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Smackems
07/21/21 9:56:38 PM
#251:


I just felt on a cats nuts. Not proud of it

It's another stray and I was trying to see what it was. It's fluffy and orange

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Ryuko_Chan
07/21/21 10:39:15 PM
#252:


Wincing through a few oversized cold-then-cool-then-kinda-warm ones is the manliest way to drink. Not because there's anything inherently macho about it, but for the strictly definitional reason that women never voluntarily choose to drink beer that's half the price(!) triple the size(!) double the alcohol(!) and a third the quality. I like women a lot, but the fact that they let one little negative outweigh three glaring positives doesn't exactly help overcome stereotypes about their math skills.

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Questionmarktarius
07/22/21 2:26:55 AM
#253:


so... am I wrong in thinking Blackstar is the best Bowie album?

I haven't gone through a lot of whole Bowie albums (David Bowie 1967, David Bowie 1969, Ziggy Stardust, The Next Day), and Blackstar crushes all of those.
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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:14:13 AM
#254:


Oh hey someone doesn't like my posts. How swell.


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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:14:57 AM
#255:


I did get pretty sauced last night. Been a whie since I fell on my silly ass.


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Ryuko_Chan
07/22/21 3:15:05 AM
#256:


Is it acceptable to ask a cashier for her number

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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:15:31 AM
#257:


Ryuko_Chan posted...
Is it acceptable to ask a cashier for her number
Yes.

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Questionmarktarius
07/22/21 3:18:14 AM
#258:


MI4 REAL posted...
Oh hey someone doesn't like my posts. How swell.
Who's reporting your shit in the drinking thread? We don't do that here.
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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:19:15 AM
#259:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Who's reporting your shit in the drinking thread? We don't do that here.
I got blocked not modded.

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Questionmarktarius
07/22/21 3:20:18 AM
#260:


MI4 REAL posted...
I got blocked not modded.
give us the post numbers that are missing, and we'll sort this out.
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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:23:09 AM
#261:


Johnny blocked me apparently because he doesn't like my randomness.

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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:23:33 AM
#262:


I got no one on block.

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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:36:05 AM
#263:


I don't mark shit here. I rarely do that.

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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:44:12 AM
#264:


Well I'll tell you one thing. More like three.

I'm bored.

These topics rule.

And if has anything to with HVAC. I'm gonna run the fuck outta here.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/22/21 3:44:43 AM
#265:


Ryuko_Chan posted...
Is it acceptable to ask a cashier for her number

I've thought about it a few times but simply can't now because I'm too godamn loyal to someone possibly crazy.

I'd do it though just for the fuck. She's probably not gonna be all that there.

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MI4 REAL
07/22/21 3:49:26 AM
#266:


Stay single.

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TreyFlowers
07/22/21 5:16:39 AM
#267:


@Johnny_Nutcase I don't mean to push the narrative or hope that it happens but this song makes me think of you and your fiance with the stories you tell. Also it's a killer album opener.

https://youtu.be/UmSEO8GJX50

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MarcoRubio
07/22/21 3:17:28 PM
#269:


Degenerates!

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Smackems
07/22/21 3:18:54 PM
#270:


MarcoRubio posted...
Degenerates!
I don't think I'm gonna vote for you in 2016

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MarcoRubio
07/22/21 3:19:57 PM
#271:


Smackems posted...
I don't think I'm gonna vote for you in 2016

That's how we turn this ship around!

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CanuckCowboy
07/22/21 3:21:43 PM
#272:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh man, leave a trail of breadcrumbs so you know how to get back

Also the Seattle Kraken are gonna SUCK. Expansion draft happened today, their team is looking pretty rough. They didn't even take Carey Price wtf, happy for you though Canuck your boy gets to stay in town.

Yeah woulda been weird to see him go like that. I didnt expect them to take him though cause he was only waiving his neck for the exemption draft and it would've remain in place for Seattle if they got him.

Also right now it sounds like he's gonna be out a big part of next season due to the lingering hip injury.

I dont get Seattle's choices though... they could have iced a much better team with what was available. But they do have a lot of cap space left afaik.

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Smackems
07/22/21 4:11:55 PM
#273:


I'm going to shoot my phone with a fucking gun

It constantly loses connection with good service, shuts off randomly, freezes up a lot, etc. Lost connection with a DOCTOR twice today and never got to speak with him, so now I'm at the doctor's office. I can't have a phone that does that shit

When I get a new one I'm going to shoot it

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CanuckCowboy
07/22/21 5:08:40 PM
#274:


Smackems posted...
I'm going to shoot my phone with a fucking gun

It constantly loses connection with good service, shuts off randomly, freezes up a lot, etc. Lost connection with a DOCTOR twice today and never got to speak with him, so now I'm at the doctor's office. I can't have a phone that does that shit

When I get a new one I'm going to shoot it

21st century elvis.

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TreyFlowers
07/22/21 5:51:57 PM
#275:


Last night I just had a six pack and took two sleeping tablets before bed and this morning I feel like a truck's hit me.

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MabusIncarnate
07/22/21 6:30:35 PM
#276:


Eat a big breakfast man, you'll feel better. Even if you feel sick to your stomach, power through some eggs and whatnot, your body will start processing that stuff and it will ease hangover symptoms.

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TreyFlowers
07/22/21 6:35:39 PM
#277:


I think it's the sleeping tablets tbh, it's not hangover symptoms I just feel so groggy and sleepy still

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TreyFlowers
07/22/21 6:52:03 PM
#278:


Just had my second coffee and starting to wake back up. I could sure go for a line of coke right now

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IfGodCouldDie
07/22/21 6:59:51 PM
#279:


TreyFlowers posted...
Just had my second coffee and starting to wake back up. I could sure go for a line of coke right now
I could always go for one.

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Smackems
07/22/21 7:00:46 PM
#280:


I want one or 20

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a-c-a-b
07/22/21 8:05:07 PM
#281:


Awww yeah, dudes.

I'm off work for the next 11 days.
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SauI_Goodman
07/22/21 8:07:06 PM
#282:


Only if its guy on top 69

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TreyFlowers
07/22/21 8:10:37 PM
#283:


a-c-a-b posted...
Awww yeah, dudes.

I'm off work for the next 11 days.

Jealous. I work next week then I have Mon-Wed off the following

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Stewman_Magoo
07/22/21 9:13:49 PM
#284:


My last 2 onions from seed. The first one was fried and placed on some burgers.



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Johnny_Nutcase
07/22/21 9:15:20 PM
#285:


At first glance I thought those were a couple of weird lookin tits.

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MabusIncarnate
07/22/21 9:20:08 PM
#286:


Guys Roombo is a great indie game, you are a roomba vacuum and you are protecting the house from burglars. It's super gory, funny and it's only $5

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Smackems
07/22/21 9:25:55 PM
#287:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
At first glance I thought those were a couple of weird lookin tits.
I thought it was balls


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Ryuko_Chan
07/22/21 10:24:25 PM
#288:


Why does IPA make me sleepy

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MabusIncarnate
07/22/21 10:30:38 PM
#289:


It contains l-tryptophan which is the same chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner

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Smackems
07/22/21 10:58:15 PM
#290:


That was weirdly in-depth

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MabusIncarnate
07/22/21 11:01:33 PM
#292:


I completely made that up, there isn't l-tryptophan in beer

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MabusIncarnate
07/22/21 11:02:23 PM
#294:


I think I will too, it sounded good at least

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Stewman_Magoo
07/22/21 11:06:50 PM
#295:


Ryuko_Chan posted...
Why does IPA make me sleepy

Hops are a member of the Cannabis family. Some hops are enriched with lupulin which is like a concentrate of the resins found in hops when they dry up (kinda like keef on marijuana).

Also... IPAs are usually strong

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Smackems
07/22/21 11:32:01 PM
#296:


Wtf Mabus you LIED to us

Our beer trust is broken

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Ryuko_Chan
07/23/21 12:15:42 AM
#297:


Drank every night the last 4 nights

feels weird man

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MabusIncarnate
07/23/21 12:18:08 AM
#298:


You just striving to be a heavy drinker or something weighing heavy on you?

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a-c-a-b
07/23/21 12:22:00 AM
#299:


Ryuko_Chan posted...
Drank every night the last 4 nights

feels weird man

Smoke weed instead. Drinking is great but it'll fuck up your life eventually.
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Ryuko_Chan
07/23/21 12:28:16 AM
#300:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You just striving to be a heavy drinker or something weighing heavy on you?
well I was about to say Im just bored but I dont think thats why, tbh. I guess its part I like how it feels, part heavy things weighing on me, part it makes me feel social

a-c-a-b posted...
Smoke weed instead. Drinking is great but it'll fuck up your life eventually.
Idk I havent gotten high in like 2 years. Started making me mad paranoid

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