Current Events > Is the Force really as mystical and complex as they want you to believe?

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LightningAce11 06/09/21 8:33:53 AM #1:	You hear all this stuff about "It permeates us, binds the universe together etc" Just say it's magic, that's how the jedi have telekinesis and mind control. --- I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion. -LTG <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:954805620] in Is the For... [t:79503143]...</cite> <quote>You hear all this stuff about "It permeates us, binds the universe together etc" Just say it's magic, that's how the jedi have telekinesis and mind control.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 06/09/21 8:39:39 AM #2:	midi chlorians --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. Why yes, I do get a kick out of being a smug smartass. <cite>awesome999 posted [p:954805734] in Is the For... [t:79503143]...</cite> <quote>midi chlorians</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 06/09/21 8:42:29 AM #3:	the whils --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:954805782] in Is the For... [t:79503143]...</cite> <quote>the whils </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 06/09/21 8:42:52 AM #4:	Vampire powers - sunlight weakness --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos Bernie>Biden>poo>Trump https://RightWingWatch.org https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats <cite>Notti posted [p:954805790] in Is the For... [t:79503143]...</cite> <quote>Vampire powers - sunlight weakness</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 06/09/21 8:43:47 AM #5:	You do not know the true power of the force. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:954805812] in Is the For... [t:79503143]...</cite> <quote>You do not know the true power of the force. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 06/09/21 8:44:14 AM #6:	It kinda sounds like a magic Wolbachia infection TBQH --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:954805821] in Is the For... [t:79503143]...</cite> <quote>It kinda sounds like a magic Wolbachia infection TBQH </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 06/09/21 8:44:56 AM #7:	The force is just space cordyceps --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:954805841] in Is the For... [t:79503143]...</cite> <quote>The force is just space cordyceps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 06/09/21 8:52:19 AM #8:	It's magic that talks to people and subtly guides the course of history in the galaxy. It's basically God. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:954806007] in Is the For... [t:79503143]...</cite> <quote>It's magic that talks to people and subtly guides the course of history in the galaxy. It's basically God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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