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Dick Grayson dies from having his head land on a rock during a sparring session with Damian? LOL

What kind of lame-ass, totally unbelievable, ridiculous demise is THAT for Nightwing???

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I think that's from the Injustice comic, where everything is ridiculous and non-canon anyway.

It's still not as bad as the Kevin Smith Batman comic "the wandering gyre" where he has Batman admit that in one of his first missions he got scared by his own flashbang and peed himself.

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superman 2000 posted...

What kind of lame-ass, totally unbelievable, ridiculous demise is THAT for Nightwing???

Totally unbelievable? That sounds like one of the most realistic deaths for a superhero comic.

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I didn't know of it. But if it's from Injustice, makes sense. I've only played the first game and read some of season 1 of the comic, but I know that Injustice is one of those dark universes where everything went wrong

It's not the main official universe

Yes, it happened in the Injustice comic series and it was as stupid as it sounds.

EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Totally unbelievable? That sounds like one of the most realistic deaths for a superhero comic.

Yes, and that's the problem: it's completely unfitting. We've seen these guys survive the craziest shit, but a rock on the ground KILLS one of the most prolific superheroes of DC? LMAO

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s0nicfan posted...

I think that's from the Injustice comic, where everything is ridiculous and non-canon anyway.

Zikten posted...

It's not the main official universe

Thank goodness.

It's still not as bad as the Kevin Smith Batman comic "the wandering gyre" where he has Batman admit that in one of his first missions he got scared by his own flashbang and peed himself.

Smh. Why do writers do shit like this? What do they think they're adding to the final product?

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During a Arkham mass breakout Damian frustrated with Dick arguing with him in regards to the ethics of killing criminals or not tossed his baton at a distracted Dick during combat, striking him in the head, knocking him out and causing him to land his neck on a rock, breaking and killing him.

Not the most exciting way to go but not everyone gets to die doing something heoric or badass.

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s0nicfan posted...

I think that's from the Injustice comic, where everything is ridiculous and non-canon anyway.

It's still not as bad as the Kevin Smith Batman comic "the wandering gyre" where he has Batman admit that in one of his first missions he got scared by his own flashbang and peed himself.

So bad they never made the sequel. I'm still wondering what happened to silver st cloud, what a cliffhanger
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s0nicfan posted...

Such awesome artwork wasted on such worthless writing.

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superman 2000 posted...

Dick Grayson dies from having his head land on a rock during a sparring session with Damian? LOL

What kind of lame-ass, totally unbelievable, ridiculous demise is THAT for Nightwing???

it's not a sparring session, they actually fighting.
Damian was on supes's side and Dick was on batsy's.
i remember the title of that chapter was "death of the bat-son" or something.

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Sounds really realistic actually

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superman 2000 posted...

Such awesome artwork wasted on such worthless writing.

On the plus side, it created one of the most amazing batman reaction faces of all time:


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If you think Injustice is fucked up, look up The Batman Who Laughs

There is a universe where Batman gets corrupted by The Joker. His original origin story comic is pretty demented. He ends up murdering the entire Batfamily, and the Justice League and Lois Lane and Superman's son

From what place such a ridiculous scene would come from? Ah yeah freaking Injustice, where everyone is so out of character because it was made by someone at NRS to promote their game.

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Zikten posted...

If you think Injustice is fucked up, look up The Batman Who Laughs

There is a universe where Batman gets corrupted by The Joker. His original origin story comic is pretty demented. He ends up murdering the entire Batfamily, and the Justice League and Lois Lane and Superman's son

That edgy stuff always seems stupid to me

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What a dumb idea, which can be said about many things in comics lately (and maybe not so lately too).

Also, that batsuit looks horrible.

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Thats basically like movies like Million Dollar Baby & The Jacket, etc. Its a good trope.

and uniquely plays into how Robins costume seems to offer zero protection to the head & face

s0nicfan posted...

I think that's from the Injustice comic, where everything is ridiculous and non-canon anyway.

It's still not as bad as the Kevin Smith Batman comic "the wandering gyre" where he has Batman admit that in one of his first missions he got scared by his own flashbang and peed himself.

I love his movies, he's a great guy, but Kevin Smith needs to stay the fuck away from comic books. He had a decent run on Green Arrow, everything else was just shit. When he actually managed to complete a project, that is

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iirc, it's not even bad.

what happened was that Damian would always throw this stick kinda weapon at Dick, and Dick would always grab it/dodge it (can't remember).

anyway, they're fighting some inmates, or something, and have an argument, so Damian does the same thing that he had done many times before, thinking that Dick would be okay like he was many times before. however Dick was distracted while fighting a dude, so he didn't have time to register what Damian was doing, so the weapon hit Dick in his temple, which caused him to fall and hit the back of his head on a rock, which killed him.

this, of course, created a huge rift between Bruce and Damian, which caused the latter to align himself with evil Superman.

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Its like a Watchmen death lol

Southernfatman posted...

What a dumb idea, which can be said about many things in comics lately (and maybe not so lately too).

Also, that batsuit looks horrible.

What's with DC writers and their obsession of being edgy? And I thought Joker cutting off his own face was bad.

Everything has to be edgy, stupidly convoluted and contrived, or all the above.

Well it was part of a larger story involving Batman (our Batman) discovering that there is a Dark Multiverse, basically a collection of universes where everything goes wrong.

I wouldn't be surprised if they confirmed Injusrice is in the Dark Multiverse. But anyway, a group of versions of Bruce Wayne from the Dark Multiverse team up. Each of them is a Batman that failed in some manner. The Batman Who Laughs is their leader. And they try to invade the main DC Universe

there's a batman comic where he hangs dong

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Southernfatman posted...

What's with DC writers and their obsession of being edgy? And I thought Joker cutting off his own face was bad.

Everything has to be edgy, stupidly convoluted and contrived, or all the above.

They aren't? And even then it's been stated already that this takes place in a alternate world so why peoples jimmies are being rustled here is beyond me. Dick is still very much alive and well in the main universe.

But if you're looking for something a little more light hearted DC superhero girls is a pretty good show.

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g0ldie posted...

iirc, it's not even bad.

what happened was that Damian would always throw this stick kinda weapon at Dick, and Dick would always grab it/dodge it (can't remember).

anyway, they're fighting some inmates, or something, and have an argument, so Damian does the same thing that he had done many times before, thinking that Dick would be okay like he was many times before. however Dick was distracted while fighting a dude, so he didn't have time to register what Damian was doing, so the weapon hit Dick in his temple, which caused him to fall and hit the back of his head on a rock, which killed him.

this, of course, created a huge rift between Bruce and Damian, which caused the latter to align himself with evil Superman.

This. It really isnt that bad in context.

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Wasnt Batman or one of them paralyzed when a bookcase fell on them?

Anyway

How do you think this compared to Death of Gwen Stacey?

This happened once too


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Oh, this one happened too



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While I like Nightwing, and think it sucks that he died, the way that he died was hot horrible. And I don't think the story is too edgy. I kind of Side with Superman , on it. Batman was his normal crazy self .

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Everybody laughs.

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cjsdowg posted...

While I like Nightwing, and think it sucks that he died, the way that he died was hot horrible. And I don't think the story is too edgy. I kind of Side with Superman , on it. Batman was his normal crazy self .

You side with Injustice Superman? He kills innocent people in that story. In the first game, he murders a fellow super hero just cause that super hero feels like what Superman is doing is wrong

Zikten posted...

You side with Injustice Superman? He kills innocent people in that story. In the first game, he murders a fellow super hero just cause that super hero feels like what Superman is doing is wrong

I remember in the comic he was better than he was in the game. But I stop liking both sides after Superman kills Billy in the game.

Batman literally uploads a virus into cyborg his teammate BEFORE this happens, and sides with literal hell spawn.


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Ngl that shit is pretty funny.

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s0nicfan posted...

I think that's from the Injustice comic, where everything is ridiculous and non-canon anyway.

It's still not as bad as the Kevin Smith Batman comic "the wandering gyre" where he has Batman admit that in one of his first missions he got scared by his own flashbang and peed himself.

According to Smith, he got in touch with a family member who works with explosives, and he was told that the pressure difference from a big enough blast does affect the bladder. You can be the biggest, toughest man, but a big enough explosion is gonna cause your bladder to spasm and you're probably going to piss yourself.

It's less that Smith wrote a Batman who was so caught off guard by his own weapon that he peed himself, and more that he was in a close enough proximity to an explosion that the shockwave messed with his guts and made him pee himself. That dude loves Batman, and I think he was going for realism to the point of detriment as opposed to going "I'm da batman and I shidded and farded and camed my pants".

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Freddie_Mercury posted...

there's a batman comic where he hangs dong

Yeah and the issue is worth hundreds already

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BloodMoon7 posted...

Ngl that shit is pretty funny.

I kinda like it in a "Reality Ensues" sort of way.



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I do kinda agree that the art is not half bad for such a ridiculously stupid concept
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DrizztLink posted...

I kinda like it in a "Reality Ensues" sort of way.

LMAO

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Lol I could have sworn I've seen this joke somewhere before but can't remember
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s0nicfan posted...

It's still not as bad as the Kevin Smith Batman comic "the wandering gyre" where he has Batman admit that in one of his first missions he got scared by his own flashbang and peed himself.

It wasn't just that. It was taking a scene from a beloved Batman comic, Year One by Frank Miller, and retconning in that he had pissed himself in that story. So he was writing pee fanfiction about a pre-existing work.

Background_Guy posted...

It wasn't just that. It was taking a scene from a beloved Batman comic, Year One by Frank Miller, and retconning in that he had pissed himself in that story. So he was writing pee fanfiction about a pre-existing work.

I seriously hate when writers do this. If you're gonna write bullshit, at least don't connect it to the parts of the work that are actually good.

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