Current Events > Reminder that Star Fox remains dead because of fucking furries.

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Doom_Art
06/17/21 7:08:53 PM
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Looking Star Fox up online and seeing all the weird furry crap creeped Nintendo out so much they decided not to revive the franchise.

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LinkDaLunatic
06/17/21 7:10:00 PM
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can sonic be dead too please then?
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WashYourHands
06/17/21 7:10:03 PM
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Whats more sexy than a fox with a scouter?

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The Popo
06/17/21 7:12:54 PM
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They have historically released games around every 5 years or so. They are within the time range of when they would usually try something new.



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Fazeo13
06/17/21 7:12:55 PM
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WashYourHands posted...
Whats more sexy than a fox with a scouter?


A toad with a pooter?
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
06/17/21 7:12:58 PM
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Wouldn't Pokemon and Animal Crossing also be dead by now? They generate far more furry porn than Star Fox ever did.
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Ryven
06/17/21 7:16:13 PM
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Bryfang posted...
Nah, what killed Star Fox was them constantly rebooting the story and adding silly gimmicks to the gameplay when it was fucking perfected already on Nintendo 64.


Agreed. If they just made a new Star Fox game without adding stupid shit, make SF64 but with a new story, and ten times the different paths and levels to take, itd be soooo good. IMO.

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/17/21 7:19:58 PM
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it would make sense to make more Starfox games cause of the furries.

after all, furry money is still money. lol >_>
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BakonBitz
06/17/21 7:21:44 PM
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I thought it's dead because of a mix of the fanbase wanting nothing but Star Fox 64 again and again + the games themselves not being that great.

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ModLogic
06/17/21 7:26:39 PM
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Ryven posted...
ten times the different paths and levels to take
lol imagine this in a time when cutting content and bare minimal releases are the standard.

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ssjevot
06/17/21 7:26:53 PM
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Play Star Fox Zero and you will have your answer very quickly.

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YellowSUV
06/17/21 7:38:54 PM
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It is dead because Nintendo thinks Star Fox is a vehicle for shitty game design choices. See Star Fox Command and Zero.

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gunplagirl
06/17/21 7:41:36 PM
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WashYourHands posted...
Whats more sexy than a fox with a scouter?

Waking up one day and realizing you've become a beautiful, sexy woman?

Because I'm living it every day.

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Phantom_Nook
06/17/21 7:49:22 PM
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So what Doom_Art is saying is that it's his fault.
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WashYourHands
06/17/21 7:49:44 PM
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gunplagirl posted...

Waking up one day and realizing you've become a beautiful, sexy woman?

Because I'm living it every day.
Do you have a scouter?

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gunplagirl
06/17/21 8:02:50 PM
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WashYourHands posted...
Do you have a scouter?
Yes, in my vagoo

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CM_Ponch
06/17/21 8:06:16 PM
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Pretty sure Star Fox died because Nintendo kept forcing shitty gimmicks into it

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MrMallard
06/17/21 8:08:44 PM
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Alternatively, they haven't made a good standalone game since 64 and they keep releasing versions of it on all their shit. The last time they tried to make a brand new Star Fox, it sucked.

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iPhone_7
06/17/21 8:11:51 PM
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Change the characters into humans and change their names into nicknames.

John Fox McCloud
George Falco Lombardi
Dylan Slippy Toad
Robert Peppy Hare

This is how we begin to take it back from the furries

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AlisLandale
06/17/21 8:14:06 PM
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The original is borderline unplayable. Its amazing it survived long enough to give us the masterpiece that is 64.

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HylianFox
06/17/21 8:16:56 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
The original is borderline unplayable.

now you're just trolling

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CM_Ponch
06/17/21 8:17:20 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
The original is borderline unplayable. Its amazing it survived long enough to give us the masterpiece that is 64.
It's pretty crazy that 64 holds up almost 25 years later

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FortuneCookie
06/17/21 8:21:35 PM
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I doubt it. Pokemon has way more porn than Star Fox and is still a cash cow.

Nintendo just has a habit of letting series go dark. Punch-Out!! had an NES game in 1987, a Super NES game in 1994, and a Wii game in 2008. A few days ago, they announced the first Metroid game in a decade. And how long did it take for them to revive Kid Icarus?

Nintendo doesn't care that you're furry for Star Fox's Krystal any more than they care that you're furry for Animal Planet's Isabel.

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FortuneCookie
06/17/21 8:22:01 PM
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There could also be that little issue that everyone who worked on Star Fox now works for Microsoft.

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Ivynn
06/17/21 8:27:27 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Change the characters into humans and change their names into nicknames.

John Fox McCloud
George Falco Lombardi
Dylan Slippy Toad
Robert Peppy Hare

This is how we begin to take it back from the furries

George? Falco is too cool for that boring name. He's totally a Vincent.

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HylianFox
06/17/21 8:28:58 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
And how long did it take for them to revive Kid Icarus?

there also hasn't been another Kid Icarus game since then

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iPhone_7
06/17/21 8:33:22 PM
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Ivynn posted...
George? Falco is too cool for that boring name. He's totally a Vincent.
Youre hired!

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WilliamPorygon
06/17/21 8:44:37 PM
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