Current Events > You get to choose 1 Street Fighter move from this list to do IRL.

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You can use to earn money if you want. Each time you use the move you have to shout the name before you use it though.

1 - Hadouken - You are able to perform a projectile energy blast. It does as much damage as you throwing a straight punch. Takes the same amount of stamina as running 1 mile, you can do minimum 1 per day. Travels 50' which it takes 1 second to cover (34 mph). Can throw consecutive hadoukens if you can run multiple miles straight.

2 - Shoryuken - When performing this you have up to a 10' vertical jump (controllable). Does 2x as much damage as the most powerful punch you can throw. You land softly and safely guaranteed. Can do as many times in a day as you can bench 225 in a row.

3) Yoga teleport - You can teleport up to 20 feet, distance depends on your personal flexibility. If you can barely clear an intro to yoga DVD, you can teleport 5'. If you are teaching yoga to yoga instructors, you can do the full 20'. You can not teleport through walls. Can do 1 time per hour of yoga you do, you can store up hours.

4) Hundred Hand Slap - You can strike 100 times per second. These strikes have little force behind them, but they do add up. You can stay still or move forward while doing this, no going back (slight turning ok). They each hit as hard as you can strike from 3" away. You can do it as long as you can hold your breath, but it if you do it as long as you can hold your breath, it will require the same recovery. E.g. you can hold your breath for 2 minutes, you do it 2 minutes, it takes 2 minutes to recover.

5) Turn Punch - You are able to throw a large wind up haymaker that if it connects will knock out the opponent. Can perform at most one of these every 3 seconds. Are able to do as many of these as you could in real life. Unless you are already pro-skilled boxer yourself, any pro-boxer though would be able to easily block or counter this large of a haymaker, though.

6) Final Atomic Buster - You are able to perform an amazing looking professional wrestling combo where you do 2 Atomic Suplexes (German Suplex roll over to get back on feet behind opponent) followed with a Spinning Piledriver where you jump 10' into the air, spin 1080 sit out piledrive your opponent. 100% safe, no damage done. You are capable of doing this to literally anyone. But it doesn't make you an otherwise competent wrestler. You are able to do an unsafe version but it kills your opponent

7) Electric Thunder - You produce 10,000 volts and you can control amperage, from .0000001 amps to 100 amps or 1,000,000 watts. But it turns you green and gives you orange hair.

8) Spinning Bird Kick - You are able to somehow, defying gravity, turn upside and travel forward 10' doing the splits and spinning 3 times. It takes 1 second to cover that distance. You then automatically turn right side up. Start up is slow, you can only move straight. Everyone that sees it will be curious how you do this. And your legs look like fan art chun li's, like 30" circumference per thigh.

9) Mexican Typhoon - You grab someone by the face, jump up, spin them 360, slam their face into the ground. Guaranteed KO. But you can only activate when you are in a fight and getting your ass kicked bad, then you are prompted to a quick time event, up to 1,000 buttons depending your skill level and your opponent. E.g. you let a 10 year old wail on you until you are hur

Whats the cool down for Bird Kick? Because 10 ft./s is absolutely ridiculous and Im tempted to abuse this for basic travel needs >_

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Nothing makes sense here other than the Yoga Teleport.

I already do and love MMA, don't need the rest. I'll turn into a criminal with the teleport ability. A true modern day robin hood.

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Those restrictions make a lot of them nearly useless for me. I chose Blanka's power-- being green & having orange hair would be pretty cool.

Kylo_Ren_ posted...

Nothing makes sense here other than the Yoga Teleport.

less than 20 feet and not through walls?
It's worthless.

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BeyondWalls posted...

less than 20 feet and not through walls?
It's worthless.

Didn't read it. Then I'll go with the turn punch and become a prize fighter.

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Gimme dem thighs

also great topic btw, real creative and I had fun reading your descriptions and restrictions of the moves.

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I saw Street Fighter moves IRL and immediately looked for Raging Demon... Not worth becoming that evil.

Maybe 100 Hand Slap. 100 hits per second is going to knock someone out real quick. I don't care if the individual hits are weak lol.

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Im Mexican, so I picked the Mexican one. Im deep like that.

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AlisLandale posted...

Whats the cool down for Bird Kick? Because 10 ft./s is absolutely ridiculous and Im tempted to abuse this for basic travel needs >_

2 seconds, though if you concentrate hard enough while you are doing the bird kick you can prepare your next move while this one is happening.

You are not immune to the various spinning though. You will get dizzy.

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being electricity would be pretty neat. who cares if you change color.

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NoxObscuras posted...

I saw Street Fighter moves IRL and immediately looked for Raging Demon... Not worth becoming that evil.

Maybe 100 Hand Slap. 100 hits per second is going to knock someone out real quick. I don't care if the individual hits are weak lol.

What if I gave 1 free Raging Demon every 5 years evil free? Not frequent enough you can make a lot of money on it alone, frequent enough if you just want self protection without a gun, you can do it no-evil.

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Spinning Bird Kick would be a great party trick i guess

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hadoken for the cool factor

is it ryu's hadoken or ken's hadoken with the cute hand outline

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Hold my breath for one second, hit 100 times in a second, recovery is one second?

Bestow Hundred-Hand Slap to me, comrade.

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Raging Demon. I'd just target criminals and other evil people.

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Ah I like this topic.

I'd do hadouken just so weebs think I'm the coming of christ goku

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bump

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