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Kimbos_Egg
06/12/21 11:45:36 AM
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helIy
06/12/21 11:53:01 AM
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no

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faramir77
06/12/21 12:07:15 PM
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EA is announcing that they're making their own amusement park, just as Nintendo has recently.

"EA World" will provide park visitors with an authentic EA experience. It will have a $60 park entrance fee, but then you have to pay $10 for each ride you want to go on.

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Mead
06/12/21 12:14:37 PM
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Oh damn I didnt realize the Devolver Direct is today

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Kimbos_Egg
06/12/21 12:17:34 PM
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Mead posted...
Oh damn I didnt realize the Devolver Direct is today

you already said no.

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Kimbos_Egg
06/12/21 2:01:10 PM
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>=]

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Mead
06/12/21 2:02:27 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
you already said no.

I did? To what?

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Kimbos_Egg
06/12/21 2:04:06 PM
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Mead posted...
I did? To what?

no

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BlackScythe0
06/12/21 2:04:43 PM
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I'm expecting nothing out of ubisoft, but I was expecting more than just fucking walking.
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Mead
06/12/21 2:09:23 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
no

I regret

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BlackScythe0
06/12/21 2:23:05 PM
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LOL ubisoft is literally explaining how games ship unfinished.
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Revelation34
06/12/21 2:29:14 PM
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I only care about news from Nintendo and Bamco. Maybe Square Enix too.
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BlackScythe0
06/12/21 2:36:45 PM
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Hoping namco has some new digimon games coming, their cyber sleuth games were quite good.
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Kimbos_Egg
06/12/21 3:00:22 PM
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Mead
06/12/21 3:02:52 PM
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how come nobody suggests assassins creed characters when it comes to Smash fighters?

I think it would be cool if they added like Ezio or maybe Altair

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Mead
06/12/21 3:03:49 PM
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Ive heard of this game theyre showing

its called Creature Squad: Shootening Wars

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papercup
06/12/21 3:15:59 PM
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How is this a Rainbow Six game lol

This looks like L4D with a hint of Fortnite

Also the presenters all looked super uncomfortable.

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Mead
06/12/21 3:19:14 PM
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I wasnt really paying attention did they do the stupid Ubisoft thing where theyve got actors using scripted dialogue while playing the game that sounds nothing like people actually playing games

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papercup
06/12/21 3:21:04 PM
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Its been 2 years since the last E3. In 20 minutes Ubisoft hasn't shown a single game.

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papercup
06/12/21 3:28:41 PM
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Okay Riders Republic looked good.

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BlackScythe0
06/12/21 3:33:50 PM
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I'm legitimately about to fall asleep.
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papercup
06/12/21 3:36:01 PM
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Just Dance '22 bay-BEE!

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Mead
06/12/21 3:36:29 PM
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His hair is pink

isn't that something

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Mead
06/12/21 3:38:58 PM
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Here at Ubisoft we were very surprised to learn that people wanted to play a game as a Viking.

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ParanoidObsessive
06/12/21 3:39:13 PM
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Mead posted...
how come nobody suggests assassins creed characters when it comes to Smash fighters?

I think it would be cool if they added like Ezio or maybe Altair

Probably because no one gives a shit about any AC characters other than Ezio, and Ubisoft would really like it if people would stop being so obsessed about Ezio.
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papercup
06/12/21 3:39:52 PM
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Wow, the vai king lifestyle! Sign me up!

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papercup
06/12/21 3:42:55 PM
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Wow, a whole two years of support? GROUNDBREAKING!

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papercup
06/12/21 3:43:51 PM
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Uh... TV?

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Mead
06/12/21 3:44:01 PM
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jfc E3 over Zoom is so fucking boring

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BlackScythe0
06/12/21 3:46:06 PM
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Legitimately playing a movie trailer.

Honestly though looked like ti might be funny.
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Mead
06/12/21 3:48:48 PM
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Why do these characters look so bad

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papercup
06/12/21 3:56:47 PM
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I hear Mario + Rabbids is really good

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papercup
06/12/21 4:02:52 PM
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Where is BG&E2
Where is Rayman Legends 2

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papercup
06/12/21 4:05:02 PM
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Avatar?

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papercup
06/12/21 4:07:06 PM
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Wow.

That was shit.

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Kimbos_Egg
06/12/21 4:13:54 PM
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devolver soon

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Mead
06/12/21 4:15:06 PM
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Not sure how I feel about the Mario Rabbids gameplay changes

looks like theyre abandoning the grid based system for a more active Parasite Eve style turn based system

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papercup
06/12/21 4:34:16 PM
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Wow that Shadow Warrior game is literally just Doom Eternal running at 5 FPS.

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Mead
06/12/21 4:48:13 PM
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Wizard with a Gun GOTY confirmed

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papercup
06/12/21 4:51:15 PM
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Mead posted...
Wizard with a Gun GOTY confirmed

It reminds me of Don't Starve, and that aint a bad thing

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papercup
06/12/21 4:59:16 PM
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This weird meta goofy shit is what I expected from Ubisoft.

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ParanoidObsessive
06/12/21 5:09:01 PM
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Mead posted...
Wizard with a Gun GOTY confirmed

I'll wait for the sequel:

http://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Melf_(Earth-616)
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Unbridled9
06/12/21 5:09:39 PM
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faramir77 posted...
EA is announcing that they're making their own amusement park, just as Nintendo has recently.

"EA World" will provide park visitors with an authentic EA experience. It will have a $60 park entrance fee, but then you have to pay $10 for each ride you want to go on.

EA world would have a 60$ parking fee but which rides you go on would be determined by special 'Legions Of Outrageous Time' tickets. Each L.O.O.T. ticket would allow you to go on a ride randomly with the kiddy train being the most common and the roller coaster having a 0.005% drop rate. Each L.O.O.T. ticket will cost you 1$ for 5 tickets with free tickets handed out for doing things like cleaning up trash and fixing the rides and stuff. Food will be distributed in a similar manner with cups of water and cotton candy having the highest rates and a soda and hamburger having a 0.0005% appear rate. Also, the entire time you will have a staff member watching over your shoulder to ensure you don't go on any ride you're not supposed to and, if you ask them to leave you alone, you will be booted from the park. The entire park has, like, three rides actually worth riding and all the rest are garbage you're forced to ride because of your L.O.O.T. ticket. However those rides occasionally cease operation for 'servicing' because they hired a shady eastern european company to build the ride instead of putting in actual work into it. The only other thing you can do is laser tag, except that it's dominated by three guys who shelled out tons of money to get things like rapid fire while you just have a cruddy basic laser so there's no point in playing.

The parks mascot is a dead horse pinata loaded with cash instead of candy.

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Mead
06/12/21 5:10:37 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
I'll wait for the sequel:

http://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Melf_(Earth-616)

now with more acid arrow!

that was my favorite devolver show yet. I dont know if theyre hiring professional writers or if theyre just a bunch of brilliantly funny fucking nerds but I feel like they should be in charge of like 60% of the entire gaming industry

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papercup
06/12/21 5:31:35 PM
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The Devolver tape sold for $1000 before the stream even ended. That's crazy

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Mead
06/12/21 5:32:39 PM
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papercup posted...
The Devolver tape sold for $1000 before the stream even ended. That's crazy

Im guessing that was the limit or it would have sold for far more

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ParanoidObsessive
06/12/21 5:35:51 PM
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Mead posted...
now with more acid arrow!

No, that's a different guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRbi15QGJc



Mead posted...
that was my favorite Devolver show yet. I dont know if theyre hiring professional writers or if theyre just a bunch of brilliantly funny fucking nerds but I feel like they should be in charge of like 60% of the entire gaming industry

Or at least in charge of most of the PR.
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Mead
06/12/21 5:49:21 PM
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Is that Demon Thottle game actually a physical exclusive and is it even a real game

Cause it doesnt show up on ANY storefronts that I have checked, including devolvers own website

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Far-Queue
06/12/21 7:35:16 PM
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Looks like Fall Guys but more fun + interesting

https://youtu.be/MhsZ6mK-miI

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Mead
06/12/21 10:45:16 PM
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Sweet I ordered a copy of that Demon Throttle game that is physical only

not gonna ship until next year though

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