Poll of the Day > two cars in every garage and a hydrogen bomb Locked On to every dentist

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PunishedOni
06/14/21 1:02:57 PM
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vote for me please

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FrozenBananas
06/14/21 2:09:10 PM
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you really hate dentists huh

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Nichtcrawler X
06/14/21 2:09:41 PM
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I have heard better versions of this pitch.

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PunishedOni
06/14/21 3:11:45 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
you really hate dentists huh
not anymore than i 'hate' hurricanes or earthquakes. there's no soul in there to hate

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Soup_or_Science
06/14/21 3:31:42 PM
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Well damn dude - What sets off or launches the hydrogen bomb?

obilgatory whut da hayul here

If you say "being a dentist" I'm going to punch you

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PunishedOni
06/14/21 3:48:53 PM
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Soup_or_Science posted...
Well damn dude - What sets off or launches the hydrogen bomb?

obilgatory whut da hayul here

If you say "being a dentist" I'm going to punch you
tooth detector - if it detects the dentist has acquired extra teeth it launches the fully loaded hydrogen bomb to neutralize them before they get enough to construct a dentist's phylactery

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Soup_or_Science
06/14/21 3:52:13 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
tooth detector - if it detects the dentist has acquired extra teeth it launches the fully loaded hydrogen bomb to neutralize them before they get enough to construct a dentist's phylactery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDwxDnNTzvQ

I was aiming more for Buk Lau, but I guess that works

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PunishedOni
06/14/21 3:54:24 PM
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Soup_or_Science posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDwxDnNTzvQ

I was aiming more for Buk Lau, but I guess that works
its good to be prepared. dentists arent just a children's fable. they walk among us. ive encountered them myself, and barely survived with my teeth intact

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Soup_or_Science
06/14/21 4:11:24 PM
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That's the difference though. I don't think the dentist actually even wanted what was still left of my teeth(s). I think I and they just wanted to get rid of them (as is per the job). Now, I don't know where you're from, but it sounds like your dentists do want you to be rid of them for more than just whether you still need them or not.

Anyway, I'm just going to throw this association worm at you
https://youtu.be/-oFdEgvoo94?t=27

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Greenfox111
06/14/21 6:34:46 PM
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If you hunt down all the dentists, who is going to give me 15 root canals after I eat all these sour skittles

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PunishedOni
06/14/21 7:20:31 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
If you hunt down all the dentists, who is going to give me 15 root canals after I eat all these sour skittles
dentists create tooth pain as a trick to lure the unsuspecting into their lairs. once operation C.R.O.W.N. goes into effect, your 'tooth decay' will simply disappear

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Soup_or_Science
06/14/21 7:25:47 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
dentists create tooth pain as a trick to lure the unsuspecting into their lairs. once operation C.R.O.W.N. goes into effect, your 'tooth decay' will simply disappear

Oh nuh uh

Chelsea, stop this nonsense, it's time to go brush your teeth

That yellow is not "experience points"

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Ogurisama
06/14/21 7:29:37 PM
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PunishedOni
06/14/21 7:36:28 PM
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Soup_or_Science posted...
Oh nuh uh

Chelsea, stop this nonsense, it's time to go brush your teeth

That yellow is not "experience points"
i use plenty of toothpaste. toothpaste is actually just sunscreen with different flavoring chemicals added. but i dont want my teeth to get tanned anyways

Ogurisama posted...
The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
well what do you call it

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Ogurisama
06/14/21 8:01:11 PM
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wolfy42
06/14/21 8:13:22 PM
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Um the hydrogen bomb would kill anyone within a 10 mile radius of each dentist, but more importantly there are over 200k dentists in the US right now.

Over 200k hydrogen bombs going off (if you only shot them at dentists in the us) would be enough to destroy the world from all the dust and radiation that was thrown into the air (and definatly wipe out all Americans.)

I'm down for that though.

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PunishedOni
06/14/21 8:42:02 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Um the hydrogen bomb would kill anyone within a 10 mile radius of each dentist, but more importantly there are over 200k dentists in the US right now.

Over 200k hydrogen bombs going off (if you only shot them at dentists in the us) would be enough to destroy the world from all the dust and radiation that was thrown into the air (and definatly wipe out all Americans.)

I'm down for that though.

we're not going to fire all of them at once. if a dentist goes their whole life without practicing or thinking about practicing, they have nothing to fear. and the threat of nuclear annihilation will be a good incentive for their neighbors to prevent any dental activity

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Soup_or_Science
06/14/21 8:43:50 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
i use plenty of toothpaste. toothpaste is actually just sunscreen with different flavoring chemicals added. but i dont want my teeth to get tanned anyways
Well then maybe you should use sunscreen, because you aren't very bright when it comes to teeth

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trodi_911
06/14/21 9:07:40 PM
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Do I still get 2 cars if I don't have a garage?

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PunishedOni
06/15/21 12:38:50 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
Do I still get 2 cars if I don't have a garage?
yes. you can store them in your 'carhole'

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Soup_or_Science
06/15/21 1:09:24 AM
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PunishedOni posted...
yes. you can store them in your 'carhole'
Leftist confirmed

No wonder they want your teeth

They even want your tears, man

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