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Josiah_Is_Back
06/11/21 2:30:16 AM
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*something bizarre happens in the opening*

*cue creepy song*

Mulder: "Scully, got an interesting case for you. 30 year old white male disappears in the Appalachian wilderness. No contact or signs of him."

Scully: "Well, that doesn't sound so interesting. Lots of people disappear in the wilderness, Mulder. They get lost, attacked by an animal, commit suicide..."

Mulder: "Yeah, but witnesses report seeing a strange light around the time he went missing."

Scully: :-/

Mulder: "I think our John Doe was abducted by aliens."

Scully: "Mulder, there's absolutely no evidence to suggest that's the case!"

*weird shit happens*

*Mulder was right*

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/11/21 2:34:11 AM
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best part is scully trying to rationalize the strange shit

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Josiah_Is_Back
06/11/21 2:36:43 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
best part is scully trying to rationalize the strange shit

Haha, she did have some badass moments there. I remember one episode was about a faith healer or something, and of course Scully being Scully she was showing skepticism, so the guy angrily goes "Do you doubt the power of the Lord, ma'am?!"

To which Scully coolly replied, "No. But I doubt the veracity of your claim."

Bam.

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Naysaspace
06/11/21 2:39:10 AM
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post credits: smoking man
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IShall_Run_Amok
06/11/21 2:59:54 AM
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On the next episode, a Where's Waldo? book comes to life and its somehow connected to a man with a limp who works at a lunchbox factory.

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WingsOfGood
06/11/21 3:02:20 AM
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Mulder in 2021 would be a mess
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Schwarz
06/11/21 3:18:20 AM
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WingsOfGood
06/11/21 9:48:17 AM
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Maybe it called the X files cause Mulder is a mutant ans his ability is making conspiracies come true.
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emblem boy
06/11/21 9:49:13 AM
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Then when it's an episode without moulder, Scully becomes the conspiracy nut
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Solar_Crimson
06/11/21 9:53:11 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csAIcswomUk

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Flauros
06/11/21 9:55:24 AM
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With the amount of crazy shit that Scully has run into over the years, and her still being skeptical of the paranormal is mindboggling.

It would be like Sam Winchester not still believing in demons or ghosts by the end of the series.

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Ilishe
06/11/21 9:55:50 AM
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Remember the Steven King episode?

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Ryven
06/11/21 9:57:10 AM
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I love the part in the movie when Mulder rescues Scully from under the ice and as the giant behemoth UFO starts launching into the air Mulder says 'Scully you gotta see this!' And she's so out of it from being in the glass tube that she completely misses it, to which Mulder gives an 'oh ffs of course' facial expression.

Then literally 20 seconds later, the UFO is gone, Mulder faints and Scully magically is alert and holds him lol

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IShall_Run_Amok
06/11/21 1:29:55 PM
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Alex Krycek goes to Oktoberfest, but the birds cloud the sun and his compass needle won't stop spinning. Meanwhile, Scully struggles with her faith when Mulder locks himself in the bathroom and the toilet paper gets lost in time and space.

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Cocytus
06/11/21 1:30:59 PM
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Hey that shit makes millions of people happy.
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HylianFox
06/11/21 1:35:22 PM
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I feel so bad for Scully

She lives in a TV universe where it's clearly obvious that aliens and supernatural shit exist, yet she has to be the skeptic because that's her character

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