Current Events > I just had a 300-400 pound woman FURIOUS at me at the dispensary.

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KILBOTz
07/10/21 12:01:43 AM
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Went to the local dispensary for some Friday night treats. The parking spots here are normal, like 8', maybe 9' wide. Plenty of space. I was driving my 01 4runner which leaves like 18" on each side when i park centered.

Spot right up front, i park in it. Super fat lady is in the spot next to me, like 10" into my spot but whatever, i can get out. I didn't even see if anyone was in the car when I parked.

As soon as I get out "HEY YOU FUCKING WHITE BOY MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR" to which I respond "fuck you bitch". She starts like just hammering her steering wheel, honking the horn, screaming, oscillating between like "FUCK YOU WHITEY" and just shrieking. People in the store come out, I'm like she freaked out because she won't repark and is too fat to exit her car. They're like your fine, go on, and tell her she can't come in until I'm done.

FWIW as far as I can tell she was white. She might have been mixed, but she just looked like a fat white lady.

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ChiangKaishek
07/10/21 12:03:30 AM
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It's funny cuz she fat.
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joe40001
07/10/21 12:03:57 AM
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Thank God she was white or else we could not make fun of her.

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KILBOTz
07/10/21 12:05:39 AM
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i mean her calling me whitey and white boy when as far as i can tell she was white, i found that pretty funny.


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therin_lews_kin
07/10/21 12:05:58 AM
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fatties gonna fat
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Lokison
07/10/21 12:25:20 AM
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Sounds like she doesnt need to go to a dispensary, but a weight loss clinic.

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VitalGetPrank
07/10/21 12:30:47 AM
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joe40001
07/10/21 12:33:40 AM
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KILBOTz posted...
i mean her calling me whitey and white boy when as far as i can tell she was white, i found that pretty funny.
Ok actually that is a fair point to why to mention her race. I was out of line, my mistake.

https://youtu.be/5IPKL1Oy-CA

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R1masher
07/10/21 12:54:18 AM
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So fat you transcend race

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Bloodmoon77
07/10/21 12:56:00 AM
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ChiangKaishek posted...
It's funny cuz she fat.

therin_lews_kin posted...
fatties gonna fat


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joe40001
07/10/21 1:33:48 AM
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therin_lews_kin posted...
fatties gonna fat

ChiangKaishek posted...
It's funny cuz she fat.

Hey now, many fat people such as myself are properly self-hating.

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Flockaveli
07/10/21 1:36:16 AM
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Tell her she's only a couple pounds away from everything revolving around her.

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pure_temper
07/10/21 1:40:48 AM
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this topic went places lol

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superman 2000
07/10/21 1:42:59 AM
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She needs to dispense with some of that nastyass attitude.

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TrollTrace
07/10/21 1:56:04 AM
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joe40001 posted...
Thank God she was white or else we could not make fun of her.

Bahahaha

Poor lady man, its a funny story but damn it sucks being fat.
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Middle hope
07/10/21 2:18:06 AM
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KILBOTz posted...
i mean her calling me whitey and white boy when as far as i can tell she was white, i found that pretty funny.
I know that type very well. The fat white Heffernan with 14 kids who thinks they are the queen of spades.

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roos1046 Reborn
07/10/21 8:53:34 AM
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I remember this copy pasta.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/10/21 8:55:16 AM
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give her Boogie's phone number.
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Kingbuffet
07/10/21 9:19:04 AM
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I seriously doubt she was 400 lb (obese) people exaggerate like crazy in their stories.
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Simp
07/10/21 9:25:46 AM
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I seriously doubt she was human (homo sapiens) people exaggerate like crazy in their stories.

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Silver Bearings
07/10/21 9:30:24 AM
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Kingbuffet posted...
I seriously doubt she was 400 lb (obese) people exaggerate like crazy in their stories.
Thanks for this. I did an independent fact check and she weighed in at 382 lb. The discrepancy has been noted on TC's permanent internet record.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/10/21 9:31:01 AM
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are you sure she was driving a car?

sounds like she should be carried by a tractor or something...
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joe40001
07/10/21 10:15:02 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
are you sure she was driving a car?

sounds like she should be carried by a tractor or something...

Depending on the height 400lbs can look kinda normal. Like obviously fat, but not my 600lb life can't stand fat.

Like gabriel ingleasias or that guy from LOST.

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