Current Events > Drinking Topic 69 - Karma is like 69, you get what you give

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Pandamonic posted...

RIP Big Red

Smackems posted...

Dicks out for big Red

I fuckin love you guys.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Damn I totally forgot about the Olympics. I need to find out when they're going to show BMX and Skateboarding. Probably at like 3am im guessing.

Same.

God I can't wait for bmx in the Olympics.

A ton of my favourite riders from high-school are olympic coaches now and I'm like oh thats cool you killed it at life and bmx and I suck at both...

Oh wait also you're actually only 5 years older than me and somehow in hs you seemed old but now I'm old and also suck.

>_>

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I actually really love gymnastics in the Olympics. And the running events.

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TreyFlowers posted...

I actually really love gymnastics in the Olympics. And the running events.

I was like 14 when Donovan Bailey talked shit and destroyed Micheal Johnsons bitch ass in the catch race 150 meters afyer.... and thats my best Olympic memory.

Even canadian media shit on Bailey for talking so much shit but God I loved it. Just smashed johnson.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

But the more you know about light, ph, a ton of different techniques, and proper nutrients it can make an unbelievably huge difference in terms of yield and potency. Like worlds of difference.

Yeah that's probably why I felt like they were delicate. My wife is both talented and a perfectionist. She was super particular about how they were treated so I assumed they were more delicate then they actually are.

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The time zone trick is working wonders for cooking this Mac n cheese

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I've been getting rather hostile lately, and it's not making much sense.

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MI4 REAL posted...

I've been getting rather hostile lately, and it's not making much sense.

At certain people or just in general? I'm finding as I get older my patience and tolerance is wearing more thin.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

At certain people or just in general? I'm finding as I get older my patience and tolerance is wearing more thin.

It's kind of hard to tell. Back then I think I was MORE angry at the world (which I shouldn't have been) but go 20 years forward and I seem to be less angry, but far more disdainful and hateful.

I could not give you a "certain person" aspect, as I don't know enough people, nor do I go out much.

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Life is fuckin weird boys. I had some shit happen today that made me literally wanna just fight someone and storm around like fuck I hope someone randomly fights me.

Then I got home and my older and really heavy neighbour (this building doesn't have an elevator) was coming home with her groceries and I wanted to ignore her and storm upstairs so bad but I couldn't so I carried her groceries up and then helped her up and fucking wow... I'm in a way better mood.

I went from fuck sakes I can't be a total dick so I'll help to helping even more to like oh shit I guess maybe I don't hate everything.

Like literally on my 10 minute walk home some guy looked at me in a way angry me took as some kinda bs angry glare and I stink eyed him back and genuinely wanted a fight so bad... but 10 mins later its like dude the fuck is wrong with you you want someone to fight you?

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I'm the same way, even if i'm in a parking lot and I see a little old man or woman loading their car, I offer to help and take their cart back to the corral for them. There needs to be more good in this world.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm the same way, even if i'm in a parking lot and I see a little old man or woman loading their car, I offer to help and take their cart back to the corral for them. There needs to be more good in this world.

Yeah man. I can't not help people when it's like it costs me nothing and it's clearly saving them a lot of effort.

If I had just stormed past her and not done shit I'd be just as mad at the world as I was previously but it really helped me more than or as much as her. Walter is being an absolute shit show jerkface and its hilarious. If I got in my apartment in the mood I was in before id be mad at him too.

Now I'm like fuck yeah Walter you bounce off the walls and ninja bite me. Then again spazzy crack Walter never fails to cheer me up eventually. It just takes a lot of determination on his part. Lol.

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My cats usually get the zoomies right after dinner before a long nap, then without fail, around 3-4 am every day, has to be on and off the bed that we are trying to sleep on. They wrestle rough, bang into everything, no lack of clumsiness. When they do it at night though, never fails to make me laugh a bit.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

My cats usually get the zoomies right after dinner before a long nap, then without fail, around 3-4 am every day, has to be on and off the bed that we are trying to sleep on. They wrestle rough, bang into everything, no lack of clumsiness. When they do it at night though, never fails to make me laugh a bit.

Walter had a phase where he was just a typical dickhead teen and never slept on my bed for probly close to a year... he does again but he also inevitably bites my feet so thats a point of contention. Also if he's locked out of my bedroom for reasons of company or just self care he starts running at my door and shoulder smashing it. Its very loud and I just hope my neighbourds can't hear it.

I dont even know if he shoulders it really bit I assume so cause there's no way he makes that much impact head first.

I'm glad he's more cuddly again but fuck he's aggressively cuddly.

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Old friend of mine used to say "happens like that on them big jobs"

It would apply here I think

And my cats and dogs have had the zoomies all night. Made me and my buddy laugh


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Walter is gettin learnt with ricky boys.



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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm the same way, even if i'm in a parking lot and I see a little old man or woman loading their car, I offer to help and take their cart back to the corral for them. There needs to be more good in this world.

Saw someone literally taking a pic of a abandoned baby seat at the side of the damn road.

I remembered 10 years ago this was an old carjacking trick.

Surprised me, this shit just doesn't happen around here.

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Awww fuck thats how ya make a bird feeder huh?



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Where is this Ricky fuck?



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MI4 REAL posted...

Saw someone literally taking a pic of a abandoned baby seat at the side of the damn road.

I remembered 10 years ago this was an old carjacking trick.

Surprised me, this shit just doesn't happen around here.

What's that, put a covered baby seat at the side of the road, someone will pull over to check and make sure there isn't a baby in there, meanwhile someone jumps into your running car and ganks it?

Also I really need to watch this Swearnet stuff more, there's seemingly a lot of stuff I haven't seen.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

What's that, put a covered baby seat at the side of the road, someone will pull over to check and make sure there isn't a baby in there, meanwhile someone jumps into your running car and ganks it?

Also I really need to watch this Swearnet stuff more, there's seemingly a lot of stuff I haven't seen.

Possibly.

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Swearnet is great.

There's a lot on youtube if you don't wanna subscribe.


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MabusIncarnate posted...

What's that, put a covered baby seat at the side of the road, someone will pull over to check and make sure there isn't a baby in there, meanwhile someone jumps into your running car and ganks it?

Also I really need to watch this Swearnet stuff more, there's seemingly a lot of stuff I haven't seen.

I heard it was a trick about 10 years back. You'd get of you car, and it was a decoy.

Call the police if you see this.

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Oh fuck I almost forgot.

Down at the lake today a dozen ducks just befriended me and my friend and her kid. It was awesome. I was swimming around under water with adolescent ducks swimming with me. I could see the underwater view of duck feet paddling. It was so cool.

All these ducks had no fear of us and kept chasing the ball we were throwing. They were chill af and just played with us for like an hour. It was so neat.

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^ that's so fucking cool dude!

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That's so cool, I still wanna see a beaver. They apparently live here and are common and widespread across natural water, and there is a metric shit ton of lakes, rivers, streams, waterfalls here and I fish a lot. Never once have I seen a beaver, if I do i'll snap a pic lol. I don't even really remember seeing any kinds of dams or damage caused by them.

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Pandamonic posted...

^ that's so fucking cool dude!

I wanted some video of the ducks so bad but it was like eh you can either experience it or potentially fuck it up going g back to shore to get a phone.

They were so awesome though. I've never had ducks approach and be that tame in water.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

That's so cool, I still wanna see a beaver. They apparently live here and are common and widespread across natural water, and there is a metric shit ton of lakes, rivers, streams, waterfalls here and I fish a lot. Never once have I seen a beaver, if I do i'll snap a pic lol. I don't even really remember seeing any kinds of dams or damage caused by them.

Lol. I'll get some beaver pics soon.

Walter has a love hate relationship with them. He loves hanging out watching g ek at night but he doesn't retain the memory of their tails slapping so anytime it happens he gets scared shitless.

The first time he ever saw it is a core memory. He was out on a branch hanging in the water and the slap made him jump like 5 feet in the air. Lol.

I think I even had it on video on an old phone. I've rarely laughed that hard in my life.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

I wanted some video of the ducks so bad but it was like eh you can either experience it or potentially fuck it up going g back to shore to get a phone.

They were so awesome though. I've never had ducks approach and be that tame in water.

Ducks are cool! Me and a friend used to ditch school and go to a park, just to watch the ducks and drink some beers. It's so funny when they dip their heads in the water, their ass points straight up, it looks so comical. Those ducks would approach us as well, sometimes they'd even get aggressive lol

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Pandamonic posted...

Ducks are cool! Me and a friend used to ditch school and go to a park, just to watch the ducks and drink some beers. It's so funny when they dip their heads in the water, their ass points straight up, it looks so comical. Those ducks would approach us as well, sometimes they'd even get aggressive lol

Ducks really are awesome. One of the most human friendly animals I've come across ever.

I fed one a whole KitKat once when I was in hs and later in life I came to feel bad about it.

But hopefully it was fine and just told all its duck bros about the sweet ass giant chocolate bar it chawed down l.

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I might be fuckered up

Out of seltzer dammit

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Were all fuckered here smackems.

We all float.

Walter wants to kill you in your dreams.

I mean wait I only typed two sentences anything you see after we all float and this sentence is clearly just in your mind. Anyone who sees anything other than that is clearly on dmt.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Were all fuckered here smackems.

We all float.

Walter wants to kill you in your dreams.

I mean wait I only typed two sentences anything you see after we all float and this sentence is clearly just in your mind. Anyone who sees anything other than that is clearly on dmt.

Walter can kill me but I'm gonna pet the shit out of him first

I want tater salad. Weird sudden craving for tater

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Smackems posted...

Walter can kill me but I'm gonna pet the shit out of him first

I want tater salad. Weird sudden craving for tater

Omg id eat some potater salad so hard about now.

If it was up to me you could pet Walter with zero consequences.

Lmao as I typed this i realized there's blood all over my wrist. Hes so gentle yet so... sharp.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Ducks really are awesome. One of the most human friendly animals I've come across ever.

I fed one a whole KitKat once when I was in hs and later in life I came to feel bad about it.

But hopefully it was fine and just told all its duck bros about the sweet ass giant chocolate bar it chawed down l.

Dude that sweet ass giant chocolate bar is the stuff of legends in the world of ducks now. They chase it, night and day, without rest.
Here's an image of a duck asking some people if they have a delicious Kitkat for him.

Ok so it's not a duck but I really like this image.

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Pandamonic posted...

Dude that sweet ass giant chocolate bar is the stuff of legends in the world of ducks now. They chase it, night and day, without rest.
Here's an image of a duck asking some people if they have a delicious Kitkat for him.

Ok so it's not a duck but I really like this image.

lmao

Canuck you wanna make the new topic? We are near 500 again. Burning through these topics.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Omg id eat some potater salad so hard about now.

If it was up to me you could pet Walter with zero consequences.

Lmao as I typed this i realized there's blood all over my wrist. Hes so gentle yet so... sharp.

It's the price we pay for loving on fuzzies

I can't believe that little raccoon nugget let me pet it the way it did last night. It didn't give two shits that a giant white monkey was rubbing its back. Hell it may have liked it

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Pandamonic posted...

Dude that sweet ass giant chocolate bar is the stuff of legends in the world of ducks now. They chase it, night and day, without rest.
Here's an image of a duck asking some people if they have a delicious Kitkat for him.

Ok so it's not a duck but I really like this image.

Omg that is incredible. Dinosaurs still exist among us.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

lmao

Canuck you wanna make the new topic? We are near 500 again. Burning through these topics.

Oh shit it is close. Sure. I have no title idea but I'll do er.

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Do er good canuck

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You got this I believe in you

Also check post 1 and 2 of this topic for the full tag list if you just wanna copy paste

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https://youtu.be/VScSEXRwUqQ

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The anticipation for Canuck to do it is palpable

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Stomp it down the drain!

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I can't capn there's a dingleberry stuck in it

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Walter smash fuckers.

Damn i just said that for 500

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Tingle me dingle

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https://youtu.be/CpuZG3hBILU

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