Current Events > Batman doesn't perform oral sex?(Harley spoilers)

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-says-batman-cant-go-down-on-catwoman-since-heroes-dont-do-that_n_60c8f63ce4b02ff4d854c4f4

In this third season of Harley we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, You cant do that. You absolutely cannot do that. Theyre like, Heroes dont do that. So, we said, Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers? They were like, No, its that we sell consumer toys for heroes. Its hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.


really? I thought it was a philanthropist.
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7th topic on this? Or 8th? 9th?

head is a big deal. even Al Snow knew that.
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batman aint no beta *****

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That show is hilariously great.

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It's honestly understandable. Doesn't fit Batman's image, which is pretty much the most important part of him as a character.

"yo Bats! you ever taste the nectar of a woman?"
"do I look like a fruitbat to you?"
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That guy quoted doesn't even know his own product. In 2011 in an issue of Catwoman, there was a sex scene of Batman vigorously fucking the hell out of Catwoman. I think it was the first issue after the New 52 reboot. Part of Bruce Wayne's disguise is he acts like a playboy. And he gets with lots of women. I refuse to believe he doesn't leave lots of women satisfied

R_Jackal posted...

It's honestly understandable. Doesn't fit Batman's image, which is pretty much the most important part of him as a character.

He would do it as Bruce though

Catwoman is an evil thief. When the DC guy says, "Heroes don't do that," he means, "Heroes don't do that on an evil thief like Catwoman"

I don't know why this bothers so many people.

Batman is severely mentally ill and obsessed with his parents death/fighting crime. It's reasonable to assume he has severe ED. I don't picture him wasting his time eating Catwoman out when he regularly ignores turkey dinner and lobster and all these other five star meals Alfred cooks him to study the bat computer.

He'd be too worried about something bad happening while he was doing that. If Selina asked him to he'd probably change the subject. IMO it would be way more in character for him to give the Joker a blow job.

For Bruce Wayne being considered such a "ladies man" he always came off as pretty asexual. Even Clark Kent has more sexuality than him

xue1 posted...

Catwoman is an evil thief. When the DC guy says, "Heroes don't do that," he means, "Heroes don't do that on an evil thief like Catwoman"

Catwoman isn't a villain anymore. She has not been one in years. She even almost married Batman a few years ago. She's friends with him now and even knows his secret identity. She isn't evil. I dont think she ever was even when she was a villain. She's never killed anyone to my knowledge

R_Jackal posted...

It's honestly understandable. Doesn't fit Batman's image, which is pretty much the most important part of him as a character.

yeah, bruce is a playboy, which means he has to act like a selfish lover. He gets a lot of head but doesn't give it. Girls are dying to please him because he is R I C H . In reality while having sex he is detached and doing the batman brood thing internally. Dude has psychological issues, which is why he is batman to begin with.

In reality though, a comic book superhero's sex life is an unusual topic that doesn't go with their image. It's like talking about a supermodel taking a shit.... of course they do it, but it's not something you usually think about or want to feature. Imagine a "margot robbie poop wiping technique" feature in Men's Health.... fuck no.

xue1 posted...

Catwoman is an evil thief. When the DC guy says, "Heroes don't do that," he means, "Heroes don't do that on an evil thief like Catwoman"

what they meant is "we don't comment or feature on our comic book heroes sex life, it's an off-limits topic". Not because they don't do it, but because it's... unnecessary. John Wick must have cried at some point, right? But we don't have John Wick crying scenes. It's like that.

Gotta love the entertainment industry forcing raunchy sexual scenes where they have no business being.

Kind of funny that they will bleep out curse words or blur guns, but theyll show simulated sex.

Batman is obviously gay and DC knows it.

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Turkinghead posted...

I don't know why this bothers so many people.

Batman is severely mentally ill and obsessed with his parents death/fighting crime. It's reasonable to assume he has severe ED. I don't picture him wasting his time eating Catwoman out when he regularly ignores turkey dinner and lobster and all these other five star meals Alfred cooks him to study the bat computer.

He'd be too worried about something bad happening while he was doing that. If Selina asked him to he'd probably change the subject. IMO it would be way more in character for him to give the Joker a blow job.

Lol this was well done. It gave me a good chuckle.

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DuranOfForcena posted...

3rd season of what now?

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Bruce seems like the type to reimagine fight scenes in his head while being intimate with a woman. but whatever he put on Talia turned her into a stalker.

but honestly, i had no idea this show was so raunchy. I've only seen a couple episodes so I know I would've missed this if I didn't see the article. at this point they might as well be played by porn stars lol.
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Bruce Wayne having sex is just the sex scenes from American Psycho only instead of murdering hookers and coworkers afterwards (maybe?) he puts on a rubber suit and a cape and fistfights the criminally insane

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RickyTheBAWSE posted...

but honestly, i had no idea this show was so raunchy. I've only seen a couple episodes so I know I would've missed this if I didn't see the article. at this point they might as well be played by porn stars lol.

It's not raunchy at all. At a guess, the scene in question was his head just going in that direction.

What's hilarious is that it is incredibly violent:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RKrI0cOjpY

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pegusus123456 posted...

RickyTheBAWSE posted...

but honestly, i had no idea this show was so raunchy. I've only seen a couple episodes so I know I would've missed this if I didn't see the article. at this point they might as well be played by porn stars lol.

It's not raunchy at all. At a guess, the scene in question was his head just going in that direction.

What's hilarious is that it is incredibly violent:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RKrI0cOjpY

that was awesome lmao. I guess violence is easier to digest in America than sexual freedom, but it looks like I've been missing out due to being distracted by other shows.
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...

Bruce seems like the type to reimagine fight scenes in his head while being intimate with a woman. but whatever he put on Talia turned her into a stalker.

but honestly, i had no idea this show was so raunchy. I've only seen a couple episodes so I know I would've missed this if I didn't see the article. at this point they might as well be played by porn stars lol.

Show is honestly the best thing I've seen from DC in years

horny people buy action figures too

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