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IfGodCouldDie
07/29/21 8:08:34 PM
#302:


Damn I'm sorry Smackems. I hope everything works out quickly and easily.

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Smackems
07/29/21 8:09:26 PM
#303:


Thank y'all. We're gonna kick it's ass and I'm gonna kick the parking garage's ass

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 8:31:44 PM
#304:


Kick all their asses!

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 8:33:17 PM
#305:


When she beats it you should celebrate by blowing the parking garage up.

Frame a pitbull.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 8:36:02 PM
#306:


Got this text from the old lady today:

"Jesus what's with all the hostility! Why you gotta get so mad about everything? Do I really fucking piss you off that bad? Or is it just that im stupid and always wrong and you are always right? Fuck anger management and couples counseling here we come!"

I replied "I'll go, but you probably won't have time to go with me"

Then when she got to work we didn't speak one word to each other. I didn't even look at her once. When the day was over I got up with my backpack and left out the back door as quick as I could.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 8:41:56 PM
#307:


Johnny i am the last dude who should be giving relationship advice but man I love ya and I think its way past time to leave that one behind.

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Smackems
07/29/21 8:43:33 PM
#308:


CanuckCowboy posted...
When she beats it you should celebrate by blowing the parking garage up.

Frame a pitbull.
I'll just fly a plane into it

I would fucking TEAR UP some jack n coke right now

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 8:45:10 PM
#309:


To be honest I was good before her, then I was great with her, and now im miserable with her avoiding everything. Increased drinking by a lot. I still can't pull the trigger on breaking this off. If she does it, and I am finding difficult to believe she will unless I do something major, then i'll feel better about it ending. Otherwise, i'm going to constantly go through life 2nd guessing myself.

Time to drink!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjuEmSPxuSc

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 8:48:16 PM
#310:


Smackems posted...
I'll just fly a plane into it

I would fucking TEAR UP some jack n coke right now

I've done so good cutting back the last few months but im on my third day of a drinking nonstop outside of work hours bender.

I dont wanna complain about relatively little shit though. Also I admire you not drinking for 6 years or whatever you said it was.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 8:51:14 PM
#311:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
To be honest I was good before her, then I was great with her, and now im miserable with her avoiding everything. Increased drinking by a lot. I still can't pull the trigger on breaking this off. If she does it, and I am finding difficult to believe she will unless I do something major, then i'll feel better about it ending. Otherwise, i'm going to constantly go through life 2nd guessing myself.

Time to drink!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjuEmSPxuSc

I feel like she won't. Cause its sorta like whatever works for her you're accepting it in the end. Do something major and see where it leads. I've never been with someone much longer than a year and I have no context outside this topic and maybe I shouldn't say shit but I feel like a time of reckoning is past due however it plays out.

I'm not trying to yell you shit so sorry if that's overstepping.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 8:52:13 PM
#312:


I'm listening to fucktons of tim steinfort and getting hammered.


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 8:52:40 PM
#313:


No the thing is i'm not happy with where this is going and she thinks we're getting married. The problem is we're not unless this changes. She has no idea i'm not even thinking about marriage right now.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 8:54:53 PM
#314:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No the thing is i'm not happy with where this is going and she thinks we're getting married. The problem is we're not unless this changes. She has no idea i'm not even thinking about marriage right now.

Good. It obviously to change before that can happen.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 8:56:09 PM
#315:


Exactly. In a weird way i'm glad this happened today. She needs to know somethings fucked.

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Smackems
07/29/21 9:01:55 PM
#316:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I've done so good cutting back the last few months but im on my third day of a drinking nonstop outside of work hours bender.

I dont wanna complain about relatively little shit though. Also I admire you not drinking for 6 years or whatever you said it was.
Yeah I quit January 17 2015

Cold turkey. I had had enough

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 9:02:24 PM
#317:


I'll drink to that.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 9:10:27 PM
#318:


Smackems posted...
Yeah I quit January 17 2015

Cold turkey. I had had enough

I feel like I'm sorta getting there. I dont know though cause I live liquor.

God I wanna post tim steinfort videos but I can't cause cause even the ones with Jenny woo or Sonya chagas or whoever that super cool black violinist guy is are probly gonna get taken wrong.

I did fucking stupid amounts of coke a large part of my life and I've done it maybe 3 times in 2 or 3 years now.

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Smackems
07/29/21 9:11:32 PM
#319:


I didn't drink every day though. It became actually like a twice a month thing.

But when I did drink, I drank a LOT, and I didn't stop until it was all gone

And I do mean ALL gone

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 9:15:41 PM
#320:


Smackems posted...
I didn't drink every day though. It became actually like a twice a month thing.

But when I did drink, I drank a LOT, and I didn't stop until it was all gone

And I do mean ALL gone

Yeah I spent 10+ years ears drinking beers everyday and I really surprised myself cutting back but now when I do I drink so fucking much. What was a rarity is just oh yeah there goes that 26 I hope its before 9 so I can wash it down with some beers.


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 9:20:01 PM
#321:


You always get more than you can possibly drink so you never run out.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 9:25:45 PM
#322:


"I'm a free flowing particle of human and the environments the thing that's the problem"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtWgvQslE0

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 9:28:37 PM
#323:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You always get more than you can possibly drink so you never run out.

I intentionally do not do that. Lol

2 Saturdays or the one before, I dont know which, but I had a 40 of rum and a case of beer and me and Walter hiked way the fuck out to where the water treatment plant is and long story short we both passed out on this road that is blocked off and never used but it occurred to me as the sun was coming up that maybe being 5km to nowhere passed out on an abandoned road with your cat was problematic.


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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 9:29:52 PM
#324:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"I'm a free flowing particle of human and the environments the thing that's the problem"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtWgvQslE0

Whoah. Corey is hard as fuck for a change.

J need swewrnet.


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 9:34:58 PM
#325:


That wasn't Corey that was Terry.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 9:35:51 PM
#326:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That wasn't Corey that was Terry.

Ouch. I shoulda realized that.

I thought it was old Corey returning.


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Smackems
07/29/21 9:36:59 PM
#327:


Problem was that I would also drink everyone else's till it was gone too lol

I was pretty well liked so nobody ever really got pissed at me about it

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MabusIncarnate
07/29/21 9:37:51 PM
#328:


This new Game Pass game The Ascent seems pretty cool, top down cyberpunk twin stick RPG. Not a big download either, worth giving a shot for sure.

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Smackems
07/29/21 9:39:03 PM
#329:


MabusIncarnate posted...
This new Game Pass game The Ascent seems pretty cool, top down cyberpunk twin stick RPG. Not a big download either, worth giving a shot for sure.
Oh man I loved twin stick shooters in the 360 era. Seems like they kinda went nearly extinct in xbone era

I'll see if it's on switch. Might grab it and probably never play it

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 9:39:24 PM
#330:


God I'm watching this touring doc about Jenny woo and tim steinfort again and fuck its so good. Steinfort is amazing and from the Netherlands and just an underground legend and Jenny woo is fucking incredible.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 9:40:26 PM
#331:


That old Sega top down shooter smash TV or whatever it was called was awesome. I have it on a genesis collection but my 360 isn't hooked up.

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YugiNoob
07/29/21 9:40:41 PM
#332:


Oh yeah, something super awkward happened yesterday on my way back home from work. When I was walking to the bus stop, I was playing PvP in Azur Lane (it's all auto so I just glance down to check on it now and then). And then... it happened...

Just as I raise my head to look up, a big gust of wind blows this chick's skirt way up. I see full panties, and as you might expect, she looks around to see if anyone saw. Our eyes meet. She sees a dude holding his phone horizontally who just saw her panties. I instantly look back down at my phone and this time just keep them there D:

I walked ahead of her and held my phone up higher so hopefully she saw that I was playing a game and not recording her.

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Smackems
07/29/21 9:41:55 PM
#333:


YugiNoob posted...
Oh yeah, something super awkward happened yesterday on my way back home from work. When I was walking to the bus stop, I was playing PvP in Azur Lane (it's all auto so I just glance down to check on it now and then). And then... it happened...

Just as I raise my head to look up, a big gust of wind blows this chick's skirt way up. I see full panties, and as you might expect, she looks around to see if anyone saw. Our eyes meet. She sees a dude holding his phone horizontally who just saw her panties. I instantly look back down at my phone and this time just keep them there D:

I walked ahead of her and held my phone up higher so hopefully she saw that I was playing a game and not recording her.
Well.. was it a nice view tho

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 9:42:35 PM
#334:


When your eyes met did your hearts both melt? You should have said "I understand what happened, come away with me"

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MabusIncarnate
07/29/21 9:43:18 PM
#335:


Smackems posted...
Oh man I loved twin stick shooters in the 360 era. Seems like they kinda went nearly extinct in xbone era

I'll see if it's on switch. Might grab it and probably never play it
I always took pride in the fact that I could break 500k score in Geometry Wars, I love the genre too. The Assault Heroes games and those Alien Breed games were awesome too. This game reminds me of the same style as Alien Breed, they made like 3 of those on 360.

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Smackems
07/29/21 9:44:25 PM
#336:


I played a bunch of them coop. I think my favorites are the Lara Croft ones

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YugiNoob
07/29/21 9:45:32 PM
#337:


Eh, it would've been better if the chick was hotter. She wasn't ugly, but still not one that I would make a move on :<

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 9:46:19 PM
#338:


Did she have shit stains?

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Smackems
07/29/21 9:47:16 PM
#339:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did she have shit stains?
Asking the real questions

Are you sure it was a gust of wind? Coulda been a feminine floof

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 9:47:48 PM
#340:


This doc has some of the best music of any doc ever.

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YugiNoob
07/29/21 9:50:21 PM
#341:


No shit stains D:

And it was a GIGANTIC gust of wind.

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 10:29:27 PM
#342:


Oh is your face bleeding? My ears are back and I'm not making eye contact so that clearly has nothing to do with me...



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Smackems
07/29/21 10:36:15 PM
#343:


I just fed the raccoons a bunch of leftover Mac n cheese, pork chops bbq, speckled butter beans, cornbread and popcorn

They lit INTO THAT shit. I walked to the edge of the porch to pee and here come a possum

They eatin good tonight. Just hope they don't choke on a porkchop bone

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 10:36:23 PM
#344:


Oh shit I forgot there was a part 2 to the texts:

"I don't know why you are soooo stressed with me and having these outbursts all the time lately... they called that type of volitile defensiveness a shame or guilt complex in psychology. Figure out why you are so angry with the world or youself and stop taking it out on me. I haven't done anything to you. I don't appreciate you getting so mad and blowing up at me all the time lately."

So.... I'm hostile, volitile, I need to see a pyschiatrist, and she still wants to marry me?

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Smackems
07/29/21 10:59:55 PM
#345:


Johnny I don't wanna get too into your thing but you really need to break this shit off

I just bought Vigil The Longest Night on Switch. Hope I'll play it for a few minutes

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MabusIncarnate
07/29/21 11:01:55 PM
#346:


Smackems posted...
Johnny I don't wanna get too into your thing but you really need to break this shit off

I just bought Vigil The Longest Night on Switch. Hope I'll play it for a few minutes
Game looks awesome tbh, i've had my eye on it

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Smackems
07/29/21 11:03:10 PM
#347:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Game looks awesome tbh, i've had my eye on it
I've read it's kinda floaty but good

Also looking at Blasphemous but I dunno if I need a hard game rn

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IfGodCouldDie
07/29/21 11:03:42 PM
#348:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh shit I forgot there was a part 2 to the texts:

"I don't know why you are soooo stressed with me and having these outbursts all the time lately... they called that type of volitile defensiveness a shame or guilt complex in psychology. Figure out why you are so angry with the world or youself and stop taking it out on me. I haven't done anything to you. I don't appreciate you getting so mad and blowing up at me all the time lately."

So.... I'm hostile, volitile, I need to see a pyschiatrist, and she still wants to marry me?
Tell her your angry because you haven't received a call or text from since the 4th

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/29/21 11:04:53 PM
#349:


I kinda wanna go to couples therapy though. Not payin for that shit i'll go to the university to do it for some asshole graduate student. Just to do it. Do they let you take alcohol in those things?

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 11:05:58 PM
#350:


I'm working on my latest lis play thru.

I dont understand how it came out in 2013 but its one of my nostalgia games like parasite eve or even shows a la buffy.

On so many levels its bad but also god I fucking love this game.

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MabusIncarnate
07/29/21 11:06:15 PM
#351:


Just bring a big gatorade and dump out half and put in a pint of vodka

Makeshift stealth flask

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