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weekoldhotdog
07/26/21 7:08:36 PM
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Just like in the Olympics, we'll throw out the lowest and highest number and just average the remaining numbers to figure out the average dick size of the average CEman.

Rather than do a poll however; we'll just mark down the number of inches we can provide on a "good day".

So for me to count, I have to peel back about 1 inch worth of foreskin revealing about 3/4ths of usable tip to penetrate with. Don't by shy, drop your fly!

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BuckVanHammer
07/26/21 7:10:27 PM
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you want yards or meters?

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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/21 7:10:37 PM
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7 1/2 I think. Maybe I was being generous when I measured it 10 years ago.

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ROBANN_88
07/26/21 7:11:06 PM
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about 24 inches

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weekoldhotdog
07/26/21 7:12:13 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
you want yards or meters?

You can use a tape measure if you want

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Lairen
07/26/21 7:12:57 PM
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Everyone lies about this.

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weekoldhotdog
07/26/21 7:14:09 PM
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Lairen posted...
Everyone lies about this.

Yeah but when a man tells you a number, you divide by 3 and you get the actual number.

Haven't you heard about the rule of 3's?

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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/21 7:16:25 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Yeah but when a man tells you a number, you divide by 3 and you get the actual number.

Haven't you heard about the rule of 3's?

You caught me, I'm 2 1/2 inches and hate myself.

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BloodMoon7
07/26/21 7:17:09 PM
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I think they are all 3 inches. So if you divide by three um...

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Bleuets
07/26/21 7:20:02 PM
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Put me down for 7 1/2
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weekoldhotdog
07/26/21 7:20:39 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
So TC is asking for everyone to send him pics?

I mean, you don't see me specifically stating -not- to send me dick pics

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Unsugarized_Foo
07/26/21 7:21:43 PM
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Two hours long

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weekoldhotdog
07/26/21 7:22:04 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Two hours long

/grabs popcorn

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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/21 7:23:10 PM
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Bleuets posted...
Put me down for 7 1/2



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R1masher
07/26/21 7:23:13 PM
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About two inches from your mouth

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JBaLLEN66
07/26/21 7:23:32 PM
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7.5

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slipknirvana
07/26/21 7:25:10 PM
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Sounds like a prelude to a deez nuts joke.
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weekoldhotdog
07/26/21 7:27:03 PM
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slipknirvana posted...
Sounds like a prelude to a deez nuts joke.

What makes a slapping sound when it bounces off yo butt cheeks?

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Pitlord_Special
07/26/21 7:33:31 PM
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I have a micro

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WilliamPorygon
07/28/21 3:34:33 AM
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5 inches, I measured it just for this topic

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