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Drpooplol
07/29/21 11:15:55 PM
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She was sitting at her desk when our cat jumped from his cat tree to the chandelier, trying to attack the light. It fell and shattered on her head. This thing was like 1/4 inch thick, and she was bleeding pretty good.

I couldn't go in with her cause of Covid. So now I'm just sitting at home with my baby feeling awful.

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Tyranthraxus
07/29/21 11:17:40 PM
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Ouch that sounds awful I hope she's gonna be okay

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AngelsNAirwav3s
07/29/21 11:17:58 PM
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Jesus.

Heads bleed like a son of a bitch, so it probably looks worse than it is. Hopefully just some stitches and no concussions!

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 11:18:00 PM
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@CanuckCowboy

This sounds like something Walter would do if you had a 1/4in thick chandelier.

I'm sorry though man I hope she's not too fucked from it.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 11:24:13 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@CanuckCowboy

This sounds like something Walter would do if you had a 1/4in thick chandelier.

I'm sorry though man I hope she's not too fucked from it.

Lol. He would.

But also that sucks tc. hope its just some superficial cuts.

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Drpooplol
07/29/21 11:25:31 PM
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She was just told it's going to be a couple of hours until she's admitted.

Jesus Christ

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dj1200
07/29/21 11:26:21 PM
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heads are tough, she'll be alright.

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I4NRulez
07/29/21 11:26:55 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
She was just told it's going to be a couple of hours until she's admitted.

Jesus Christ

She probably got evaluated and they didnt deem her to be an emergency. Gotta tell em you cant breathe

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kingdrake2
07/29/21 11:29:29 PM
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when one is better. may have to punish the cat in some way.
no tuna treats for trying to jump on the chandelier.
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monkmith
07/29/21 11:31:51 PM
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if she just needs stitches you should go to an urgent care.

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Drpooplol
07/29/21 11:33:06 PM
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monkmith posted...
if she just needs stitches you should go to an urgent care.
Urgent care isn't open at 10pm

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kingdrake2
07/29/21 11:33:25 PM
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monkmith posted...
if she just needs stitches you should go to an urgent care.


sometimes it may not be an option. depends on time of day.
my uncle had to go in late at night and there was not an option to use urgent care. emergency room to get seen was the only way.
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Tyranthraxus
07/29/21 11:34:29 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
She probably got evaluated and they didnt deem her to be an emergency. Gotta tell em you cant breathe

There's different levels of emergency. In lots of cases death is still inevitable without treatment but first aid can extend the window of time to treat by hours. If the skull hasn't been pierced then ice and pressure can hold you off for hours until a nurse can suture the wound.

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g0ldie
07/29/21 11:34:38 PM
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hope she recovers well.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 11:34:57 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
She probably got evaluated and they didnt deem her to be an emergency. Gotta tell em you cant breathe

My mom got sent home with heart failure once after I stayed up all night in the waiting room with her for 12 hours. Somewhere in the middle some little bitch came in with a scratch and went right in. I almost blew a gasket.

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teep_
07/29/21 11:43:48 PM
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Wishing her all the best
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HagenEx
07/29/21 11:45:34 PM
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Cats are dicks sometimes.

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Jiek_Fafn
07/29/21 11:48:00 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple has conditioned me to take topic titles like these as a joke. Instead this is filled with sobering reality.

Hope your wife feels better though. Probably just a few stitches but im assuming she'd rather have spent her evening in some other way.

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Drpooplol
07/29/21 11:53:27 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Cpt_Pineapple has conditioned me to take topic titles like these as a joke. Instead this is filled with sobering reality.

Hope your wife feels better though. Probably just a few stitches but im assuming she'd rather have spent her evening in some other way.
Yeah we have a wedding rehearsal to get to tomorrow, so we wanted to get plenty of sleep. I'm sure I'll be doing all the driving lol

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ExtremeLuchador
07/29/21 11:57:51 PM
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It's a good thing you didn't go. They'd try to say you hurt her. My dad's disabled second wife once tripped and fell and broke her nose and both her eyes got blackened. The hospital called the cops on him.

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Ruvan22
07/30/21 12:01:12 AM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Jesus.

Heads bleed like a son of a bitch, so it probably looks worse than it is. Hopefully just some stitches and no concussions!

This! Hoping for the best
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FortuneCookie
07/30/21 12:02:14 AM
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Hope she's doing well.

Hang in there. :(
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monkmith
07/30/21 12:03:46 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
My mom got sent home with heart failure once after I stayed up all night in the waiting room with her for 12 hours. Somewhere in the middle some little bitch came in with a scratch and went right in. I almost blew a gasket.
my dad walked in with a failing liver and kidneys and they had him waiting in the lobby for over an hour, they finally admitted him when he decided it would be easier to lay down and bleed on the floor...

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Drpooplol
07/30/21 12:09:04 AM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
It's a good thing you didn't go. They'd try to say you hurt her. My dad's disabled second wife once tripped and fell and broke her nose and both her eyes got blackened. The hospital called the cops on him.
Why do you have to be a fucking weirdo in a topic like this?

Fuck off

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/30/21 12:14:09 AM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
I don't really care about you or your pretend wife.

And yet here you are.

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Drpooplol
07/30/21 1:30:00 AM
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Well that was an easy block.

And still waiting in the lobby...

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DocileOrangeCup
07/30/21 1:40:43 AM
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Drpooplol
07/30/21 1:57:35 AM
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Just called back now after almost 3 hours

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newhorrorguy
07/30/21 2:00:38 AM
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Man I couldn't imagine how I'd feel in that. When my wife had a car accident, I could see the ambulance up the street but I was stuck in traffic, most terrifying thing I've ever experienced

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Drpooplol
07/30/21 3:37:58 AM
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Just got home, she's okay. No stitches, no concussion

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MabusIncarnate
07/30/21 3:39:07 AM
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Good to hear man

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Ruvan22
07/30/21 9:28:59 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
Just got home, she's okay. No stitches, no concussion

Yay!
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