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Christian RULES
07/14/21 12:38:14 AM
#1:


do ya? do ya?


even if you're single, or just hanging out with a female fran, or even at work.

sex can happen unexpectedly and u wanna be prepared, you know what i'm shaying?

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Christian RULES
07/14/21 1:16:52 AM
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to those saying no, lets say you're at a house party, and a hot chick says to "hey ugly, this bedroom's empty, let's fuck", do you do it RAW? or do you make a quick run to the store to buy a condom pack first?

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Lairen
07/14/21 1:18:02 AM
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Im married.

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Christian RULES
07/14/21 10:47:39 AM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
When I was in college I kept some with me at times lol

My man!

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MrMallard
07/14/21 10:49:09 AM
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I try to, but lately I've fallen off with the habit. It's easy to fall into the habit of carrying one in your wallet for too long, which weakens the condom and makes it easier to break. If you're doing that, you need to replace it regularly.

Also pay the people the money you promised, welcher

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bsp77
07/14/21 10:49:39 AM
#7:


No, in a relationship

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Questionmarktarius
07/14/21 10:52:01 AM
#8:


The chances of "suddenly sex!" seem incredibly unlikely to me.
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R1masher
07/14/21 10:52:12 AM
#9:


yes, in me

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Shezarr
07/14/21 10:53:57 AM
#10:


Christianrules pretending he's ever had sex

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viewmaster_pi
07/14/21 10:54:58 AM
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i keep one on all the time in case someone shakes my hand

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bsp77
07/14/21 10:55:13 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The chances of "suddenly sex!" seem incredibly unlikely to me.
Meh, it's happened a few times

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monkmith
07/14/21 10:58:38 AM
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no. i dont randomly hook up with women, and the ones i've dated were on birth control so it wasn't necessary. i had one in my wallet for years that i got randomly from some woman passing them out on campus but i never used it and eventually just tossed it.

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jpenny2
07/14/21 11:00:40 AM
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Is it healthy for your penis to keep a condom on you at all times? Seems like it would be uncomfortable.

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monkmith
07/14/21 11:02:47 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
Is it healthy for your penis to keep a condom on you at all times? Seems like it would be uncomfortable.
there's also the health implications of a 24/7 erection.

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Returning_CEmen
07/14/21 11:03:12 AM
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I am always ready

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The_Korey
07/14/21 11:06:29 AM
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mustachedmystic
07/14/21 11:06:40 AM
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I wonder which administration Vegy's expired in?

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Will_VIIII
07/14/21 11:08:22 AM
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Shezarr posted...
Christianrules pretending he's ever had sex


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Christian RULES
07/14/21 11:09:34 AM
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Shezarr posted...
Christianrules pretending he's ever had sex

I had sex more times than you can count.

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MrMallard
07/14/21 11:11:53 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
I wonder which administration Vegy's expired in?
What are you talking about? Condoms weren't widespread in Eisenhower's era.

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MrMallard
07/14/21 11:12:39 AM
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Christian RULES posted...
I had sex more times than you can count.
Clearly you don't have money you can count, considering how hard you've welched on your election bet.

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Glob
07/14/21 11:17:09 AM
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I've not had need of a condom in over a decade, so no.
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Mistere Man
07/14/21 11:21:43 AM
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Christian RULES posted...
to those saying no, lets say you're at a house party, and a hot chick says to "hey ugly, this bedroom's empty, let's fuck", do you do it RAW? or do you make a quick run to the store to buy a condom pack first?
I can honestly say with 100% confidence that this will never happen to me as no one wants me at their parties.

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uwnim
07/14/21 11:24:11 AM
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Christian RULES posted...
to those saying no, lets say you're at a house party, and a hot chick says to "hey ugly, this bedroom's empty, let's fuck", do you do it RAW? or do you make a quick run to the store to buy a condom pack first?

  1. I probably wouldnt be at such a thing
  2. I would tell her to find someone else



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Will_VIIII
07/14/21 11:25:00 AM
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Condoms also expire. They can dry out and become brittle.

TC really has no clue

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mustachedmystic
07/14/21 11:29:09 AM
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MrMallard posted...
What are you talking about? Condoms weren't widespread in Eisenhower's era.
Sure they were.

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Demon1050
07/14/21 11:38:03 AM
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Don't but I probably should. We're wild animals and you just never know when it might happen. You happen to catch a girl during that time of the month where her sex drive is 11/10....she might make things happen quick. ;)
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KogaSteelfang
07/14/21 11:54:22 AM
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No, there's absolutely no chance I'd ever need one.

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hitokoriX
07/14/21 11:58:30 AM
#31:


At all times? Nah. You're not supposed to keep them in your wallet for too long.
But if I'm headed out to a party or something, then yeah, absolutely.

I know me, and I'd hit it raw if I didn't have one... so I stay strapped. Also if I'm in a relationship, I tend not to use one with my lady.

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NoxObscuras
07/14/21 12:05:50 PM
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Of course. I also have one pinned to the board in my room, so it's there if I need it.



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bsp77
07/14/21 12:10:55 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Of course. I also have one pinned to the board in my room, so it's there if I need it.

Lmao

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