18:46 PM
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Zareth posted...
I thought your tinder babe was Korean?

No, he's Japanese, Filippino and white.

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teddy241
08/10/21 5:21:41 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
No, he's Japanese, Filippino and white.

If he's anything like Kristi you lock that down.
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Jen0125
08/10/21 5:23:01 PM
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teddy241 posted...
If he's anything like Kristi you lock that down.

He is very very sweet and kind and really great and amazing so I hope we can be together for a while.

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Blighboy
08/10/21 5:29:44 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
No, he's Japanese, Filippino and white.
Like whole wheat bread

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Cruddy_horse
08/10/21 5:48:35 PM
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teddy241 posted...
It's just hard to believe someone can be so perfect.

Nobody, man, woman, inbetween or otherwise is perfect, stop building up an idea that someone can be.
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Krow_Incarnate
08/10/21 5:57:00 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
My cousin is dating Danny Trejos son and is part of a neat rock band
Oh, shit is that the one in Machete?

And who was also the Spy Kid?

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Mead
08/10/21 6:01:06 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Like whole wheat bread

lmao you fuckin madman

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UT1999
08/10/21 6:18:10 PM
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he is her cousin? do you have a photo of him with yamaguchi?

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MrMelodramatic
08/10/21 6:20:45 PM
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Krow_Incarnate posted...
Oh, shit is that the one in Machete?

And who was also the Spy Kid?
That's Danny, yeah. I'm not sure that his son is in those movies

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Jen0125
08/10/21 6:20:58 PM
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UT1999 posted...
he is her cousin? do you have a photo of him with yamaguchi?

Do I have a photo? Not personally. He has them. If I did have them I wouldn't post them here lmao


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Krow_Incarnate
08/10/21 8:55:14 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
That's Danny, yeah. I'm not sure that his son is in those movies
I was thinking of the wrong guy. However, Danny's son was paired with him in Machete.

https://i.imgur.com/62mhgWD.jpg

The one on the left is his son. The one on the right was one of the leads in Spy Kids.

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Mead
08/10/21 9:04:25 PM
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Krow_Incarnate posted...
The one on the right was one of the leads in Spy Kids.

I think that dude is engaged to Meghan Trainor

The All About that Bass woman

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