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UnfairRepresent
07/06/21 5:30:29 PM
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Which ship do you swim towards?



You're on a cruiseship, the Queen Zenobia one day when there's some kind of malfunction and you end up getting thrown overboard during an explosive commotion.

When you come to you find yourself adrift in the middle of the ocean with a concussion, floating on a loose block of wood with no sign of your cruiseship in sight.

After a dull thirsty period of time that feels like eternity you look up and see 3 different ships sailing in 3 different directions in the distance. A Russian ship, a Somalian ship and a Chinese ship.

This looks like your best and maybe only chance of getting rescued. But you'll have to choose which ship you want to try to get attention from.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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BloodMoon7
07/06/21 5:31:13 PM
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Russia let's GOOOOOOO

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bobaban
07/06/21 5:32:20 PM
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I feel I could bribe the Somalis easier when I return home. So them
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Lairen
07/06/21 5:33:04 PM
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Russia. Im white and theyre white. Best chances....

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runewalshPSiv
07/06/21 5:33:32 PM
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Lairen posted...
Russia. Im white and theyre white. Best chances....


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Temporal
07/06/21 5:34:54 PM
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Russian because I can speak the language fluently.

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Hexenherz
07/06/21 5:35:52 PM
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Temporal posted...
Russian because I can speak the language fluently.
TBUI

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Shablagoo
07/06/21 5:36:15 PM
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Probably whichever one is closest. I doubt Id be able to differentiate between them from there in the water anyway, especially assuming my spectacles fell off when I went overboard.


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LeoRavus
07/06/21 5:37:34 PM
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Whichever one is headed in my general direction. No way will you be able to catch up to a ship going away from you.

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ShyOx
07/06/21 5:38:32 PM
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Anyone who doesn't say the russians is insaaaaane. They extradite our nationals sometimes at least; China has a way worse track record and you're never going to be seen again getting on the Somalian ship. You probably have a decent chance of getting back home.

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Lairen
07/06/21 5:39:46 PM
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Russia: They love Trump and are OK with Biden.

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mustachedmystic
07/06/21 5:44:17 PM
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Assuming you're just a random person who has no connections, and has done nothing to personally tick of the government/leader of any of those nations, it doesn't matter. Neither of 3 countries would have any reason to detain someone for no reason.

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