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Drpooplol
06/14/21 3:06:26 PM
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I work for a life insurance underwriting department, and I just gave them my resignation letter. Tell me what diseases/conditions you have, how fat you are, your blood pressure, etc. and I can tell you how likely you are to die compared to the general population.

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Chicken
06/14/21 3:09:45 PM
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Super fat

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Giant_Aspirin
06/14/21 3:10:06 PM
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38 y/o
150 lbs, 5'10" (edited to include height)
blood pressure: idk exactly, 110 / 70 or something? i know it's slightly below "normal"
conditions: asthma (manged well with daily maintenance inhaler)

never been overweight except for a 2-3 year period which i was a drunk, but i've been free of alcohol for > 10 years

smoked / used tobacco from age 14-29, been nicotine free since

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Drpooplol
06/14/21 3:16:34 PM
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So I need to explain something to everyone first. Of course everyone is going to die, so you start at 100%. If I say you have a 120% chance of dying, then you have a 20% higher chance to die at any time compared to the baseline.

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Drpooplol
06/14/21 3:18:04 PM
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Aeriis posted...
No diseases/conditions
BMI 18.3
BP 113/72

what are my odds, TC :(
100% - probably would get the best rates as long as you aren't actively losing weight.

Giant_Aspirin posted...
38 y/o
150 lbs
blood pressure: idk exactly, 110 / 70 or something? i know it's slightly below "normal"
conditions: asthma (manged well with daily maintenance inhaler)

never been overweight except for a 2-3 year period which i was a drunk, but i've been free of alcohol for > 10 years

smoked / used tobacco from age 14-29, been nicotine free since
standard 100% risk. But I would need to know your height as we use BMI to assess build.

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Drpooplol
06/14/21 3:18:21 PM
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Chicken posted...
Super fat
give me the deets, height and weight, bro.

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Giant_Aspirin
06/14/21 3:22:45 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
standard 100% risk. But I would need to know your height as we use BMI to assess build.

derp. 5'10"

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Sackgurl
06/14/21 3:22:57 PM
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age 35. bmi 20.4, bp 105/65, hr 95 bpm. 40mg/day adderall XR for ADHD. two automobile accidents on record (both before starting medication).

family history of stroke on mother's side (mother, uncle, grandfather, grandmother) and heart disease on father's side (father, grandfather).

four lentigo/compound nevus (benign skin lesions) removed over last 2 months; three blue nevi known and tracked. advised by dermatologist: "you are a fucking vampire, do not go in the sun ever." rechecked and cut on once a month.

no alcohol, no drugs.

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Drpooplol
06/14/21 3:25:46 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
derp. 5'10"
yeah no concern. Your alcohol history might limit you to our like 3rd best rate, but still no worse than 100%

Sackgurl posted...
age 35. bmi 20.4, bp 105/65, hr 95 bpm. 40mg/day adderall XR.

family history of stroke on mother's side (mother, uncle, grandfather, grandmother) and heart disease on father's side (father, grandfather).

four lentigo/compound nevus (benign skin lesions) removed over last 2 months; three blue nevi known and tracked. advised by dermatologist: "you are a fucking vampire, do not go in the sun ever"

no alcohol, no drugs.
standard 100%, if your family died before 60 from those, we might deny the best rate, but other than that, no problems. But also make sure you get regular dermatology checks, pal

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Sackgurl
06/14/21 3:27:09 PM
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neat. i wouldve thought the heart rate would be a factor

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Drpooplol
06/14/21 3:29:52 PM
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Sackgurl posted...
neat. i wouldve thought the heart rate would be a factor
I don't start caring until ~120

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BloodMoon7
06/14/21 3:30:41 PM
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199%

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Drpooplol
06/14/21 3:31:31 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
199%
the the range does not stop at 200%, lol

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CoolMaskGuy
06/14/21 3:32:20 PM
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Age 31, 22.4 BMI, only major health condition is ulcerative colitis.
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BloodMoon7
06/14/21 3:33:08 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
the the range does not stop at 200%, lol
:o

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Drpooplol
06/14/21 3:34:31 PM
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CoolMaskGuy posted...
Age 31, 22.4 BMI, only major health condition is ulcerative colitis.
Ooh an interesting one. Have you had a complete colectomy? What medications do you take? Have you had any weight loss issues or flare ups needing a hospital visit or any intensive treatment?

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CoolMaskGuy
06/14/21 4:55:45 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Ooh an interesting one. Have you had a complete colectomy? What medications do you take? Have you had any weight loss issues or flare ups needing a hospital visit or any intensive treatment?

No colectomy or surgery. On biologic medicine. No significant weight loss or hospital visits.
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