Current Events > I predict that my GF will breakup with me this week

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JBaLLEN66
07/06/21 1:04:20 AM
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Red flag 1) Her rival friend that she mirrors just broke up with her bf

Red flag 2) We fight literally every week lol, this fight might be the one :)

Red flag 3) She's going out of town for her Bffs birthday weekend outing lol

Bonus flag). She also doesn't know that I'm going to Spain this month lol, I need a lie

How much should I bet lol

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JBaLLEN66
07/06/21 1:05:41 AM
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metallica846 posted...
Break up with her preemptively. Take back the power.

this doesn't work when you are the guy lol

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JBaLLEN66
07/06/21 1:06:51 AM
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metallica846 posted...
Of course it does.

I've tried a lot lol

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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/06/21 1:06:57 AM
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Dump her. Now.
Why TF are you coming to us?

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DirkDiggles
07/06/21 1:08:11 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
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this doesn't work when you are the guy lol


Now we all know why shes breaking up with you. Lol.
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JBaLLEN66
07/06/21 1:08:12 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Dump her. Now.
Why TF are you coming to us?

cause she will slash my tires

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JBaLLEN66
07/06/21 1:09:36 AM
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Some of yall have never dated a crazy possessive girl and It shows

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Arcanine2009
07/06/21 1:10:41 AM
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dude this is sad.. it's almost like you don't want to be in the relationship yourself. Are you trying to make it a self fulfilling prophecy?

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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/06/21 1:11:10 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
cause she will slash my tires
Then dump her!

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Returning_CEmen
07/06/21 1:13:38 AM
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I know what you mean TC. My last girlfriend was insane. I had to wait for her to fuck up and use that as a reason to break up with her. Then I was dumb enough to get back with her and believe things will get better only for her to slip back to her old ways. Finally broke up with her by having her arrested for assault.

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MedeaLysistrata
07/06/21 1:15:47 AM
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lol jballen

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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/06/21 1:40:41 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
Some of yall have never dated a crazy possessive girl and It shows
Yeah, we have, but we just dumped them. Don't put up with less than you deserve. Have some standards and self dignity, man!

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