Current Events > CalypsoDoom is SUSPENDED

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ModLogic
06/21/21 7:45:14 PM
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Middle hope
06/21/21 7:45:47 PM
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daynlokki
06/21/21 7:45:51 PM
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ModLogic posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/CalypsoDoom

not sure what she did
Posted a screenshot of a moderation in a topic here. I got a NKL moderation for quoting it.
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ThePrinceFish
06/21/21 7:47:06 PM
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oh no that sucks

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ToPoPO
06/21/21 7:47:28 PM
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This will show her to post sexist, bigoted, hateful shit for the 1001th time!
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Crescente
06/21/21 7:47:32 PM
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Wtf, what'd she do to deserve that??
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dave_is_slick
06/21/21 7:49:08 PM
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Oh no!

Anyway...

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Goatsensation
06/21/21 7:49:45 PM
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I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of CalypsoDoom's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

CalypsoDoom was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make her go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want her to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because she's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if she were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent CalypsoDoom link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, CalypsoDoom did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 days he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss CalypsoDoom and I think the mods should reconsider her suspension.

tl;dr - free CalypsoDoom

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ColdRainAndSnow
06/21/21 7:49:57 PM
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Got em

I dont know why she craves that much attention though

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darkprince45
06/21/21 7:50:53 PM
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i swear she just starting shit up at every post now

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ColdRainAndSnow
06/21/21 7:51:01 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
She'll never learn. Her and her equally shitposter bf feed off each other's negativity.

Is her bf Conflict? They always hang out together

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kage_53
06/21/21 7:51:12 PM
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Isnt she almost always though ?
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ToPoPO
06/21/21 7:51:19 PM
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Cornhuskers LMFAO
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Lokison
06/21/21 7:51:31 PM
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Lol

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ssj3vegeta
06/21/21 7:56:03 PM
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Graycap
06/21/21 7:56:18 PM
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ColdRainAndSnow posted...


Is her bf Conflict? They always hang out together

oh my
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Vampire_Wreath
06/21/21 7:57:51 PM
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daynlokki posted...
Posted a screenshot of a moderation in a topic here. I got a NKL moderation for quoting it.

Link to topic?

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R1masher
06/21/21 7:58:17 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Kid, shut the fuck up.

kissing his ass wont save you either

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Graycap
06/21/21 7:58:46 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...


Kid, shut the fuck up.

I'll remember you after dey start photoshopping you out of pictures.
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EmbraceOfDeath
06/21/21 7:59:15 PM
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About time.

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xue1
06/21/21 7:59:54 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79526382

Post #35 was where CalypsoDoom posted her previous moderation
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MabusIncarnate
06/21/21 8:00:47 PM
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Ferret pics tho

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Extra_boxes
06/21/21 8:09:16 PM
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Vampire_Wreath
06/21/21 8:12:58 PM
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SBAllen should do the right thing.

Ban her.

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Trumble
06/21/21 8:14:01 PM
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Vampire_Wreath posted...
SBAllen should do the right thing.

Ban her.
BANNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
BANNINATING THE PEASANTS
BANNINATING ALL THE PEOPLES

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TuckersImp
06/21/21 8:14:37 PM
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It's not that difficult to just follow the rules and stay out of trouble
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Rustykranz
06/21/21 8:14:45 PM
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Trumble posted...
BANNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
BANNINATING THE PEASANTS
BANNINATING ALL THE PEOPLES
Trogdor!!!!

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catboy
06/21/21 8:15:04 PM
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the real dill is that you?

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CosmicShadows
06/21/21 8:15:13 PM
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TuckersImp posted...
It's not that difficult to just follow the rules and stay out of trouble


It's not that difficult to stop saying this annoying s***.
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Kajagogo
06/21/21 8:15:37 PM
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Didn't she just get warned yesterday? ...or the day before?

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Jagr_68
06/21/21 8:15:49 PM
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I feel like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day whenever this topic comes up.

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electricbugs2
06/21/21 8:15:50 PM
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Wish she and her gooner boyfriend would get axed. Bring back the IP ban from the CJay days and smoke the opps permanently.

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ColdOne666
06/21/21 8:25:20 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Oh no!

Anyway...


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DezDroppedFreak
06/21/21 8:26:29 PM
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xue1 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79526382

Post #35 was where CalypsoDoom posted her previous moderation
Is that the one where she said to pepper spray and stab ten year olds in the upskirt topic that is now somehow about cell phones in class

shes trying to frame it as saying women should defend themselves but the context is kinda yikes dawg

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ssj3vegeta_
06/21/21 8:26:35 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Wish she and her gooner boyfriend would get axed. Bring back the IP ban from the CJay days and smoke the opps permanently.

Dey would immediately make alts doe, dey are severely obsessed with dis site. Much more den me lmao
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Zeus
06/21/21 8:28:14 PM
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She gets suspended like every other week at this point. I'm not sure if that's a death spiral for her account, or just her new status quo.

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ShineboxPhil
06/21/21 8:30:56 PM
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I'm sure she'll learn her lesson next time


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PC-Builder_Pony
06/21/21 8:32:16 PM
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ColdRainAndSnow posted...
Is her bf Conflict? They always hang out together

Lmfao

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Lokison
06/21/21 8:33:20 PM
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Zeus posted...
She gets suspended like every other week at this point. I'm not sure if that's a death spiral for her account, or just her new status quo.
Weirdest gimmick

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WashYourHands
06/21/21 8:37:46 PM
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To 500!

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