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Pointless_Topic
07/08/21 9:02:11 PM
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If you are a short man who is 5'8 or below, it is impossible to get laid. Especially if you are not extremely good looking to compensate.

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cuttin_in_farm
07/08/21 9:05:07 PM
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Conflict posted...
Really pulled out the old dumpster alt for this one eh?

I think its a gimmick. Based on the username.

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Kanaya413
07/08/21 9:05:21 PM
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Id fuck hot short dudes
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Duncanwii
07/08/21 9:05:22 PM
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I've been laid and I'm 5'2. Whatre you going to do about it?
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Pointless_Topic
07/08/21 9:05:47 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I've been laid and I'm 5'2. Whatre you going to do about it?
you're lying

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Winrawr
07/08/21 9:06:18 PM
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Duncanwii posted...

maybe laid to bed, jeese
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DespondentDeity
07/08/21 9:06:57 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Id fuck hot short dudes

sigless user logic

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NoxObscuras
07/08/21 9:07:16 PM
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Username checks out lol

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Tyranthraxus
07/08/21 9:07:57 PM
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Pointless_Topic posted...
If you are a short man who is 5'8 or below, it is impossible to get laid. Especially if you are not extremely good looking to compensate.
Nah it's easy you just need

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JScriv
07/08/21 9:23:07 PM
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https://www.biography.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_860/MTM5MDU4Nzg1MDg2ODc0NzEy/gettyimages-523284664jpg.jpg

Prince was 52.

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Demon1050
07/09/21 5:22:42 PM
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It's a disadvantage but not hopeless. I didn't have sex until I was 31 and I'm 6'2" with a very attractive face and athletic 190lb body. Huge social anxiety and PTSD is why it took so long, along with no confidence from said mental challenges.

Guess what made the sex finally happen though....finding confidence and just getting out there. The height and good looks by themselves were worthless, I never once had a girl ask me out.

Short and unattractive; difficult, absolutely. Impossible? Nah. Be funny as hell and hold a genuinely happy disposition...you'll attract a girl. :)
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Ilishe
07/09/21 5:26:17 PM
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I know a short guy who dates a perfect girl and is an ass to her. She loves him.

It's so weird. Oh yeah dude is also unkempt and chubby. It's a total curveball.

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Fazeo13
07/09/21 6:03:55 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E
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TheOtherMike
07/09/21 6:07:14 PM
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I've lost count of how many short dudes I've banged. Short guys are hot.
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Lairen
07/09/21 6:11:04 PM
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Insecure women date tall men. Independent women love short men.

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TreyFlowers
07/09/21 6:11:30 PM
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I'm 5'7, wife is 5'6

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bsp77
07/09/21 6:13:12 PM
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So not true, especially thinking 5'8" is the threshold

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Kylo_Ren_
07/10/21 6:37:20 AM
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It's not impossible. You're not thinking outside of the box and that's your problem. To nearly every problem there's a solution. This is easy.

Sam being short, not handsome and not getting laid? You know exactly what you need to do.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/10/21 8:06:18 AM
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Topic creator is insecure as hell, Im only 54 but have no issues getting women, my current girlfriend is 55.

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Graycap
07/10/21 8:09:47 AM
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I don't get the point of these declarations when obviously there are short men who are sexually active.

The non-unhinged version of the statement is that, all else equal, it's significantly harder for short guys to find casual sex partners than everyone else.
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trappedunderice
07/10/21 8:18:29 AM
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Fazeo13 posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E
Lol didn't know there was another version of this song.

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God_Of_Entirety
07/10/21 8:18:57 AM
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If you're short if you're broke if you don't drive
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teep_
07/10/21 8:28:10 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Pointless_Topic posted...
If you are a short man who is 5'8 or below, it is impossible to get laid. Especially if you are not extremely good looking to compensate.
Nah it's easy you just need

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LooksMoneyStatus

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karnage87
07/10/21 8:37:40 AM
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I know plenty of dudes who are really into Short guys.

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GMAK2442
07/10/21 8:40:35 AM
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I'm not agree with this. Short girls exist.

It's that you have less chances to get a partner.
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Aitz
07/10/21 8:48:15 AM
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I am 5'1 and I don't think its going to stop me from getting laid as some people already did at a shorter height than 5'8

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/10/21 8:50:10 AM
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if Danny DeVito and Peter Dinklage can get some puss then anyone can...
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Graycap
07/10/21 8:51:06 AM
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karnage87 posted...
I know plenty of dudes who are really into Short guys.

Well unfortunately women who do are extremely rare, if they exist at all. >_>

GMAK2442 posted...
Short girls exist.

A lot of short women are fixated on tall men.
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Cuticrusader09
07/10/21 8:52:33 AM
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God_Of_Entirety posted...
If you're short if you're broke if you don't drive


Probably. I was just think back to the work Ive done on my house (central air install, electrical work, plumbing). Most of the guys were shorter than me (57) but they were all married. But judging by how much I had to pay them, they are doing ok financially.
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DJquackquack
07/10/21 9:00:59 AM
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Maybe you should focus less on getting laid and more on fostering a relationship with a girl.

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TheMikh
07/10/21 9:11:34 AM
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my best friend is like 5'5 and his count is at least in the 40s, maybe even 50s

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Graycap
07/10/21 9:29:51 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Maybe you should focus less on getting laid and more on fostering a relationship with a girl.

It can be difficult to find women who think the same way nowadays. Casual sex seems to be a very common thing.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/10/21 10:31:47 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
if Danny DeVito and Peter Dinklage can get some puss then anyone can...
Those two are famous actors who have both status and money, trying to claim they are in the same limited situation as regular short men is a lot of lies.

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DP3
07/10/21 10:52:27 AM
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How often do you see couples out in public where the girl is taller (without heels)? Not very often.

Short guys can aim for short girls. Simple.
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bsp77
07/10/21 11:33:04 AM
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Graycap posted...
It can be difficult to find women who think the same way nowadays. Casual sex seems to be a very common thing.
And people who like serious relationships only is also a very common thing. Which one is more common likely differs by age. It's a pretty good mix in the 30s for instance, and I would guess "serious only" wins out, especially among women.

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DP3
07/10/21 11:35:02 AM
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Conflict posted...
Way more often than you think.
https://www.fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-common -is-it-for-a-man-to-be-shorter-than-his-partner
(get rid of the space after common)

About 4% of couples where the woman is taller, and another 4% where they're the same height.

So yes. It's out there, but I wouldn't call 4% common.
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Choco
07/10/21 11:49:57 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
sigless user logic
loool

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