Current Events > Females hate cargo shorts because they reveal the tactical inferiority of purses

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No
Women hate women designed clothes with no pockets
They fucking suck
They can't even hold a fucking phone properly.

womens hate cargo shorts because they have a sense of style and cargo shorts are ugly as shit. Only chuds, incels, and virgins wear them.

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nothanks1 posted...

No
Women hate women designed clothes with no pockets
They fucking suck
They can't even hold a fucking phone properly.

Yeah, even when womens clothes have pockets, they tend to be worse than mens pockets: shallower, narrower, and flimsier. Plus, women may wish to carry more than just their keys, phone, and wallet, even if theyre foregoing carrying around makeup. Pepper spray, for instance.

Dakimakura posted...

womens hate cargo shorts because they have a sense of style and cargo shorts are ugly as shit. Only chuds, incels, and virgins wear them.

keep the virginophobic shit on twitter
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that really is the crux of it though

females care about style over function then they complain when they can't store their phones in their pants without pockets, complain when they can't walk in their high heels

while men are wiser and only care about function
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nothanks1 posted...

No
Women hate women designed clothes with no pockets
They fucking suck
They can't even hold a fucking phone properly.

If women hate clothes without pockets or with girl pockets, why don't they just buy clothes with real pockets? You can find theme easily online and such. The only reason most companies don't make women's clothing with real pockets is because women don't buy them.

Few things make women happier than when they find a dress with pockets. It's pretty obvious pocket envy

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Background_Guy posted...

If women hate clothes without pockets or with girl pockets, why don't they just buy clothes with real pockets? You can find theme easily online and such. The only reason most companies don't make women's clothing with real pockets is because women don't buy them.

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Women dislike cargo shorts because theyre jealous. They get leggings and booty shorts and those badass long jackets. We get cargo shorts. Dont hate, ladies.

Women love cargo shorts, but only when you're on an outdoorsy trip.

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Men in cargo shorts talking about "tactical" shite will happily carry a purse as long as you call it a "haversack" or an "EDC Pouch"

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How am I supposed to carry my stun gun, glock, combat knife, MRE, and walkie talkie without cargo shorts

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Women's jeans literally have 'pockets' for style. Meaning, just for the look, with zero utility.

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You know what. I am going to store back wearing Cargo short. I know this is a most likely a joke topic. But they are good at what they do.

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Gwynevere posted...

How am I supposed to carry my stun gun, glock, combat knife, MRE, and walkie talkie without cargo shorts

use your purse

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I only wear long pants. I don't like shorts.
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When I was 9, cargo shorts were great for carrying around my gameboy lmao

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Machete posted...

I only wear long pants. I don't like shorts.

nice u can fit even more pockets then

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