Poll of the Day > They should reboot Lord of the Ring with my notes

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PK_Spam
07/11/21 12:28:34 PM
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  • Frodo has a hot lady hobbit whos really cool and bad ass and can cut orc throats faster than you can see. And she has 6 piercings. 4 on her face.
  • Frodo gets training from Orlando Bloom and by the third movie hes pulling Legolas level stunts and shooting 29 arrows while spinning in midair
  • frodo isnt so whiny. Now he can express his feelings in battle so hes less boring
  • more action- enough said

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Mead
07/11/21 12:32:45 PM
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Dont wait for them to remake it, do it yourself

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thedeerzord
07/11/21 12:42:29 PM
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I like all these but the first

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Sarcasthma
07/11/21 12:57:49 PM
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They should make Frodo gay and also establish that his dick is small so I can more easily relate to him.

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ParanoidObsessive
07/11/21 1:02:31 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
I like all these but the first

That's the one mostly likely to happen.

Also, she'll be overweight but with a "positive body image", and have blue hair.
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Muscles
07/11/21 1:14:56 PM
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Lord of the Rings doesn't need to be remade, let's the cherish the masterpieces we have

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Mead
07/11/21 1:21:03 PM
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Muscles posted...
Lord of the Rings doesn't need to be remade, let's the cherish the masterpieces we have

theyre good but I wouldnt call them masterpieces

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Rotpar
07/11/21 1:29:46 PM
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If they followed your first note today there'd be no reason for the second; girl-Frodo would be the best fighter by virtue of being a woman.

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PunishedOni
07/11/21 1:35:17 PM
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Frodo should be a twink

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DirtBasedSoap
07/11/21 1:36:10 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
They should make Frodo gay and also establish that his dick is small so I can more easily relate to him.
lmao

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DirtBasedSoap
07/11/21 1:37:07 PM
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Mead posted...
theyre good but I wouldnt call them masterpieces
whaaat? The Peter Jackson trilogy is absolutely a masterpiece.

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Mead
07/11/21 1:41:58 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
whaaat? The Peter Jackson trilogy is absolutely a masterpiece.

I think it could be better produced by a different studio. New Line is really spotty with their film quality.

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Muscles
07/11/21 1:43:57 PM
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But most likely they would throw in a bunch of stupid stuff and just ruin it all

The only way it could really get better is if they went 100% off the books but no studio would be willing to try that

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ParanoidObsessive
07/11/21 4:10:43 PM
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Muscles posted...
The only way it could really get better is if they went 100% off the books

You and I have extremely different definitions of the word "better".

Fuck Tom Bombadil
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Nichtcrawler X
07/11/21 5:52:32 PM
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Muscles posted...


The only way it could really get better is if they went 100% off the books but no studio would be willing to try that

Even one of the best book adaptations in history strays a bit from the original books at times.

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Mead
07/11/21 5:55:30 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Fuck Tom Bombadil


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