Current Events > Your boss says "Let's pick up the pace!" and snaps his fingers at you.

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Pepys Monster
06/29/21 2:24:01 PM
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Wyd?

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Patty_Fleur
06/29/21 2:25:01 PM
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Invite him over and watch him have sex with my wife.

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sktgamer_13dude
06/29/21 2:25:03 PM
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Doe
06/29/21 2:28:52 PM
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nothanks1
06/29/21 2:29:40 PM
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Explain that literally only one person in the building could snap their fingers to get my attention
I might be a trained bitch. But I'm a trained bitch for my work wife mom only.
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Pepys Monster
06/29/21 2:34:23 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Explain that literally only one person in the building could snap their fingers to get my attention
I might be a trained bitch. But I'm a trained bitch for my work wife mom only.
Him: "Pick up the pace, or I'll fire you, and you'll never see her again."

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R1masher
06/29/21 2:35:33 PM
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Are we in a doo wop group, because hes not my boss

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Lairen
06/29/21 2:35:54 PM
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You could do something......like stop cheating on your wife.

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nothanks1
06/29/21 2:36:14 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...

Him: "Pick up the pace, or I'll fire you, and you'll never see her again."

Me: Let's be honest here friend. You know she'd lie for me and tell your wife you were sexually harassing her and your marriage is over
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pkmnlord
06/29/21 2:36:26 PM
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I snap his neck

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Pepys Monster
06/29/21 2:37:40 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Me: Let's be honest here friend. You know she'd lie for me and tell your wife you were sexually harassing her and your marriage is over
Him: "Clock out and go home. You have tomorrow off."

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nothanks1
06/29/21 2:38:59 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...

Him: "Clock out and go home. You have tomorrow off."

He actually is jealous tho
He said one time 'can you tell me why you're always in her office?'
>are you jealous or something
'No! no... I mean no. I definitely am not jealous just wondering tho'
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Funkydog
06/29/21 2:39:55 PM
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Start slowing down.

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Ivany2008
06/29/21 2:40:32 PM
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If I was working I'd look at her and tell her to never do that shit again or I'll report her to human resources. I don't mind being talked to like a civilized human being, but I won't be treated like a slave.
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The_Korey
06/29/21 2:46:57 PM
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Lost kount of how many times I've responded to that kinda talk with "You wanna do it?"

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Umbreon
06/29/21 2:48:12 PM
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Go slower.

I'm not a dog.

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Big_Nabendu
06/29/21 2:48:17 PM
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huh. thats the same thing ur wife told me last when I was porking her

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Kombucha
06/29/21 2:49:29 PM
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Just respond by saying sure thing daddy

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Gwynevere
06/29/21 2:49:32 PM
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Throw my hands up and say "well lead the way"

I've done that exact thing before and I'd do it again

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BloodMoon7
06/29/21 2:50:20 PM
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I deliberately work slower. What's he gonna do, fire me? He can't afford that. It's why he hired me to begin with. He's desperate.

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Questionmarktarius
06/29/21 2:50:22 PM
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All I got is Old El Paso, tho.
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WaterLink
06/29/21 2:50:52 PM
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Get some buddies and start snapping back

https://i.imgur.com/mnWooRW.gif

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