Current Events > Short men remember: Cloud is 5'7 and gets Tifa and Aerith fawning over him

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AirFresh
06/15/21 6:52:50 PM
#1:


You have a chance.

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Turbam
06/15/21 6:56:48 PM
#2:


Tifa had rough sex with Barret every night and Aerith is a literal prostitute.
I'm not liking my chances...

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Background_Guy
06/15/21 6:57:03 PM
#3:


in fiction
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AlisLandale
06/15/21 6:57:18 PM
#4:


Aeris is a thot

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Dakimakura
06/15/21 6:57:28 PM
#5:


That's why it is called a fantasy game

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Irony
06/15/21 6:57:54 PM
#6:


No Aeris was fucking Zack

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NoxObscuras
06/15/21 6:58:19 PM
#7:


One of my best friends is 5'4 and he got married. So, yeah being short isn't a death sentence lol.

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KingWhiteKnight
06/15/21 6:58:46 PM
#8:


5'7 isn't that short
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The_Korey
06/15/21 7:00:02 PM
#10:


Cloud swinging around a MASSIVE penis metaphor that actual Chads kould never kompete with.

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IShall_Run_Amok
06/15/21 7:00:53 PM
#11:


They also dressed him up like a girl for fun. Food for thought.

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pick4six
06/15/21 7:01:06 PM
#12:


@Conflict

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Big_Nabendu
06/15/21 7:01:12 PM
#13:


Its a fucking video game
Same game where the last boss blows up the solar system. Its not real

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Guide
06/15/21 7:02:06 PM
#14:


Link is 4'10.
Link is a Little Person.

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GreatGoomba
06/15/21 7:02:28 PM
#15:


Guide posted...
Link is 4'10.
Link is a Little Person.
Link is an elf

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VigorouslySwish
06/15/21 7:02:53 PM
#16:


cloud is make believe and so are the girls sorry bro

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Scotty_Rogers
06/15/21 7:03:13 PM
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You can still get some, just not as easily as a tall dude. That's just how the game goes.

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Dingydang166
06/15/21 7:03:38 PM
#18:


The problem is most short dudes just get stepped on by any chad, and girls know this. Can't be protected by a weak lil boy.

Cloud though, a tank could have you on its shit list but as long as you are standing behind Cloud you won't even get dust on you.
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