Current Events > I just got refused sex after meeting a girl from Bumble who agreed to have sex

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pojr posted...

seems like the middle of the night was your only one-and-doen shot at making it happen

yeah, I already knew that was my biggest screwup before even meeting her.
She even said she was very tempted and considering leaving the house.

But me being too much of a gentleman decided not to pressure her on it

Lyrica posted...

Why meet up for sex if you don't have a place to have sex? If you don't have your own place or can't afford a cheap motel room, then you shouldn't be meeting up for sex. I don't blame the girl for being uncomfortable.

It was either some random corner in a public park with people walking about or in the toilet.

The motel is definitely the choice I should have made, but yeah... I'm a dumbass for not considering that at all. I didn't even know motels were the norm for hookups.

The only chicks that hook up in bathrooms for the first sexual encounter are drunk chicks, and even then, if I'm keeping it full honesty...it's mostly slutty chicks that do this kinda shit tbh, even taking the alcohol into account.

No sober woman worth half her salt is going to fuck you in a public bathroom for your first romp with her.

So yeah...get a better place to fuck that isn't disgusting and you'll pull next time.

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Go to the singapore subreddit and post on a burner account, it's gonna be more relatable than CE
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ClunkerSlim posted...

Yes. Youre a true gentleman for not forcing yourself on her late at night in a public toilet at the local park.

literally made me lmao

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TC, you're just inexperienced and I want to say unempathetic but that's the wrong word. I've done much worse
It'll come to you with age and maturity. Just don't be a shut in and don't let it (or them) get to you
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ClunkerSlim posted...

Im sorry. Just to clarify, what are the ages of everyone involved here?

early twenties. Basically young adults?

Every time I see a topic like this, I'm shocked that it's from someone with high karma.

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Why not just take public transport to a hotel? At least you can get to know her better, make her more comfortable etc on the way there. The sex would be better after that too

Banging in a public toilet is disgusting af. Like what kinda dear diary shit is this

Every time I read "toilet" hurt me more and more

Dumpsters are always a great place to go for a quickie.

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Why do people who have never met then meet up for sex anyway? Seems weird to me

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I think this toilet complaint is getting over exagarated here.

Toilets are actually pretty clean in my country, even for a toilet in the park. Unless what, is it like a dumpster for every public toilet in US or something? Even in a shopping mall or a hotel itself?

Toilets, no matter how clean, are trashy to sex in
Look at it from a perspective of a woman, Jesus Christ
Go to sleep man, you're overthinking this after the fact when you should've thought about it before. You're inexperienced and frankly, you're inconsiderate
All of it comes with experience, of course. You obviously spend way too much time on the internet, perhaps take a break from CE and technology at large
Honestly, that woman is probably scarred for a lifetime and won't try this for at least another year
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TostitosTheHero posted...

Every time I read "toilet" hurt me more and more

Super TOILET!.
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Thanks for the laugh tc.

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You invite a girl to the toilet to poop not to fuck you dingus. Get a hotel or something if you wanted to actually fuck her, guess what they also come with toilets

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Letron_James posted...

You invite a girl to the toilet to poop

What kind of sick shit are you into?

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divot1338 posted...

What kind of sick shit are you into?

Scat.
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TC, I just laughed and laughed, this was truly a great moment

Wutobliteration posted...

But me being too much of a gentleman decided not to pressure her on it

Maybe her reaction would have been different if you had opened the door, did a little bow with a hand wave and said "After you, m'lady."

Sorry, I couldn't say that without laughing.


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I'm just going to assume this is real because who cares.

Wutobliteration posted...

But me being too much of a gentleman decided not to pressure her on it

Are you? You're trying to have your first meeting with someone be "have sex in a public bathroom". That's not gentlemanly by any respect. Especially because from your story it sounds like you didn't actually bring up the bathroom sex beforehand.

You've brought up your living situation and I believe it. So what do your peers do to get around this? When I was in high school people still managed to be able to engineer situations where they could have sex despite no vehicle and living with parents.

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tag for later

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Thank you TC for the very entertaining read.

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I didn't even make it halfway through the OP before I burst out laughing, thank you for making my day.

Lmao least i can say i never fucked up this badly

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Wutobliteration posted...

I think this toilet complaint is getting over exagarated here.

Toilets are actually pretty clean in my country, even for a toilet in the park. Unless what, is it like a dumpster for every public toilet in US or something? Even in a shopping mall or a hotel itself?

You wouldn't eat where you shit, you shouldn't have sex where you shit

Smashingpmkns posted...

Pulitzer Prize worthy writing here.

More like pull-litzer, as in he'll be pulling it another night.

Posting in the eventual 500

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if this is real just get a love hotel next time for gods sake. they exist in countries in asia where most people live with their parents for a reason. the reason is the exact scenario you are in.

> Bumble

You're basically signing up to be an emotional plaything there bruh. >_>
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Graycap posted...

> Bumble

You're basically signing up to be an emotional plaything there bruh. >_>

That's not entirely true, I found my longtime GF on Bumble, and my sister found her husband on it. It could work

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Wutobliteration posted...

She's the one who suggested meeting in a park...

And YOU could have suggested something else.

Girl: Let's meet at the park.

CEman: Yeah, let's totally have sex in the toilet at the park.

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Wutobliteration posted...

yeah, I already knew that was my biggest screwup before even meeting her.
She even said she was very tempted and considering leaving the house.

But me being too much of a gentleman decided not to pressure her on it

i understand that thought process - however she was consenting to it, so it wouldn't have made you a nongentleman

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I don't know why, but this topic is great. It's not even the OP, more the responses. Really, TC wasn't THAT bad, I think people are exagerrating.

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Sunhawk posted...

I don't know why, but this topic is great. It's not even the OP, more the responses. Really, TC wasn't THAT bad, I think people are exagerrating.

TC this is much of an anti-endorsement as you need.

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Amazing topic

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She didn't want to fuck a stranger in a public park toilet in the middle of the day?

God, what a tease

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TostitosTheHero posted...

Every time I read "toilet" hurt me more and more

Good. That means you're still human.

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Your biggest mistake is letting this get to you.

Just bounce back.

Also: you need to move the fuck out of your parents' house. If you had your own place she would have come over the first night and there would be no problem.

Seriously people don't want to fuck in public bathrooms and get arrested when they can just masturbate to porn inside where there is more AC and less spiders.

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Wutobliteration posted...

By not meeting right there and right then.

1st Mistake

Wutobliteration posted...

I told her to meet at a park

2nd Mistake

Wutobliteration posted...

sit down at a bench

3rd Mistake

Wutobliteration posted...

honestly didn't know what she meant by 'company'

Im ready to do you now sir

Wutobliteration posted...

GO TO A VENDING MACHINE

4th Mistake

Alright. So if youre just in this for sex then obviously should have met with her that night. Meet up, no talking no nothing just get into it.

The park was a bad idea. You dont have a basement? Never snuck someone in your house? Have a backyard with a shaded or covered area? Have a trail behind your house you walk on and know some good spots? Ask your parents to use the car to go grab a Gatorade. So many options.

Use this a learning exercise for next time though.


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Wutobliteration posted...

yeah, but I don't know what I could have done right.

And please tell me. Unless you got nothing else to offer

Just go into a life of celibacy. The world can't risk offspring from you.

Bass_X0 posted...

Good. That means you're still human.

Robot2600 posted...

Your biggest mistake is letting this get to you.

No, he should let it get to him

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Robot2600 posted...

Your biggest mistake is letting this get to you.

Just bounce back.

Also: you need to move the fuck out of your parents' house. If you had your own place she would have come over the first night and there would be no problem.

Seriously people don't want to fuck in public bathrooms and get arrested when they can just masturbate to porn inside where there is more AC and less spiders.

didn't you read the thread? you don't just get your own place like that in Singapore

Well that sucks. Singapore sounds awful.

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Is this a joke post? You seriously expected a stranger to be okay with fucking on a public toilet, especially after you failed to bring it up? You could have stopped typing after that part; of course she lost total interest. Public toilets are DISGUSTING.


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